this is an hb9 i met on this website called tagged 2weeks ago

me: be my trophy wifey? :')
her: No lol
me: :/ but me l0vE yoU LonG timE. i take good care of u mama i promise. spoil u rotten

her: I'll take care of you
me: okay booboo gosh you so sexy i wanna kiss you all over muah muah muuuuah! where in los angeles do you live doll
her: Toluca lake
me: i must see you gorgeous
her: Aww cute
her: How many people have you met in person from here?
me: none, i barely created an account a couple days ago
her: Good
me: is that okay mama? i will drive out there for you i live an hour away
her: We can make plans
me: whats your number doll i text you tomorrow and we'll talk okay boo
her: Why not tonight ?
me: i have to sleep soon, i wake up at 5am
her: Bye then it's early
me: but ill text you anyways
her: How many girls u text from here?
me: none, i want to talk to you
her: Idk if I should
me: why? im not that type of guy
her: I think you are I could be wrong
me: im sorry, i dont want to give that impression on you. only give me your number if you're sure. but can we still talk on here and maybe some other time i could still buy you dinner?
her: I don't want u to hurt me
me: i only want to pamper and take care of you
her: What's your number

gave her my number, brought her along on a 1 night vegas trip my friends & i were going on, fucked and had a great time.. shes already telling me she loves me which is kind of scary but atleast shes hot. this is another girl i met a while back shes puerto rican a dance instructor 26 5'6 great fit body and beautiful brown eyes.


ME: deng mama.. if you were my bitch, id pump this fat cock deeeep deeep inside all your tight little pretty holes and leave my cream filling in em errry daay !
HER: is that right
ME: ill take a lie detector test if ya wantz lol
HER: lol bold and funny
these next two messeges i couldnt find for some reason but i think they went something like this
ME: thats my middle name. so how does a lady like you manage to stay single? if i didnt know any better id say the men in your area root for the wrong team.
HER: (i dont remember exactly what she said but she said something about men not being interesting enough and she cant find anyone she actually likes.)
ME: do you need a hug? lol.. well hey maybe you were just waiting on me? ;D meeLoV3yooL0ngTimE
HER: oh you think so huh
ME: probably not but i bet i can make you cum oh so goood haha not to mention id show you up with my dancing skills, you aint ready babe.
HER: Oh haha a challenge and a 2 decleration of skills thats a new one.
ME: can we just get married already and skip the dating stuff? ill let you name our first child unless its a boy then his name is gonna be slash like the guitarist
HER: lol well that would work but i dont think we would have much of a marriage if we dont know nothing about eachother. You might be surprised i dont think like most girls. lol
ME: well hey mama, the way i see it, thats the best part and will make our marrige last cus we'll have a long time to get to know eachother from the beginning (: and i , know ill be there for you babe 50/50 is all i ask. love is my last name and i know it when i see it, wuffwuff. (; yea you dont seem like you would hunny, be my special lady?
HER: Yea your smooth thats for sure, i bet you get mad girls with that huh. How many special ladies you got
ME: hahahaha.. theres only enough room for only one woman. "mrs. alicia love" ..hmm theres a nice ring to that lol
HER: if you think so, but how do you know im your type

couldnt find the rest but i number closed etc..

wow this is so bad lol....true theres no rules but man your game is horrible i cringed so hard reading this stuff
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It was bad, no push and pull, no deep connection, barely creating any attraction. I'm more curious about why these girls stayed in those conversation. You should stop the fluffy talk after a few lines and either escalate or qualify them. Don't banter pointless stuffs back and forth without any direction. Your conversation should be heading towards sexual or setting a date.

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Lol, sorry to break it to you but there's hardly any game in this at all. The whole time you're supplicating yourself to them, saying you'll buy them shit and pamper them and drive an hour to meet them. That's not game, that's called pussywhipping yourself and having lots of money.

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i think you guys missed it. and this is not how i talk to women in person, lets get that straight, you guys religiously believe too much in mystery's and whoever else word on women and while some of it could work, you think too much about it so you don't use common sense given the circumstances. this is just playing around on a social networking site, and by the way the first girl was telling me she loves me by the end of the night, i didn't post our text conversation. to the naked eye this would seem like it wouldn't work which is why it caught their attention and did work. how many of you could say you made a girl tell you she loves you the first day you talk to her without ever have meeting her yet? this isn't pussy whip, this is poetry, and when you meet all you do is just be yourself whether you're funny smart cool dorky or whatever, just be yourself but don't be an egotistical jackass. be a cocky but humble nice guy.. or.. you can just keep reading your little books on women instead of believing in yourself. to sum up all those books in short is "BE INTERESTING" and this is the internet we're talking about here where everything is monotony and its hard to convey your true self. you don't have to sexually abuse her with words or pretend like she's the most beautiful thing you've ever laid your eyes on! just say anything random and i mean anything random, but never ever start off with "hey" and its up to you but i personally hate asking her questions i don't give 2 shits about cause one, i don't even know her yet to care and i prefer talking "with" her rather than talking "at" her or interviewing her or trying to convince her that im better than her and she should want me. i just converse about whatever and as long as she's still talking to you and wants to keep talking to you then its working! cringe all you want, im the one who fucked these girls and no i don't spoil them.

I've never mentioned anything about mystery or such thing. What I found interesting is indeed the reason why you reacted so strongly to our criticism. Our advice were nothing but constructive so you can improve your game further. If you can't take or don't want advice, why would you posting this post on the forum? Perhaps to brag about your success?

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well buddy, you can hardly call your posts advice, and i think you should read my reply to your comments a few more times and let it sink in your head. that's not reacting strongly, that's explaining whats so hard for most men to get.

Well dude, you're on an internet forum. First off, anyone can say anything, there's no way to check. Then, it does awfully seem like you're bragging. Your behaviour reeks of beta, you got defensive as soon as people pointed out flaws in your game. Everyone can get fool's mate, and if you're getting laid, then awesome, i'm happy for you, but what does that bring us?

PS: Bad grammar and syntax usually is a big turn off to most educated girls.

oh and you're real educated..

TLDR

"this isn't pussy whip, this is poetry."


Listen, if you're happy portraying yourself as a low-quality, needy beta-male, then by all means, continue doing that. We offered you advice, but just because you got some psycho girl to think you're rich and to say she loves you before even meeting up (you're proud of this? really?? She's fucking crazy, man), you think you're King Shit.

Good for you dude; keeping being beta and you'll keep getting those nutso girls you love. You're currently experiencing what I did when I was an rAFC... you're in denial about your ability with women because you haven't broken down your ego yet. I was into pick-up but thought I didn't need it, even though I was terrible with women. The first step to admitting you need help with women is hard for every single male on this planet; it's like admitting you're only half a man. For your sake I hope you pass through this phase soon.

Even if I wasn't into pick-up and still read those 2 convos, I would have still lost respect for you for throwing yourself and your money at the girls the way you did. This is not game; this is what every single clueless chode out there is doing. What you just posted is exactly the kind of stuff guys are trying to recover FROM, not aspire TO.

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This only proves women are shallow and you must have had a good picture up. If you are an attractive guy, with 90% of the women online you can say any BS and they'll engage you.

I get away with the stupidest humor involving sexuality, disgust, tabus. Good looks allso matter.

She might get that as humor, atleast she can laugh at what a loser he is. But later she doesnt seem to beleave a thing you say but she takes it as fun and evolves interest.