Second post in two days. I think I'm starting to like it here.

I have accumulated a lot of female friends on FB and in the phone over the years, and I figure who better to test my game on?

This girl has a BF (super alpha male, rich, built, ripped), but I always had the feeling she had a wandering eye.

FB Chat
ME: I'm luring girls to my house with the promise of candy. Which do you prefer, skittles or M&Ms?
HER: Skittles!!! But only the green and red ones. Preferably off of Fabio (in-joke, she has a picture of Fabio on her FB wall)
ME: So you're saying I need to sift through bags and bags of skittles just to find the green and red ones? Girl, you are too much effort (small neg)
HER: I'll go through them. Might just taste all of them just to be sure.
ME: So you're saying if I buy a bag of skittles, you'll come over and taste them out for me? How does Monday night sound?
HER: Monday night sounds dandy but I do have work first thing Tuesday. Is it a late night affair? (obvious bait)
ME: Nah, gotta be in the gym early Tuesday morning (true, but a good time constraint). How long does it take to sort out a bag of skittles?
HER: I go through them like a bag of chips
ME: I better get a couple of bags then. How many skittles can you fit in your mouth (light flirt to see how she responds)
HER: Never counted. With or without asphyxiation? I may have to bring a friend on Monday night. She's on the same induction as me Monday and Tuesday. She is of the female kind and will like skittles?
ME: Well preferably without asphyxiation. What good are you then? (another small neg) A skittle-date it is. I've only got the one bed tho.

I know that last message seemed to break the time constraint, but it's set up. She'll more than likely say "Well we can't stay the night blah blah blah" and I can hit back with "Well of course, that's why I said I've only got the one bed"

The advice I have received in such a short amount of time has been invaluable, you guys are the best!

Any advice on where to take this? I doubt it'll escalate into something as naughty as a threesome, but I'd like to seal the deal with at least one of them. How does one go about entertaining two girls at once? Play them off against each other? If I want the girl above, I should be flirting with her friend a bit shouldn't I?

UPDATE:
HER: All the more to warm your bed.

Unexpected to say the least.

UPDATE:

Spoke a bit more. She said she is basically offering her friend as payment for the Skittles (how to take this?).

Tonight I got this message tho.

HER: Hello would you be terribly upset if I bail on Skittles? I just have a gazilloon stuff to do and I wasted too much of today picnicking and playing candy crush. I did however happen to pick up a bottle of glenlivet from duty free and you are free to come enjoy it with us some time? Good trade off?

I made a joke about bailing on our first date, and how we need a divorce etc which she responded to positively. I left her with this.

ME: Fine, you've convinced me. You're gonna have to make it up to me tho. Glenlivet won't be enough to heal this wound.

What do we think? The flaking was not unexpected (she's a bit erratic), and the invitation to her place is a positive sign.

Any suggestions on how to play this from here? I want to organise a time and place, but I don't want to ask for it directly.

'Nother update!

HER: I found a loop hole!!! Well it all started by xxxxx (boyfriend) telling me about what skittle parties are (the dodgy kind) and then I showed yyyyy (housemate) your message and I to confirm that there wouldn't be any drugs involved and then she said... (and this is the closing clause here) "This doesn't even seem like an invitation, I think you've just invited yourself" it was a simple case of misunderstanding and thus you have nothing against me. I want the cat back.

The "cat back" is in reference to me saying earlier that we need a divorce and I get to keep the cat.

Now she waited 24 hours to reply to my last message, so I'm gonna wait at least that long before I get back to her. I could really use some advice on this, lads. What is my best approach for reply? She still seems interested, but I have a feeling this is a test. She's a HB8, so she is used to guys drooling all over her.