OK need some good advice. Don't ask me how its gone this long but its been over a year and she hasn't given me head. Blaming her braces but thats nonsense

So I've been going down on her most times and I'm good at it and enjoy it.

Other week she says if I buy her this chocolate bar that is really fuckin hard to find that she'll give me head

For a while I was looking for the chocolate then I just said...hold on a minute wtf am I doing. She's shit testin

So my plan is next time I'm kissin her and about to go down on her... I pull my head up and say...actually you know what... I'm not in the mood. Then she'll say whats up.

I'll say, I don't give without receiving so actually I want a really obscure chocolate bar or whatever and head!

Advice please lol

She put chocolate as the price for getting head? Whip out your dick and say, "I've got a goooolden tiiicketttt..."

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"Let me ask you something. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?"

You:"I want a bj".
Her:"No because braces"
You:"Yes because braces ,I'm kinky like that"


Be persuasive. She probably has some bullshit reason. I actually know a girl that's been in a 4 year relationship with a dude and she NEVER gave him head. Not fucking once.

Dated her for 2 weeks and went down on her. After that I just said:

"A'right , fun's over, my turn."
Her:"Blablah ,I never did it before not even in my 4 year relationbalbalbal"
"Oh Please , you know you want it , I can see it in your eyes"
Her: moreblalba excuses


(I let it go that night , but it was enough to 'plant the seed')

Next day ,we're having sex and she tells me:

"You know,I though about what you said and..." - she starts moving down.

*GREAT SUCCES (borat voice)*

Now ,some might argue that the 'I didn't give my 4 year ltr a bj,ever" was bullshit. I disagree , simply because she sucked at it. She had no idea what she was doing , but hey , still felt pretty good about myself for managing to accomplish in 2 weeks what some other dude didn't in 4 years.

Point is , some chicks consider it 'vulgar and degrading'. Secretly , they ALL want to do it , but it's like some sort of Advanced Anti-slut defense.

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The only girls who don't give head are those who are no good at it. Teach her as she's doing it and she will feel more comfortable.

ya. I'll be the judge if shes no good or not but need to get it first lol.

thanks for advice though. I'm basically going to stop going down on her unless she comes around

[quote="Hunter_Foxe"]The only girls who don't give head are those who are no good at it. Teach her as she's doing it and she will feel more comfortable.[/quote

A lot of girls are no good at it and have no idea. One of life's great tragedies.

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