any cool cocky status for tommorow's international women's day ?

International womans day ...... suppose we have to give them one day off a year from making
my sandwiches

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Posted this one a week ago:

<I appreciate women trying to look their absolute best, but to me, nothing is better than natural beauty and I think sometimes a guy telling them is all it takes. All the make up and fake lashes, no...if only some of you knew how beautiful you looked without it...>

It was slightly modified to match my typing style.

Total activity: 12 likes, 6 comments from 5 different people (2 guys, 3 girls [all below 4/10]).

8 Girl likes, 4 guy likes.
(2 girls I have already slept with, 1 that I'm working on, the other 5 are non-targets)

Girl 1 (Big but not huge, young and adores me): "That's just some girls.. Unfortunately not me, I look like a zombie without.... lol."
Girl 2 (Big girl, met at a concert, lives in different town: "Some girls don't have good self esteem I guess. As for me, I just wear eye liner and mascara 95% of the time."
Girl 3 (Big but not huge, married, kids): "I like this. Your such a nice guy Dom!"

Not a bad status update, but I've had better. I've also had worse, like the last couple of status updates that have been complete flops:

Posted this late Sat night:
"One thing is for sure...these young girls have some stamina!!! Lol."
Total flop: 1 like from a girl I'm working on.

"There's gonna be one speed...MINE!! If you can't keep up, don't step up. You'll just die."
Flop: 3 likes, all from guys.

"Say goodnight to the bad guy..."
Total flop: 2 likes, both from guys.

"<----Now with 40% more AWESOME...and NEW dry-humping action."
Flop: 2 likes from girls, but both >4/10

The best status I have ever had so far was very recent. I was able to meet a famous comedian Gabriel Iglesias. I posted my pic with him:
4 comments (3 guys, 1 girl)
Comment 1: Awesome dude awesome
Comment 2 (Girl): You get to meet everyone!!!
Comment 3: Can't stand that guy. I tell a better joke. Lol
Comment 4: Lucky Bitch

How many likes? 41.
(I have 295 facebook friends).
Popularity by association...lol.

Well thats my analysis...still testing.

I posted my variation of this and it was good.

<WHEW!! Almost wasted a perfectly good workout by forgetting to check-in...lol.>

And I checked in at my gym (MMA gym).

9 likes (4 guys, 5 girls)
4 out of 5 of the girl likes are girls I'm working on.
2 comments
**Comment 1 from a guy: "lol"
**Comment 2 from a girl I'm in an LTR with: "Show off"

Normally I can't dance to save my life, but as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson ever did!

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Heres a few I've used with great success


I'm convinced girls only want 1 thing from a guy...All of our hooded sweatshirts.


Just paused Willy Wanka and The Chocolate Factory to go buy a candy bar... This is why I cant watch Breaking Bad


There are things in life that just go perfectly together, peanut butter n jelly, milk and cookies, yoga pants and nice asses!


Currently in the process of righting a book, its called 50 shades of "insert your name". Watch out

I am hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm...If you can't come, let me know.

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In this world, you don't get what you deserve but what you fight for!

used this, got a comment from a guy saying : you wish! what would be a good reply?

"Things you can say to your dog but not your girlfriend?"
(Come, grab the ball - grab the ball!, stop licking!, get off the mailman! (for instance))

Or: "Lines that you better not take too literally"

Wallie

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I know it's in the past, but I had some pretty good success with this on St. Patricks day:

"I told her I wanted to take her out on a date...and I would even pay...APRIL FOOLS!!!"

15 likes:
11 from girls, 4 from guys.

I just took a hot shower. Its like a normal shower, but with me in it.

A woman's mind is much cleaner than a man's...She changes it more often.

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"___is the opposite of modest, immaculately polished with the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." borrowed from T.I - Live Your Life



more to come.
add to the list![/quote]

Absolutely brilliant

Regards,
PH3

When I die, I want to be buried at sea. You can drop my body of a airplane, wearing a Supermancostyme.

To the OP:
Yes, this may be true... buuut:
I think there are far better ways to DHV than via a facebook status (especially one that is a non-specific joke on the internet). Use facebook sparingly- both in terms of demonstrating value as well as in terms of game.

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