Well what would be awesome for you is what my brother does beautfully. He gets her female friends to post for him stupid stuff like i love @serena lopez

or stuff like that. In his bbm he gets them to writte her names. Thats a high value status, but you need to pool it off. In this case you need to be supper chill when people tease you about it, cuz they will, and if you act like you dont really give a fuck, she just wrrote it, thats awesome.
About your question: the thing is you cause people to be like yeah right... Youre so not. Why would you want to feed that reaction?
People just tend to disagree with you when you get arrogant, even if its a joke, i know this i have suffered from the same haha,
There are two types of reactions you cause: inspire, or challenge. Both can be used wrong, and in your case you iinda challenged people to disagree just by being arrogant in a joke.
A good turn to that would be to take a picture of some female friend esting something nasty like a hamburger and teaser with it ( just once dint push it, and unless shes super cool dint post it just take it and be like, youre hot. That may make then play punch you, wich looks awesome in front of other girls.
I sould reconend that you watch your status updates cuz if you post im hot and you have a female saying no youre not down kn the coments, idk if there's any dlv worse than that one.
Avoid those kinds of updates,
its better no to post than to post something useless.
Besides, if you put " im hot" joking it kinda meand you think youre not hot, doesnt it?
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