"Did you know that 38% of married couples have serious arguments over sex in the morning or sex at night?"

Just thought I'd share this transition I've been using recently. My human sexualities professor, who is a marriage counselor also, mentioned this in class a while ago. It works great if you go use a marriage role play first and I totally bs the percentage every time for my own entertainment.

Here's one of my recent conversations

Strummer12: Would you date a person in a wheelchair?
Her: Yes/No because blah blah blah
Strummer12: tease her for whatever her answer is, then "I would marry you if you were in a wheel chair because I'm not shallow. . . plus I could park I could get front row parking every where"
Her: laughs
Strummer12: I would make a good husband and would gladly push her in circles for our first dance
(she laughs and we elaborate on wedding details like me crouching in pictures etc)
Strummer12: Did you know that 44% of all married couples have serious fights about having sex in the morning or at night?
Her: blah blah blah
Strummer12: You seem like a morning sex kind of person. I don't know if we could work out because I'm a night person.


Depending on her answer you can go a bunch of different ways. It's also a good way to test how comfortable she is with talking about sex. In that case she said she was a morning person but she would make a compromise and go morning and night.

If you have any ideas for improvement please share. I hope this helps someone out.

$$$$$$$$ Perfect

Nice little routine, communicates man to a woman, sexual innuendo. Just perfect

I have a similar routine, I really like this except you obviously have to test the girl's level of comfort and chill-ness about the topic of sex:

Me: Blah Blah *dhv*
Her: Ohh blah blah blah *ioi*
--FRAMEE CHANGE--
Me: Ahh no.. this, this will not work..
Her: What? What do you mean?
Me: I've realised we're too similar, you're one of those really sexual girls and if we were dating we'd never leave the house! We'd just be fucking non-stop :/ It would be really awful