YEAH i said it, im in a new quarter now and im interested in a hb8 female teacher so you know what i'm going to get it or her or whatever. SO anyway I got this art history teacher in my school, shes 28, and we all know that i'm only 19...but anwyays the first day of school I started early in my game...
(she walks to the back where I am)
TJM88: so are you from virginia?
HB8T: why?
TJM88: BECAUSE, I want to get to know my teachers maybe (by this point everyone in the class is laughing because you know they already know me)
HB8T: well i'll tell you later
TJM88: What is it a secret or something?
(everyone is dying laughing by then)
HB8T: (Walks to the front of the class) Well i'm from a small town in wisconsin blahh blahhh blahhh muthafuckin blahhhhhhhhhhh
TJM88: (adds a few comments later on in class but nothing really)
NEXT DAY!
TJM88: (walks to the front of class before she started teaching I forget what I say here but I gave her some value/IOI'D and got kino)
HB8T:(walks to the back again to pass out papers and pounce on another oppurtunity to bust on her)
TJM88: Are you a natural red head or what
( I got an interrupt then, when a girl starts running her mouth "why are you asking the teacher" I cut her off with a shush then let the teacher explain, the girl laughed because she knows how I am...)
HB8T: Actaully I was a red head, blonde, blah blha blah
HB8T:(walks to the front) Why'd you ask, what colors your hair?
TJM88: Like you I used to be a red head but right now im just sticking with the black wave thing, my hair is crap right now (i had on a dew rag and hat) but do you wanna see it I got waves you should come touch it blahh it feels good see
(crowd goes crazy)( i didn't mean to hit on her so overtly but ohwell yk)
HB8T:LAUGHS (CHANGES THE SUBJECT)
(around this time this guy was getting pissy because he wanted to be the cc of the class but I didn't let him ruin my set)
HB8T: DO you guys have any questions about the sylabus?
TJM88: YEAH I DO, is this just an essay test class or are we going to have wksheets (akward silence, i guess in college this is weird question. I talk right through it) because in my last art history class all we did is take test and right essays and I hated it
(around this time the amog tried to capitalize on the akward silence by making it even more akward by making a sarcasting chhh [teeth suck sound with his mouth] but anyway the teacher saved me with a i know what you mean speech, and thats how highschool is different from college or whatever) so I got saved there, with a lul in confidence game was back on...
LATER ON IN THE CLASS!
HB8T: So what do you guys think of this painting (the mona lisa)
TJM88: I Think its a little over-rated....i mean I think its good because micheangelo took alot of time on it compared to other artist but I mean its dreary...
HB8T: (Qualifys herself, i know what you mean type agreeing statements, blahhh...)
Anyway fellas I hope that helps you guys so far, but I mean I still a have a long way to go in this pick up, and I will keep you guys posted. The next will be an IOI "although your from like MONTANA, your still the coolest teacher/lady iv'e met in the last 5 minutes"
CHAT
