Hey lounge lizards,

So I need a small bit of advice...well, not so small. I've been gifted with a very large penis, and I need help drawing attention to it during my set. For reference, I played soccer in college (at a division one level) and when juggling the ball the team would joke that for me to pull an "around the world" it had to make a special trip to Africa, if you know what I mean.

I know you gents "peacock" to draw attention to yourselves. I want to draw attention to my best asset - I want to peacock my peacock, as it were. I've tried, but its been a bit rough. Lately I've been approaching women and asking if they had any condoms. If they say 'no', I follow up with "that's good, I don't use them anyway". If they say 'yes', I say "that's cool but they won't fit" and then maintain eye contact as long as I can. If they break eye contact first, I then ask them to buy me a drink.

I'm hoping to streamline the process a bit and get attention on my best characteristic asap.


I was BORN and BRED for SARGING and POUNDING

I'm still polishing this monster cocking routine. The results are almost 100% reliable but there's a glitch or two yet with the single day lay f-close. It works just fine with Day 2s or Day 3s.

Monster Cocking Items

• 1. Chain Wallet.
  
  2. Shiny Dog Tags
  
  
  
  3. Cigarette Case with Lighter
  
  

Instructions:

1. Hitch the tags at the end of your chain wallet.

2. Snap your chain wallet near your cock area, not at the side as this man does:



3. Place your cigarette case at the opposite side where your dog tags are.

4. When you catch the girl looking at your crotch area (she'll look because of the shiny dog tags), slowly pull your cigarette case and light a cigarette. Blow the cigarette smoke up in the sky for that unmistakable manly dominance cue.

5. Return your cigarette case to your pocket. Watch the girl's eyes flow down your crotch area again.

6. Eye fuck the pupils of her eyes and then improvise on some of this Grand Master Style lines: "I'm so tired. My dick's too heavy." "My doctor says I can't carry heavy things. Are your hands clean? Oh, okay. Can you hold my dick for me, I gotta pee. It's too heavy. It's bad for my heart." "Some stupid snake snapped my cock among the bushes around there. I need you to suck the poison out if you would be so kind enough to help a gentleman in distress." Choose only one. One is enough.

7. Depending on your delivery, the girl will play punch or tap your arm. The idea is to say the GM lines as confident as you can and as matter-of-factly without a smile on your face. Say the monster cocking lines with a low voice and as relaxed and as slowly as you can. Not smiling builds up the tension. The girl will try to ease that tension by giggling and play punching your arm.

8. When you get that kino, ease the tension by smiling at her and then immediately touch her hair. Stop the smile and improvise on this line, "Damn. Your hair is so luxuriant and well taken cared off. It would be awesome to stroke your hair while I'm banging your pussy real fast."

9. Watch her face redden.

10. Calibrate and escalate. Watch the video I posted here: screening-game-vt158529.html and read the body language signals descriptions so you'll know what signs to look for to help you calibrate and escalate more efficiently.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0iWb4g0uoc[/youtube]

11. Try to go for a single day lay with an apocalypse opener. Nothing too complicated. The simpler your f-close line is, the better. At this stage, refrain from any teasing or cocky and funny line.

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Approach. Open. Escalate. Isolate

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Haha what a terrible problem. Girls are always banging on about how guys are only interested in sex and we're all the same. Flip it on them and make it out that girls are really the players. You used to get annoyed because all your female friends kept trying to sleep with you because one you had a fling with told them all you had a big cock. And you're more than that! Or something along them lines. I don't like routines but that one demonstrates a lot of things, understanding of female sexuality, you've got a big cock, pre-selection, there's more to you than sex

I had been doing some reading in my psych class on evolutionary psychology - the notion that women have evolved to want larger dicks, and that's why its more attractive to them - and I was thinking of somehow working this into my opening.

Do you think this would fly, or be too complicated to pull off?


I was BORN and BRED for SARGING and POUNDING