| I send this one girl a pic of my dorm under blacklight, following it with a text saying, "The lounge is ready." I've basically turned my single-room into a hookah lounge, and I've already told her how I was gonna turn it into one.
She shoots me a text, saying, "Omg dude that looks awesome". No lol, haha, or any exclamation points, so I didn't bother texting her back.
A few hours later, she texts me, "... It also looks like a rape scene set up."
She's an HB who looks like someone who enjoys a nice f*ck, but apparently, my place looks like a rape scene. What can I say to her now??? _________________ "I've learned it's important not to limit yourself. You can do whatever you really love to do, no matter what it is." - Ryan Gosling
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