Late Night London!

Started the evening on an extreme low due to the fact that i had recently broken up with my long term partner but screw that I've had tonnes of rebounds since so i wasn't going to let it get to me.
I went to TigerTiger in Piccadilly, standard bar standard club really, pussy of all ages scattered all around the place, immediately headed up the stairs and got my self a drink, noticing a small 3 set of girls who were literally dying to be spoken too, the girls were incredible, on your average hot babe scale they were easily 8.5 to a bang on point 11.5 (No Bullshit) of course applying my same ice-breaker opener i seduced them ALL into my own booth, thinking to myself whether i could pull a foursome off, i majestically dispersed and went to the loo, upon my return one of the girls had drank too much and passed out (Which was pathetic considering her friends were more sober than a Buddhist Priest) i proceeded in the sticking points caressing both their hair simultaneously and complementing them both on the way they were dressed, a promotional barmaid approached the booth asking if we would like to buy some alcohol, my immediate response was a decline but the barmaid was a clear 9 so i pulled my pre-drawn number on paper and slipped it in her pocket, she gave me a kiss on the cheek and give me 3 shots worth of tequila, I took this as an IOI, in her attempt to show generosity, so i would pull her up on it when she texts me at 4am in the morning asking if im still around.

Continuing with the 2 HB's in my booth the 11.5 and 8.5 i asked the girls whether they were prepared to come to my flat back in North, they looked at one another an obliged, to seal the deal i kissed them both one after the other, yet still trying to keep my focus on the 11.5 without the jealousy factor coming.
(At this point my self esteem was in fucking overdrive, it literally had a metaphorical boner)
Arriving back at my flat with the 2 girls... at 3.15 Am i instantly got changed and made 3 old fashions (Those of you who do not know what this HOLY ELIXIR is: 1.Learn 2:Do 3:Get Laid. It is the 7 minute drink because if done correctly it should take 7minutes to create so technically it took me 21 minutes) the girls awaited patiently as i served them the drink my brother taught me how to make.

Madame 8.5 had probably had 2 shots of tequila and 1 gin and tonic and my old fashioned.... unfortunately this wiped the threesome card off the table as she passed out on my couch, which was a major blow because out of my years of adult life that is the 9th threesome opportunity which has resulted in a standard lay.

Never the less i had SEALED THE FUCKING DEAL WITH LONDONS FINEST! 11.5 by the name of Rachel followed me swiftly into my room, i closed the door, dimmed the lights, picked my Sade Vinyl up and played some calm music, soothing yet sexy.

4am, BARMAID NUMBER 9 texts me: "i've finished my shift, are you still awake, its Megan the barmaid" (In my mind i think wow.........Score.)

after 4 hours of intimate sex and fantastic climatic orgasms we slept like a baby sleeps when its born.

Her Friend awoke before Rachel and came and woke me up and told me that her friend was sick last night (obviously nodding my head as if i gave a care in the world, which i didnt, she left without rachel) i woke rachel up and cooked her breakfast, got her number because i was DEFO going to need it.

I called number 9 Barmaid 10 minutes after Rachel left and i had a shower. Round 2 was already set.

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Hey man,

Great lay report, but you didn't mention exactly what your ice breaker opener was?
Can you elaborate so we can see how the interaction progressed in your opener to midgame.

I.e. what were you talking about with them in the booth in midgame during stealth seduction and kino

and I will def be checking out that old fashioned drink

Cheers Jake

Hi Jake

In London the amount of annoying/flashy imbeciles is rather atrocious, that group of 3 fine ladies were being bothered so much by some Indian fellas so much that it was almost harassment, i used this to my advantage, i approached one of them and i said " you should cut the guy some slack, hes giving you his best dance moves here" not only did the 1st one here laugh, she even repeated it to her friends who laughed also. The icebreaker had worked, it was small, simple and accurate (If you think about the situation and timing) and i had to continue with my conversation.

At this point Jake I had actually bitten off more than I could chew, being totally honest this was not my intention at all, so i had to think of a sort of game (Outside 'The Game'), i had 2 props with me just incase this would actually need to be done, as we sat down...i sat on the inside to make sure i wasn't blocking their way just in-case it was a discomfort, i then asked them all if any of them had ever been arrested? they all replied "no." (which was what i had hoped for, obviously they were interested to find out more) they replied " have you? " i replied with the same answer, i then asked one of them to close their eyes.....as the girl closed her eyes i placed my prop handcuffs over her wrist and attached it to mine. (WARNING: THIS IS A GAMBLE! IT WILL EITHER GO HORRIBLY WRONG OR REMARKABLY WELL!) The group broke out in laughter reasons were 1. They couldn't believe i had handcuffs with me and 2. They couldn't believe i had used them.

Me: we're chained for the night, you will have to deal with it.
Her: that's fine by me.
Me: every time i drink i'm afraid you will have to drink also.
Her: if you can keep up yeh!

The convo wasn't lacking, i had built solid rapport with at least 2 of the girls through my erratic banter meaning its (FULL ON or SUBTLE) The convo continued with typical fluff about jobs, work and things, not much about me though, the good thing about having 3 girls with you is that the conversation will never have to divert back to you, because everything you say about yourself will literally sound like " wanna fuck? " if you flip the questions or divert them back to the person they will feel like the attention is on them. but dont worry because this is temporary.

If you have read "The Game" by Neil Strauss he performs this funny little trick on Britney Spears making her think she is a genius when in actual fact is standard human psychology and BS is a dumb blonde.

1. The trick is to PRE-WRITE a number on a piece of paper, that number is 7!
2. Put the napkin on the table face-down so nobody can see the number.
3. Tell the girl to quickly think of a number between 1 and 10.
4. Expect the answer within 3 seconds.
5. 9/10 its going to be 7.


Congratulations you've just made a complete fool of yourself for doing the most pointless yet funny trick ever. if you make it seem like a real serious situation the likelihood is they're going to laugh at how bad the trick is.

The rapport grows stronger this way to show you have a sense of banter.

I was still sober at this point and my cologne which was a mixture of 2 (i cant tell you them because thats my personal secret hahaha and works well hahaha but find your own and you'll smell lovely ) anyway, after the loo break and the random mishap of her friend, they sorted her out, i sorted them out, it was about 2.50am just about... we went outside for a cigarette and got a cab back.


In Reference to the personal touching and things, because i was in a booth enclosed situation i was unable to hold the waist (which is what i normally go for because its most comfortable) or anywhere that wasn't to intrusive but i read a book recently by Robert Greene called the Art of Seduction i suggest you read it and take the time to focus that on your future play. my specific kino was very very personal this time, take the hand held clenching from the girl as an example this is what i did.

1. Girls always wear rings, focus on a nice ring on a girls hand take their hand delicately as if it was a flower.
2. Take the ring whilst asking " may i ?" by the soft touch of your hand she will naturally oblige i promise.
3. remove the ring and put it on one of your fingers.
4. suggest that it looks good and that you're going to keep it.
5. if they agree, you say " you can get this off me next week" say nothing further other than to continue to wear it and have a faint smile.
6. if they refuse because its of value then return it.
7. the whole hand held thing with BOTH your hands is a very sexual experience. arousal is increased.

i there present you my methods of the night.

PS. SORRY FOR THE LONGGGGG ASSS REPLY IVE BEEN BUSY!

Goodluck
Have fun drinking the Old Fashioned.
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