Oh it's annoying? Is it annoying like having to read some beta passive aggressively trying to diss you for not wanting your gay SPAM lessons?

You gonna make me shut up? I highly doubt it.

-"Hey, how's it going" - Confident Me
-"good" (girl looks away and turns back on you)

-"Hey, how's it going" - Confident Me
-"do I know you?" (girl looks away and turns back on you)

-"Hey, how's it going" - Confident Me
-"good" (keeps talking to her friends)

You have to follow up with light banter. If you have the proper body language and can transition you won't get blown out like this.

@Moe: Cute, still haven't received any emails. Talk big.

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Emails to your hotmail "business account" lol

Get a life smalltimer. I don't have time to join your beta life.

I just like the laughs I get from watching you make a fool of yourself on here.

Where'd you "bartend" Saturday night? I was at SEC Joeys 10-2am.

I like this.

Opinion openers put me in an stressful situation, because I'm not good at memorizing things.
It's more easy to me say "I like your tits" to a random girl than "who lies more guys or girls ?"

I know "I like your tits" its not the best thing to say, but at least if you are being honest (because obviously you really like tits)
and congruent. I said this a couple of times (with a little help of alcohol) but I have never seem to found the timing to deliver an opinion opener.

On the other hand, if canned material exists its because somebody is successfully using it. I'm just lazy to learn it.

I've used "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at pick up line, nice tits" - heard it on a video once. People just don't seem to grasp that it's not about WHAT you say, it's about how you say it. If you're able to say anything genuine or situational it will be 100x more effective.

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