Hello fellow pussy slayers.

Just guzzled a 2 liter mountain dew over here and it used that energy to go on a PUA brainstorming spree. Got a bunch of great new ideas and I'm looking to get some feedback. Approaching girls was never my strong point, I'm sure you guys know the drill. Got into to PUA and I've read basically everything. I barely even go outside anymore I've got so much material I'm going through. I figured it was my time to pay back, so here's my start. Let me know what you think.


The WATERGUY100 (TM) opener

Girls love alphas. Plain and simple. You're ALPHA, you will get wet. Getting "wet" (means putting your penis in a vagina) is the name of the game. And you wanna get girls to think about that, subtly. You gotta implant that notion right? So how do you prove you're an ALPHA while getting girls to the "wet" mindset? I present the WATERGUY100 (TM) opening move.

1. Enter bar.
2. Spend 15-25 minutes scanning for the hottest chick.
3. Pick target
4. Go to the bathroom for 4-5 minutes (gotta set those nerves down, you're about to be the man)
5. Order a water.
6. Walk up to the girl
7. Don't ask her her name (KEY...what's her name? You don't care. She's a pussy, that's it.
8. Poor your entire glass of water all over her
9. DO NOT make it look like an accident. (KEY, you're not clumsy)
10. Introduce yourself and ask to buy her a drink. (tell her you'll buy her the most expensive drink on the menu. For her and all her friends.
11. Make sure you've got a cab ready for later


Let me know what you think guys. I plan to try this out the next time I go out. WATERGUY100 (TM) opener. Combing ALPHANESS and deep female psychology and word play.

I like your plan, but can you help me? I won't know what to do when I get her home. Your steps stopped too soon. What is the best way to get my penis in her vagina back at my apartment? Should I maybe put on some Train or Vanessa Carlton?

Maybe throw in one or two magic tricks.

I was lol'ing until I realized you were being serious.

My favorite insertion point is the upside down missionary. You can get some of that sweet sweet toe play in at the same time. Its magical.

You would have to be Jordan in his prime to pull that off. Easy on the water throws, waterguy. Although you would be pretty legendary to be known as the guy who throws water on girls and gets the pull. But maybe after sex, just throw the water. Word spreads, might be bad, but also could make girls envious, and want that water.

Flexbrah I respect you but if you don't have constructive criticism and you just say it's a bad move that suggests that maybe it's good and you're kinda jealous. Just saying. Btw I came up with like 10 and this is my worst. I will reveal some of the even better ones soon too when I perfect them and use LOGIC to reason them out.

That has to be one of the most retarded things I've heard in months. Congratulations, men like you are the reason it is so easy for me to pick up girls.

Here's what would happen in reality (as in, not in your mind):

You walk up to a girl and drop water on her as if you meant to do that. She freaks out, call you a douchefuck and slaps you so hard it'll leave a mark for months. Then, Mrmatt was drinking his beer taking it easy when he saw that happen, he would then walk up to the girl as you walk away ashamed of yourself, using you to open her, something along "wow have you seen that guy? what the hell was he thinking?" and then boom I'm in, flirt a bit, take her home.

You've been served.

Mrmatt

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Yes bro. I'm jealous of being a virgin who doesn't know how to talk to women and writes up ridiculous routines online to get approval of this community and further my mental ejaculation thus hardly ever approaching any wehmenz!

You want some constructive criticism... Keep it simple.

You're over-thinking it.

EDIT: Oh, and is that you in your avi? Hit the gym.

Mrmatt - - -

I'm a little lost as to your procedure above. this sounds like the "swoop and scoop" I've heard about in movies and tv. can you DESCRIBE this flirting that you would administer to the wet girl?

Hey Flexbrah, you come off as a dumb meathead so I question your mentally capabilty to game girls. This is a game of mental dominance, I doubt you're up to it. Do you even read evolutionary biology? I mean really commented on my picture like that (yeah its me) just dumb. Let me make some things clear.

1. No I don't go to the gym. I don't really find it challenging enough to pick up a piece of metal over and over.
2. I've read everything there is to read about asian martial arts. Specifically in the ficton genre, so if that was a threat or you were trying to alpha male me. Just know I can handle myself.


Now let's keep this thread productive!

I think your seriously underestimating a great move here. But thanks for the critique anyway. Can i ask you what minor changes would make it better? I've got even better ones though, this isn't close to my A quality stuff.

hahahahahahahaha! The op made my day....

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wtf is this lmao...wtf, really?

it seems like asserting dominance. the men I pick up seem to enjoy similar acts, so I guess it isn't out there that women would too, right?

i'm just waiting to hear the flirting tactics from above.