| Met this HB6 chick who i heard her parents are rich as fuck,so i approached her,the convo goes as:
me:Did you move to our class yesterday?
her:Yep
me:Made any friends?
her:Nope
me:Fuck you suck (goes into the hall)
I decide hell,lets go back at it (i`m bipolar like that)
me:so you like the beautiful girls in our class?they are perfect models (sarcastically because actually they are ugly af)
her:HAHAHAH
I take her ipod from her and find out she listens to manele,my favorite local genre.
me:OMG I FUCKING LOVE YOU *kisses her on the cheek*
her:WTF??:D
I do some compliance tests,do some push-pull and make out with her
Then i go into my childish mode and talk about rainbows and dance around with her in the street,she fucking loves it and plays along,we crack some sunflower seeds in the school yard and make out some more.While we are holding hands i try my luck and do the Ross Jeffries Childhood Rapport NLP Routine,she eats it like a dog eat a steak.
This is where the fun begins.
We go in Unirii Center,where the river is,and we find two girls smoking pot and drinking,we join them,hit dat 420 and drink,make out and talk about psychotic bullshit i usually talk when i`m in a manic state and giggle like idiots for 20 minutes straight.
We go in my house,i make out with her for like 20 mins to get her horny,she tries to undress me but i stop her and continue making out to tease her,and i fuck her.
And then she gets buyers remorse...fucking hate it.
She:You must think i`m such a slut now
Me:Nahh,you are my sexy little slut *makes out with her*
She:*giggles* i never had sex with a boy in 2 hours...you are a fucking player *slaps me and then kisses me*
Me:Hell yeah i am bitch *grabs her ass and kisses harder*
I call her the next day,she comes in my home and we sexually abuse each other while insulting each other.
She loves being slapped during sex,i love how she insults me while jumping on my dick.
What a fucking day lol!
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