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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 4:33 am 
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Field report from a couple of years ago, I thought I could share it with you guys.

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I was on the balcony of the night club and I saw 9 set of hb’s. I remembered one of my wings opened the set earlier on but then walked away for some reason. I couldn’t wing him as I was in another set earlier on.

When I looked I knew who I wanted to close that night. I go in with my opener to my target. Let’s call my target Bathroom Nikki.

Ian: Can I tell you something very quickly?
Nikki: Hahahha! What? Tell me?

Ian: I came all the way from the future to come and meet you. I had to travel through 3 universes to get here.
Nikki: Haha! Why is that so?
Ian: I’m actually a cop that came all the way to arrest you for being the sexiest girl in the club. Our criminal records say that you are a troublemaker.
Nikki: Shut up! I am not.

I start to bring 4 of her friends into the mix and ask the set if she is any trouble. They laugh and agree, and then I assigned roles to each other. You are the good one, bad one and you are the troublemaker’s sister. I run the Powerpuff girls routine on them (girls love this stuff). Ran some David DeAngelo cocky funny humor and in between ran the jealous girlfriend opener as a routine.

They were laughing most of the time.
Ian: Girls, your friend and I like each other. Is that fine with you?
They say NO.
Ian: Listen! I will take good care of her. (Aggressive way)
I now tell Nikki that we will never see each other again.
I ignore the part where her friends say no. I started kissing her immediately.

I took her inside the club by holding her hand in an aggressive way.
We sat on the couches, started making out with her hardcore.
We both get excited and people start to watch us.
Her friends walked past, they did absolutely nothing.

I took her to the bathroom, pulled her bra off and locked the bathroom.
I sucked on her nipples for a couple of minutes.
She grabs my dick and pulls down my pants.
I pull down her panties; her pussy smells worst than drain.
As I stick my finger up her.

Bouncer: GET THE F### OUT OF THIS BATHROOM NOW (pounds the door)
I am not sure how we managed to get caught. Maybe somebody saw us in the bathroom; we were in there for 17 minutes.
We put our clothes back on. The bouncer seems like he wants to throw me out. People see us walk out of the club with the bouncer behind us.

BOUNCER: YOU NEED TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW, DO NOT COME BACK TO THIS CLUB. I WILL REMEMBER YOUR FACE.
I take her to the nearest open restaurant; we go immediately inside the bathroom. I stick my finger again up her pants and carry on where we left off.
I put try to put my dick inside. Guess what? LMR

She says no, she is not going to have sex. She makes excuses about going back to her friends.
I keep it cool and use my LMR tactics. I say nobody will ever know we had sex in this bathroom.
For 45 minutes in the bathroom I had to battle for LMR. But I never gave up.
Luckily there are no bouncers in a restaurant to chase us away.

I put my dick in her mouth, she also said no a couple times. I was aggressive and eventually she sucked me off.
When she sucked me off for the 4th time I had managed to fuck close her.

What I learnt?
Opening a 9 set is the same as opening a 2 or 3 set. There is no difference.
If your wing wrecks and does not get anywhere with the set, you can open and extract the target from the location. It is definitely worth a try.
If a bouncer kicks you out, go to the nearest bathroom inside a restaurant. It’s bouncer free.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:28 am 
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Her friends snitched on you as a way to revenge for stealing their friend.


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Sounds like you'd stick your pipi in just about anything. Just reading "her pussy smells worse than drain" gave me the shudders. BUT, I still found it funny you proceeded anyway. :lol:

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Damn bro, be careful and don't get an STD. Hopefully you use protection. If her pussy smells foul, then shit I would reconsider. But eh, your practicing your skills and it worked out in the end.

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haha wow sounds like a slutty night for that girl. her friends definitely told on you so their friend wouldnt get fucked by a stranger in a bathroom :?


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Hotel lobby bathrooms are also prime areas for this kind of steamy hookup.


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