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 Post subject: WALMART PIMPIN'
PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:10 pm 
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So today I went with some homeboys to pimp it. These guys are not PUAs and they don't even know about the community...they're lame...but they're my ride in this shitty down so I can't complain!

It was about 7pm when we got there and saw my first set coming out of Walmart. It was a two set. These bitches were crossing to road when I "hand of god" my target. When I open any set bigger than one, I treat them like if it was just a one set. I completely ignore the friends and talk directly to my target. I might say some quick greeting to the friends once I hook my target...this is exactly what I did.

I told her she was cute and that I did not want to get run over since we were in the middle of the road. We walked towards the parking lot when I noticed her friend's hair was purple. WTF. She was hot though and I did find her hair cool so I said "Your hair looks cool" That's what I call super congruency, he he he

We stood by the target's car where I did my "properly introduction" routine: I say "Let's properly introduce ourselves" take her hand like a handshake and kiss her on the left cheek, then right cheek, then I tell her "shitty kiss" and try to kiss her on the lips. If she rejects, I say "gay kiss" or "this is how we greet each other where I'm from" which usually starts another threat of conversation

Well this bitch here told me her boyfriend would kill her if she gave me a kiss on the cheek. In my mind, I was like: what kind of fucked up jealous boyfriend would kill his bitch if she gave a guy a kiss on the cheek? I don't think she was lying about the boyfriend though so I left the set. I've notice for some reason that when a girl mentions her boyfriend I do two things: (1) Either leave set because I don't push myself hard enough, or (2) I say "Irrelevant" or "Fuck your boyfriend." One of my boys, Bruce, told me to completely disregard her boyfriend comment, and I love that idea!

Anywho, so me and my boys are walking in Walmart when we see this fine bitch from behind. After my first set, my boys are like "approach her!" I obviously bitch out and walk right past her....BUT...as soon as I did that, Fedor's (my boy in NYC) voice crawled in my head: "ARE YOU A LITTLE BITCH?!!!"

NO, I AM NOT A BITCH...FEDOR


I turned around and "hand of god" of her. BOSS POINTS +
I started asking about her age because she looked 25ish. She was only 20 and hot...awesome. I then made her guess my age...You gotta make the bitches work for your 8 inch donkey. I looked at her cart which was full of meat and told her that I'm a vegan and she was like "YOU DON'T EAT MEAT?!!!" Yes, bitch...I don't eat meat.We then started talking about our original birthplace. She's from Germany. International pimpin' baby. I asked for her number but before I gave her my phone for her to type it in, I asked her "What's my name?" She took a second but remembered it. I, however, forgot hers...and told her. She said that if I couldn't remember her name then she wouldn't give me her number. This is where I fucked up. I started tripping with my body language when she said that. I hugged her and told her that I love her and to tell me her name again. This would have been fine but because I was nervous, the hug and my voice tonality where incongruent and I could notice so because of the way she responded.

I still gave her my phone and she still typed her number. I stayed in set a little longer after that because I noticed that if I get the number and leave, then the number close is usually not solid. I asked her what was her major, which was Business Management...the same as mine. Commonality baby. Then I disappeared into the depths of Walmart. I still think the number is not solid because of that little fuck up. And I know that it would have been solid if I would have stayed congruent...only time will tell if this bitch will answer her phone.

LESSONS LEARNED :D
If bitches say they have boyfriend, stay in set and ignore her comment or say "Irrelevant"
Don't get nervous if the bitch tells you she won't give you the number, you know she wants that dick and is just playing around
One little fuck up can turn a solid close into a disappearing act


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 Post subject: Re: WALMART PIMPIN'
PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:49 pm 
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Have you ever heard of a show called Keys To The VIP? I think you should go on there because your game would be completely picked apart!

I'm hoping your arrogance is emphasised for the forum, otherwise you're gunna need to grow up before you get a real decent return on your game. "Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" is a great adage, but there's a line between being mean and being a jerk. Girls don't appreciate being called bitches to their face.

Anyway, with the boyfriend comments.. You probably get a lot of them because it's very forward. You've just met and you're going for a kiss on the lips. Nothing wrong with being forward though, as long as it's done right. I treat comments like that as a bit of a shit test. So I shit test them right back. A great one to go with is "what's his name?" She will probably hesitate for a second just because she's surprised you asked. This is when you come in with a "Knew it, you couldn't even make up a name on the spot". If she genuinely has a boyfriend she'll protest with a straight face, in which case move on. If she doesn't, she'll smile because you've caught her out. That's human nature, and that's when you launch into the next part of your game. If you found her out, change subject quickly so you don't give her a chance to come up with a name and a load of other BS about her imaginary friend.


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 Post subject: Re: WALMART PIMPIN'
PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 9:06 pm 
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So today I went with some homeboys to pimp it. These guys are not PUAs and they don't even know about the community...they're lame...but they're my ride in this shitty down so I can't complain!

It was about 7pm when we got there and saw my first set coming out of Walmart. It was a two set. These bitches were crossing to road when I "hand of god" my target. When I open any set bigger than one, I treat them like if it was just a one set. I completely ignore the friends and talk directly to my target. I might say some quick greeting to the friends once I hook my target...this is exactly what I did.

I told her she was cute and that I did not want to get run over since we were in the middle of the road. We walked towards the parking lot when I noticed her friend's hair was purple. WTF. She was hot though and I did find her hair cool so I said "Your hair looks cool" That's what I call super congruency, he he he

We stood by the target's car where I did my "properly introduction" routine: I say "Let's properly introduce ourselves" take her hand like a handshake and kiss her on the left cheek, then right cheek, then I tell her "shitty kiss" and try to kiss her on the lips. If she rejects, I say "gay kiss" or "this is how we greet each other where I'm from" which usually starts another threat of conversation

Well this bitch here told me her boyfriend would kill her if she gave me a kiss on the cheek. In my mind, I was like: what kind of fucked up jealous boyfriend would kill his bitch if she gave a guy a kiss on the cheek? I don't think she was lying about the boyfriend though so I left the set. I've notice for some reason that when a girl mentions her boyfriend I do two things: (1) Either leave set because I don't push myself hard enough, or (2) I say "Irrelevant" or "Fuck your boyfriend." One of my boys, Bruce, told me to completely disregard her boyfriend comment, and I love that idea!

Anywho, so me and my boys are walking in Walmart when we see this fine bitch from behind. After my first set, my boys are like "approach her!" I obviously bitch out and walk right past her....BUT...as soon as I did that, Fedor's (my boy in NYC) voice crawled in my head: "ARE YOU A LITTLE BITCH?!!!"

NO, I AM NOT A BITCH...FEDOR


I turned around and "hand of god" of her. BOSS POINTS +
I started asking about her age because she looked 25ish. She was only 20 and hot...awesome. I then made her guess my age...You gotta make the bitches work for your 8 inch donkey. I looked at her cart which was full of meat and told her that I'm a vegan and she was like "YOU DON'T EAT MEAT?!!!" Yes, bitch...I don't eat meat.We then started talking about our original birthplace. She's from Germany. International pimpin' baby. I asked for her number but before I gave her my phone for her to type it in, I asked her "What's my name?" She took a second but remembered it. I, however, forgot hers...and told her. She said that if I couldn't remember her name then she wouldn't give me her number. This is where I fucked up. I started tripping with my body language when she said that. I hugged her and told her that I love her and to tell me her name again. This would have been fine but because I was nervous, the hug and my voice tonality where incongruent and I could notice so because of the way she responded.

I still gave her my phone and she still typed her number. I stayed in set a little longer after that because I noticed that if I get the number and leave, then the number close is usually not solid. I asked her what was her major, which was Business Management...the same as mine. Commonality baby. Then I disappeared into the depths of Walmart. I still think the number is not solid because of that little fuck up. And I know that it would have been solid if I would have stayed congruent...only time will tell if this bitch will answer her phone.

LESSONS LEARNED :D
If bitches say they have boyfriend, stay in set and ignore her comment or say "Irrelevant"
Don't get nervous if the bitch tells you she won't give you the number, you know she wants that dick and is just playing around
One little fuck up can turn a solid close into a disappearing act


KEEP IT PIMPIN' PLAYA
Dude, I'm all about practice every opportunity you get.... Especially looking for girlfriend material.... but WALMART? You would find higher caliber women at a petting zoo lol and I'm not talking about the guests.....


And I wouldn't expect her to answer your phone calls..... What do you think her friends were saying about the creepy asshole who just singled her out, hitting on her in the WALMART parking lot on the car ride home? Good that you are taking it upon yourself to practice whenever you get a chance... But don't keep repeating the same thing and expecting a different result.

And go to Target next time for fucks sake lol there are actually HOT HOT women who shop at Target all day and they aren't as rushed to get the fuck out of there because well... They aren't in WALMART where its grimy and nasty!! Think about how you are making the girls feel dude... If you make them feel like walmart trash... they probably aren't going to want anything to do with you (and if they are walmart trash... raise your standards bro.)


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 Post subject: Re: WALMART PIMPIN'
PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:00 am 
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I find it funny how you call them bitches when you done with them. Who doesn't right? Lol


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 Post subject: Re: WALMART PIMPIN'
PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:17 am 
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I find it funny how you call them bitches when you done with them. Who doesn't right? Lol
You really shouldn't ever call a girl a bitch. It makes you look bad... Guys call a girl a bitch to protect their own ego because they don't want to admit that they got rejected.


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