me: shhh.... (looking everyones eye one-by-one... making them quite and paying all attention to me)
me: hey..... I'm aza (to the hottest one...give out my hand for handshake)
they usually look deep in my eye before shaking my hand about 15 seconds.... most important part is be COLD MOTHERFUCKER... look deep in their eye and imagine fucking her every possible way. and dont glance at other thing even 0.1 milosecond !
hb: im xxx (shaking my hand)
me: hey xxx... nice to meet you... btw your friends must be hating me right now (caress her hand with your thumb... and DONT LET GO of their hand... they will try to take their hand after shaking)
CBF1: xxxxxx
me: haha yeah (look at CBF1 at most 3 seconds and focus all your attention back on your HB)
CBF1: xxxxxxxxx
me: haha yeah (look at her less than 3 second)
CBF2: xxxxxxx (being total cockblock)
me: HEY! another word and we're not gonna invite you to our wedding ! (claw the HB... like one team)
CBF2: xxxxxxx
me: stop cockblocking us (claw the HB

and laugh)
CBF3: xxxxxxx (being total bitch)
me: dont be that girl
CBF3: xxxxxxx (aggressive bitch mode)
me: hey.... I'm totally sober, and I like your friend. I believe shes a big girl... she can take care of her self. anyways Im not gonna be here forever. so deal with it okay?
if the HB take side with her friends. I usually say this and leave
"shit... you look fucking amazing... what a shame we cant get know each other... i hope we ran into each other someday just the two of us... here give me your number (chances are low... but still gotta try right)"
to their cockblock friends "haha girls... nice work. have fun"