So there's this facebook group page for ppl that live in my student area. This bitch on there is pissing me off and I'm trying to find a really good come back to her bitchy ass attitude. I never do stuff like that cause I have a life but she really needs to realize she is wrong and i'm not going to let her play around with me infront of lots of ppl and think she can get away with it just because she is a girl. Of course she backed off a bit after i showed her who's the man but i'm struggling to come up with something that would still keep the frame that i wasn't joking with my initial response and at the same time would put her in her place.

here's the convo

Jennifer Price
Any ladies with shoulder legnth straightish hair that fancies a free cut and style at a top manchester salon on wed? My friend needs a hair model!...
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Nikolay Yanev me
Tuesday at 16:17 · Like

Jennifer Price Oh do one with your shitty sarcastic comments, you're doin my swede in!
Tuesday at 18:12 via mobile · Like · 3

Nikolay Yanev i seriously want a haircut but if your friend has the same attitude like yours i'll drop it
Tuesday at 21:41 · Like

Nikolay Yanev put your mum on the phone
Tuesday at 21:54 · Like

Jennifer Price Once again, not funny. How refreshing are you.
Tuesday at 22:40 via mobile · Like

Nikolay Yanev No no I'm serious. You need to speak to your parents to teach you some manners
13 hours ago · Like · 1

Aurelija Orlovaite In the original post she said 'ladies' and then you, Nikolay, responded trying to be oh so funny. I believe you're the one that needs to learn some manners.
11 hours ago · Like · 2

Jennifer Price Point proven. Get off your high horse. PLEASE!
11 hours ago via mobile · Like · 1

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No. Leave the witty comeback. Stick with the honest and humble approach. If it is truly what you meant just be honest about it. Say why only girls? Figure out why you couldn't go? As long as you know you are right in what you say then just stick with that.

I don't see why you need to "put her in her place" since that would make you look very try hard first of all, and second of all would require you to put in actual effort into this girl. Is she really worth it? Probably not. Keep your dignity and keep your integrity and be the nature one here, since children are for the playground in kindergarten. Seriously, be the fucking man here and don't play along with their childish games, so cut em out and stick to your honesty and dignity.

And PS: your provoking comment on putting her mother in the phone was a stupid idea. You should've just asked it and if she wouldn't have responded ask whether guys are slowed too, and if not why not. But the witty comment was useless here. Seriously this is common sense man.