Hey guys, for those of you who don’t know me, I go by Thomas Anderson in the community, but everyone calls me Thomas. If you’re wondering Thomas Anderson is Neo’s actually name in the matrix, I felt the name was perfect because I don’t feel I’m Neo yet, I’m aware of the matrix but I feel like I’m “The One”. And guys that is trademarked, by me, please don’t copy. Well basically I thought it would be awesome to start posting some field reports, some of my friends have been asking me about my daily adventures, or some of my experiences, how I did this, why that worked, why this didn’t, where I messed up, and I ended up telling the same story a number of times to a number of people, and answering the same question a number of times, so I thought why not just post it for everyone to read at once, and hopefully a few fellow PUA’s could read it as well and enjoy my experiences, and even comment on some stuff I could change and work on. I’ll post a long, but awesome back story about how I go into the community, and the events and people that drove me to discover the power of attraction sometime soon, as well as one story that I feel everyone should read, it is quite possibly the craziest story you will hear, strongly recommend reading that. But yeah I hope everyone enjoys these fields reports, please bare with me, there will be spelling and grammar mistakes, this is very informal, I’ll probably be typing this quickly and I’m not going to read over it and take my time to edit it, so sorry for the terrible grammar mistakes, I’m smart in real life I promise. If anyone reads these reports, please please, Don’t share them with people outside of the community! if you were mentioned in the reports and I dis your game; please don’t take it personally, no hard feelings. If a lucky lady stubbles upon this and knows me in real life, well “If you are reading this, I want you to know that I wasn’t running game on you. I was being sincere. Really. You were different”

Well I guess before I get into what happened recently I should give a little back story about myself. I am mainly just writing this for people who know me in real life so they can get my back story which is why it is so long, hopefully some new people will read it and find it interesting as well. (For those of you who I know in real life, don't be too surprised, I haven't told anyone a lot of the stuff I'm going to say). Again sorry its so long, if you don't want to bother reading it, just skip ahead to the field reports, I'll be posting those soon.

Why is the start of a story always the hardest to write? I think the issue is I just don't know when this whole way of life actually started for me. Now I remember, I was in grade 8, well summer going into to grade 8, I guess that's about 7 and a half years ago now, ugh weird, and I was talking to my older brother about girls, when he told me probably the most influential thing anyone told me about game. "Be cocky funny!" I kind of didn't understand why but I was going to take his word for it, but then he begin to explain, he said "Dude listen chicks dig cocky funny, like you have to be full of yourself but in a joking way. Don't just walk up and say I'm the fucking shit, yall about to smell it (which I say on the regular now btw) come in with as much confidence as possible, and joke about how amazing you are I gotta say I was really impressed at the time, I can't remember more about what he told me that day, but I remember it was my introduction to game. Funny enough it turns out the my older brother had been reading all kinds of David Deangelo but that's a story for another day. After that first time talking about cocky funny I tried it, and it worked! very well! I mean I was in grade 8 at the time so wasn't closing to nearly the same extent of course. But after that I actually started to live, breath and act cocky funny all the time. It wasn't long before it just became part of my personality and I simply became the shit! I was the man! and at the time I had every reason to believe it, I was doing good in school, the girls liked me, I was one of the best, if not the best athlete in my school and I just pointing out to people how great I was I guess.

Well lets jump ahead to high school, which can be described in one word, TERRIBLE. I hated high school, simply put I was no longer to shit, I wasn't one of the best athletes anymore due to matters I couldn't control (Not explaining), I wasn't getting girls, and I wasn't the smartest guys in school. But I was one of the best halo players in the world! Well I became a kind of quiet kid, a lot of people still liked me, I wasn't a loner by any means for the first few years of high school, I just preferred not to hang out with people as much as I used too, wasn't as outgoing I guess. But none the less my next step in game came in may of grade 10. My older brother had just gotten home from university for the summer a few weeks before and I was talking to him and his friend Neil (Now one of my wings) just about how I hated high school and such, and explained everything. Funny enough they both said "Honestly it sounds like you would love university, all the stuff you don't like about high school don't exist there, the people are great and the girls are awesome". I really think that was the moment when I first actually started to become great, maybe this is where I should have started the story.... but whatever. I walked out of his room and back into mine and all that was going through my head is "Okay, you have two years and a few months to get yourself ready to university, mentally, physically, academically, socially, you need to get ready, so I can be successful and "wheel" any and every girl I want". And so began my journey, with the ultimate goal to be the best me I could be come September 2nd 2011 university (My first day of university). I figured that in order to do my cocky funny I would need to simply become the shit again, become smart again, athletic again, popular again, simple right? Well yeah right, I just needed to become the shit, to be the shit, duh. So I went in my room looked up home workout plans to fix my skinny issue. (I was 5'11, 110lb) I began to eat as much food as possible by using a schedule and workout in my room to avoid every single person calling me skinny as hell at the gym, and in school in general. Haha funny to think about now, but I wouldn't even were just t-shirts to stop everyone from calling my skinny, I don't think I could go a day without be called skinny, and I should mention I FUCKING HATING BEING SKINNY! No one understood how hard it was to put on weight, not everyone is an un-athletic fat piece of shit that will die when there 60 shit. But whatever, getting off topic, so I used a homework plan, simple at the beginning, then moved onto p90x after 9 months of basic workouts three - four times a week.
Well going into grade 12 I wasn't exactly where I wanted to be physically, but there was a lot of improvements, so I just said keep at it. Now grade 12 I feel like deserves its own paragraph. This was the year for me to really change, it was time to get good grades, and more importantly to actually seriously practice running game. The year started with a total overhaul over the person I used to be, a total change in style/clothing, talking to girls, I got my ears pierced, changed up my hair style, everything I could possibly quickly improve on I did. Girls were no longer people, they were practice, I had absolutely no intention of making any female friends and just as importantly no intentions of getting into any kind of relationships. All that was important to me from the minute grade 12 began was to be ready for first year university. And that's exactly what I did, I started to become almost too aware that I would never have to deal with these dumbass dropout kids, these failures, and more importantly these chicks. I could take risks! and funny enough this new found mentality got me in a little bit of trouble. You guys will learn all about that in my first Field report which is more a story then a field report, but it is so unreal that I had to share it with the community. Trust me, you guys will all want to read that, you will be hard pressed to find a more insane story especially considering I was 18 at the time. And don't worry, it is all about running game, and getting with girls (actually the whole story takes place in a 3 hours period). I strongly advice everyone to read it, it may be long, but its worth it. But this new found risk taking, combined with a totally new, better look, brought about success. I started to feel like I was growing back into the man, I figured I would be ready for first year university if I kept at it. I became public enemy number one in my high school but that was the highlight of my high school experience (read my first field report). I went onto to continue simply getting better and ultimately had sex with a girl for the first time a few months before school started, and then another girl a month after that. Combine that with a few cheap make outs here and there, and a few blow jobs, I felt like my grade 12 year was a semi success in terms of going from no girls, to more than average. Finally 3 months before school started I joined my first gym, I didn't have the body of a first time gym member simply because I had been working out in my room for the past two years straight, but none the less it was quite the experience. I began to really commit as the date I spent the past two plus years trainer for almost there, and I had to be ready. But gym stuff is boring to talk about here, If you guys want to hear about some workout plans, or ways to get bigger and in better shape just give me a message or comment, especially if you are skinny!

So finally the day came, first day of university, I cannot explain how much pressure I had put on myself. You see I know if I wanted to be the man again, I would have to walk in the first day and become the man, I couldn't wait half the year, I could get a feel for things first, I had to, from the very first minute, be the absolute shit. And I was beyond nervous, I wasn't ready, I wasn't big enough, and I wasn't ready for this situation, I didn't have enough practice, all of the girls I've hooked up with my whole life to that point were girls that I spend weeks, if not months trying to attract before I could do anything, and I had an expatiation to walk in and hook up with tons of girls the first night I meet them. And to make matters worse my roommates were not the same guys as me, I know almost right away (before I ever meet them even) that they won't be wings, and I was unlikely to hang out with them regularly which totally sucked (They turned out to be great guys, was awesome rooming with them, but my guess turned out to be true with regards to being my wing, and hanging out outside of the room/res). But despite being nervous, hours after arriving, I started on my mission, looking back I was way to lame to have the success I pictured, much to nervous. But none the less I started simply staying high to everyone I say, most of which would stop and talking, I realized most people were in the same boat as me, and I started to be able to meet people. While I feel like I'm getting off topic, back to how I became a PUA. I did end up getting my first university lay 4 days in, which wasn't bad, and by the one month period I had made out with some girls that I was simply surprised I was able to given the situation. For example, made out with an HB8.5 after my friend had stopped her while she was walking across campus alone, back to her residence. I was with a big group of girls and just had an unreal confidence that to this day I still can't really mimic. Its hard to explain but I simply walked up basically didn't give her a opinion but to come, introduced her to all my friends as "Megan Fox, my new friend", about 2 minutes after meeting her, and she was hooked after that. So my first month was kind of a success, I had been getting with some good looking girls, and all I really had to do was keep it up. However, while I was working new sets (now one of my favorite words), I was also working this girl from my residence. This girl turned out to single handedly ruin my first year plans, and turned me into Thomas Anderson and the PUA I am today. First I want to say there are no bitches, there are only my mistakes, I always kind of believed that, even before I found out about the community, with that being said, this girl is just a bitch, although I did make a lot of mistakes. This girl, psh, this girl, I don't even want to start talking about this girl, I pushed this girl totally out of my mind for a long amount of time, and every now and then I think about the situation and like how... unique it was it was. So basically this girl, haha I call her that "hater chick", cause that's what I call her to my friends back home. So I guess it started a couple week into school, I told my roommates that I would hook up with this girl in a month, promise, it was what I did at that point. If I got a solid opportunity, and enough time, it was a done deal, and I had an amazing opportunity, and plenty of time. So one night I was out, and invited her out for the first time, to come out with a bunch of friends from our residence. Well this is boring, lets fast forward a weekend. So I'm hanging out with her, some of my friends, and some of her friends (all from high school, don't worry she didn't actually make any new friends that weren't my friends first) and we go out to play some soccer at night, we were talking a night before about how we both played rep soccer, and how we should play sometime and whatever. So on the way to the field me and her and talking, and she says about how her ex boyfriend was texting her, and how he cheated on her, and how they had been broken up for over a year. But she brought up something important, she was going on about how she won't get in relationships because she basically still didn't trust guys and what not, I thought "PERFECT!" as I don't f's with relationships, ever. So whatever we went out played, actually played football instead, and we got along really well, like actually really surprisingly, like I lied down with her watching the stars, while everyone else was over hanging out in the middle of the field, it seemed at like every moment, I was just alone with her, despite there being like 20 people around. But whatever, so the weekend after that my friend from back home comes, and basically the three of us go out, and whatever I seem popular as ever (people kept stopping me, knowing me and such), which I was at the time compared to the vast majority of people, (I was having some success in my plan). When we got back to my room and me, my friend from back home, and her were talking about the craziest place we had sex, she brought up the fact she was a virgin, and I know this would be kind of hard. That totally didn’t faze me at all I knew shit was going well and as the days went by I started to notice stuff, like the fact that every single party we went to we would always hang out, just the two of us, we may be apart for a like a 20 minute period, and that dudes would always hit on her, and she always came back to me. I would basically talk like nothing happening to someone else, because I legit didn't care, I mean again I was hooking up with other chicks, and I would want her to hook up with other people like regardless because I don't f's with relationships. I basically started getting IOI's through the roof, and the more we hung out, the better we got along, and the more I started to like her. The issue I was having is because I spent so much time with her, I wasn't able to get with other girls simply because she was always around. She already came with me to all the home football games at my school, and it got to the point where she would watch the eagles, (my favorite NFL) every week with me, despite not really being a big football fan. We started to watch TV's shows together, movies like once a week if not more, again all of this stuff being just the two of us, and even went to each other’s classes every now. So at this point you it’s clear seems pretty clear right, most people would see two options really. I'm either in the friend zone, or I'm dating this girl. Well remember when I said this was unique, well it was cause it was neither, the fact of the matter is I never even kissed her at this point, but at the same time, there was no way I was friend zoned, it was obvious, she would hold my hand, link up arms, cuddle with me, do things like sleep on my shoulder in class with arms wrapped around mine, when cuddling she would put her arms around and would simply go out of her way to spend time with me, doing stuff she won't do with anyone else. It was obvious our relationship was unique from her other guy friends, for one we spent way more time with me, two she wouldn't anywhere near as physically close to any of them (never holding a guys hand, or doing things like that), and how she would go out of her way to hang out with me specifically. I could go on and on about times that made it utter obvious something was there, like for example all best friends telling me something was there, but that's a waste. "So Thomas, why hadn't you kissed her" well friends because I had never been rejected by a girl before, (not joking) and I wasn't about to find out what that feels like. I always had to be 110% sure she was down, and when maybe I would make a move, If not I simply gave the girl the opportunity go make a move on me. Basically I made the girl go 90% in for the kiss, and I would go the 10%. Plus like I said before, she didn't trust guys, plus a virgin, I had to take it slow and not get to pushy. But I should have seen that she was into me right? well the thing is 3/4 of the times she should show acts of attraction, 1/4 she would show signs of being un-attracted. It was actually extremely frustrating, I would keep saying tonight is the night! I'm going to set this up, watch this movie, at this point put my arm around her, at this point say this joke, move into this and do this and boom finally! But when the night would start she would throw off my plan by taking arm off of her... which is like a slap in the face... so I would think well damn she's not down, then 30 minutes later, after the whole plan fail, she would put her arms around me....... Simply a giant piss off. I could go on and on about how and why I never made a move, and blah blah blah, or why I didn't talk to her about the whole situation, but that would take forever and it would be boring as ever. I don't want to rant, I want to give a back story about how I got started. So basically it got to the point where I just stopped trying to get with other girls, because I so was so determined to get with this girl (hater chick). It was a mix of me wanting to just win, and succeed at all costs (I spent so much time, got to come through), and me partly actually starting to like this girl. Oh and btw all of these stuff that happened, that's within two months. So finally December comes by and with it exams, and I'm more worried about exams than bitches, but this was a distraction so I finally text her asking what's the deal between us. She says she likes me, but she likes to take things really slow, and she isn't sure if something is really there, and wants to make sure before risking our friendship. To the untrained eye I got friend-zoned, even before I learned game I know what this was meant she liked me. How did I know, because it is exactly what I would have said. Of course she wasn’t going to say "Oh I like you, we should make out, and have sex and stuff", especially considering it was via text, but at the same time, she easily could have said something like "Listen your cool, but I think we should stay friends", which she didn't. So I took this as nothing but a good sign, confirming what I thought, and I was right. So exams go by, we don't spend much time before I'm busy and so was she, then finally she comes by my house during the break, and all signs are still go, holds hands, blah blah blah! but again I don't make a move because I was a bitch. So finally judgement day, 3 days for today marks a year since it happened, the turning point from becoming a bitch, to turning into a PUA. New years, I message her "Will I get a new years kiss when we get back to school"... her response? There wasn't one. She had read it and didn't reply. You see a lot of guys would be shacking up, thinking well fuck I just wasted three months of first year university, this bitch ruined my plans, fuck her, and I was one of those guys minus the whole shacking up part. Right away, instantly I was like well I'm going back to school and wheeling, I was upset mainly by the fact that I wasted by time, didn't care much about getting shut down like that. Oh and hey Btw she came over to my house today, one year haha, funny right? so she is all close to me one day, all signs are go, and were for the past three months I might add, we don't talk for three days and boom, everything changed (Figured out in like a couple days that it was because she basically started to like someone else). So I go back to school and my fears are confirmed, she was a totally different person, she wasn't spending any alone time with me, which was really weird considering if nothing else we were at least good friends. She was avoiding me, and just being a giant bitch in general. Haha sucks right? not really I actually didn't care much that she suddenly didn't want to hook up with me, but I was straight up pissed! The fact that she wasn't trying to be friends with me! Like bitch! I'm just remembering this, what a cunt. The way I looked at it, was we were dating without the whole kissing/sex part (the good part) and this bitch won't talk to me for no fucking reason, won't even say why. So jumping ahead, I go out to the on campus club, and somehow get this HB8.5 at least, some would say even a HB9 like she walked up to me, and well long story short, ended up asking me for my number and everything, she asked me dance, it was fucking nuts, and she comes over to the our residence the next day, by herself, she wanted to hook up I guess, but regardless, this gets hater chick to finally open up to my good friend about what she thinks about us (me and her), and then shortly after opens up to me. Basically telling me to F off, then avoids me for a week (like I never saw her once, which is a very hard task considering were in the same residence). Now at that moment, I went to my room, and tried to do something funny, I actually tried to cry, was relaxed, I mean I was fucking pissed because the cunt won't even let me tell her I don't give a fuck that I'm not hooking up with her. It wasn't like I got a chick hotter than her within the first week of school, without even trying, but whatever. I was in bed, and tried to cry, and I just couldn't I tried, I even tried thinking about other sad stuff. Like I never really cry *knock on wood* haven't for years, cause I'm not a little bitch, but I thought damn this should be sad. And I figured out well I just legitimately didn`t give a fuck, I wanted to see if I actually did, and I just didn't, I just didn't care, all I was was extremely pissed off. Every since that day I've never given this girl a hug, never said anything nice about to her, but I still hang out with her enough because she is a now a member of my social circle. (Which pisses me off even more! I made the bitch, all of her friends she knows through me!) No one notices which is funny, I went from complementing her like every day (I know, I know, remember this is before I knew game), and giving her a hug every time I saw her, and every time I left, to never doing either in the blink of a eye. Haha I'm ranting again, back to how I became a PUA, so right after she basically told me off, I basically took like a day or so to get over it, then was on with my life with nothing but pure anger towards this girl. Can't think of a nice thing to say about her, simply put, the chick walks about with an ego because she believes she rejected me. In reality I rejected myself, I got tired of the games, but again, not explaining all of that, it’s a long enough story as is. So I took at anger and basically turned it into motivation, like always I was going to keep getting better, and keep getting bigger, stronger, fast, smarter, expect this time I had a person`s who's face I could rub my success in. And just to put the cherry on top, I felt like she compared me to another dude and I lost. I couldn`t loss, I can never live with the idea that someone is better than me, that a girl who compare me to anyone, literally anyone and I would loss. I always need to be the best dude period, and knowing that a lost a girls comparison, just set me into overdrive, if I wasn`t already the best, I was sure as hell about to be. So I started to go to the gym more, I started to think a little bit more about wheel, and to my shame I wasn't having as much success in the second semester of university as I was in the first. But none the less I did have some success and I did go to the gym slightly more. But what really came to mind was the summer. Just like in high school I began to live for the start of second year university. I had a plan, to leave for the summer, and come back a totally new person, to reward myself for my hard work, I would rub it in that bitches face for the first day directly, and just indirectly for the rest of the time she knows me.

I had to plan, April I was going to go to the gym everyday and do some light workouts and cardio to try an drop fat (I was already thin, but I wanted like no fat, just muscle), and stop drinking at the point until September/the start of second year with the goal of getting a better 6-pack (kind of had one, but wasn't even close to visible enough for my liking). During the summer, starting on the first day I got back, until the day I left for school again I was going to go the gym every single day, and workout hard! I was going to do the workout plan that worked every well for my good friend with a similar body type to me, just add in more exercises. I had to goal to drop fat in April, put on as much weight in muscle mass through May, June, And July, and finally workout just as hard, if not harder in August, but add in some cardio to get my 6-pack as ready as possible. And to add to it all, I wasn't going to talk to anyone from my university (other than my housemates/guy friends), wasn't going to post any picture of myself. I was going to completely disappear as to create a shock effect when I got back. I wanted everyone to comment on how much bigger I got, and how much better I looked. And to add to it all, I wanted to learn a new thing or two about game. You see I actually fully planned myself for everyone of my failures, in everything I do, and I was very frustrated with the many many mistakes I made with hater chick, but above all I was upset I didn't try to kiss her... I never even tried haha. So I decided to top all of that working out I was going to be doing, plus the work I was doing (8am - 5 pm Monday - Saturday during the summer), I would read Neil Strauss's The Game, A book my older brother (The same one who told me of cocky funny) told me to read. Hopefully somewhere within that book I would learn a good way to go about kissing a girl. Haha that's the thing, that's the only reason I was planning on reading that book. You see I never read for fun, but I was so mad I never even tried to kiss this girl, and blamed to back that I had no moves to go about doing it. So along came April, and I did everything exactly as planned, in fact I did everything I planned in the summer exactly as planned. I went to the gym 4 days in a row, than took a break day, I ate as much food as possible to try to gain weight, and I avoiding every single gathering of kids from my school the entire summer it went perfectly. By the end I put on over 10 pounds of muscle, somewhere between 10 - 14 to be more exact (Less than I wanted, but still was very good for four months of work). And it was legit muscle too, my body fat went up such a small amount, and I had a way better 6-pack than before. For the first time in my life I was wearing sleeveless shirts and everyone I saw kept complement on how much bigger I've gotten (I literally never got a complement on my body from anyone in my home town my entire life until that summer, was just told I was too skinny my entire life before that then) and just as importantly I came through and began to read The Game. It was funny, at first I didn't reach much at all, but nearly the mid point in the summer I was only half way done, and thought I know some stuff (I knew nothingggg at that point lol) but one thing was important, the world just began to open up, I just began to see the game, attraction, everything so differently. The more I read, the more I wanted to read and the quicker I read it, the first half of the book took me nearly a month to read, the second half took me less than a week. As I was reading everything I ever thought about of attraction began to be given a name. I thought I perfected cocky funny, and never realized it was a actually thing till I read the part of David Deangelo, some of the lines he used were exactly things I would say, word for word sometimes, and it was all stuff that I thought I had made up myself (I did, I just learned the ways though experience really). The indirect approach was given a name! I always told every guy to not walk up to a girl and show interest right away! I would walk up and ask a girl at a party what the address was "my friends are coming and I don't know" I would say, and open like that. Little did I know that way of opening is widely used by the best pick up artiest in the world. I would always say don't show interest right now, become the guy she wants, show that you are superior to her. DHV! DHV! DHV! I didn't know that any of this stuff was real! I didn't know that a community was built around these concepts! and it was amazing! Here I was, always a student of game, always learning what worked best and learning slowly but surely, I realized that I was on the path that mystery appeared to have once walked. I mean totally different in a lot of way, but I mean being a self taught student of game, learning from experience. As I read I seemed to totally forget why I started (to learn a kiss close) and was just mind blown that all this stuff I thought was true actually was. Everything just began to make so much sense, they were right! Everything was right! But I realized what The Game was, it wasn't a how to manual, it was an introduction. I believe in the community, the mystery method, I believe in all of this, I know if I learned it, I would one day have the same success that Neil had. When I finished the game (the first book I had ever read cover to cover, that wasn't for school) I right away went online, and order the mystery method, Introducing NLP, Rules of the game, downloaded books about magic tricks, audio books like, 48 laws of power, What everybody is saying, art of seduction that I would listen to while I worked. I downloaded inner game stuff, Steve P stuff, everything I could find. I was addicted. I couldn't get enough of the game. I started by reading a book my older brother had on body language, and had to the idea to take notes on the important things, or things I thought to be important. I was going to learn this stuff like I was studying for a test in university I was going to make it all second nature, the way I made cocky funny second nature all those years ago. And so it began, work began to die down, but I didn't care about getting money anymore, I had gotten a lot over the first couple months, now all I cared about was game, oh and the gym of course. I started by reading the body language book, than tried to do the style life challenge. Issue was there are like no girls out and about in my town, and working on my schedule, plus gym (which I could not miss no matter what.) so I just put it off for a while. Once I once done the first body language book I downloaded Styles "The Annihilation method" and a DVD copy of "The mystery Method". I watched and took notes on everything they said, and for the first time I started to get real routines from it. I continued to copy all the routines from rules to the game (at the back of the book) and looked everywhere I could find a cool new routine as I continued to power though all of this new material I had bought. I read exact and every book I bought, and watch every video I could find of mystery and style, (Say other PUA's, and I felt like I connected the most to how these guys do it, rather than a lot of the other PUA's). Each and every book I felt like I learned a world of new material from, and I couldn't stop, I was the sponge wanting to soak in as much knowledge as possible. After about a month and a bit of doing nothing but reading, learning and gym (while about 25 hours of work a week on average) I felt like I had enough to finally go into the field and try this new found super power. I would have gone into the field before, but I felt like everyday I learned so much more, so until I reached the point where I felt I learned more from reading, than from actually doing, I was going to study study study. I went to a party with a few friends, one of which I chooses to be my wing, teaching him some tricks that require two people quickly before we headed out. Once there I quickly caught up with some friends and proceeded to try out my new super power. The first "set" I ever opened (I mean the first set I opened, with the knowledge of what a set is lol) went like this. I walked into the bathroom and saw three girls go "Ugh someone just went in". I had writing just the names of about 5 - 6 openers I had memorized, plus about 12 DHV's I know very well. I took the opportunity of being alone in the bathroom to read the titles, remind myself quickly what to do for each and decide which one I would do to this set. I decided on "Two part kiss opener" and never looked back, It's been my go to opener ever since. That night realized a number of things. First OMG THIS SHIT IS AMAZING! I'M GOING TO BE A GOD, Second Using the same opener the entire night works very well, (There is a hundred reasons for this, but I strongly suggests using the same opener, if nothing else at least it will make sense to someone who overhears you asking two different girls for there opinion on the same thing), and third that it would have to take practice, and lots of it, the routines worked very well, and the many many one liners I had all worked very well as well, but the whole mixing them into a conversation naturally, and a few other things were going to be challenging. That first night just increased my motivation to learn more and get better, like I said before, I became addicted to pick up. But I only had a few more weeks until university was supposed to start, and I thought that I would change my view on game so much, and when I first read to The Game to learn a couple kiss closes I would have never expected that I would have ended up with 50+ pages of lines, routines and notes. But now knowing my true potential I know wouldn't be happy until I reached it, so had to bring game into overdrive, and practice as much as a possible could in the last two weeks, and learn as much as I could. I quit my job a couple weeks early so I could focus on improving my game, it wasn't a big deal considering I was going to quit when I left for school anyway. So the next two weeks I had a solid amount of practice, and probably opened just under 100 sets, with a lot of success. With the base amount of knowledge I know going into the sets I didn't have to worry only about improving the opening, I was able to walk through the opening with success in just about ever set I entered, after about the 10th time it felt just like second nature, walk past, talk over the shoulder, turn body away, when I say this turn my body towards then, stand as if I was about to leave (the body language books help a lot with this), o she touched me, "hey hey hands of the merchandise", o she said she liked something unique "Omg you like that too? No way! I can't even talk to you" *turn around*, *she grabs my shoulder to turn me back around* (IOI), "hey hey hands of the merchandise this shit aint free you know" turn back around continue conversation, you've gotten an IOI, test for some others, Continue. It was amazing how quickly I started to remember the stuff, and it was amazing, but not surprisingly working very well. So my dress rehearsal came just a few days before school was to start, I was going to a friends house out of town and picked up one of my wings Tune on the way. On the way I went over some routines with him and taught him a few things, and well not to give a full field report, the night went well let`s say. I successfully attracted at least three girls (got more than 5 IOI's from each), one of which had a boyfriend, (I never did any routines or anything with her, she was my friends friend, and I wasn't attracted to her, so just talked normally, but that was enough I guess), two of them were good looking girls who I stole from a group of guys, one of which I kiss closed, which was totally lame because she was actually good looking a really cool, wish I could have at least hung out with her longer, but her friends literally, not joking, literally dragged her to the car, because she didn't want to leave, but there friends were her only ride home. (I could have drove her, but she had work at 6:30 in the morning, and that just wasn't worth it to me, I wanted to open more sets anyway, the night was young). So finally the first day of school came and I had planned to make our house famous, and just as importantly make Thomas Anderson famous. Well the entire week was a success to a T, just amazing, I kiss closed a number of girls, went further with other, but the thing is I never invested time into a single girl, or even a few girls each night, my goal was to open as many sets as possible and that's what I did. I never spent more than 10 minutes on an individual girl, and never 15 minutes on any group over girls, over the course of an entire night. I hosted parties of 150+ people two nights, and one party with 300+ people (insane, it was fucking insane, like out of control, nothing was broken or stolen at any of the parties if you were wondering) and had every single girl at the party know my name, and that it was my house (HUGE DHV, didn't even use routines, literally said "this is my house, I made this happen", and 7 different times, 15 seconds into the set, girls asked for me phone number, like HB7+ all of them too). Thomas Anderson was born, and I was everything everyone else wanted to be, and then some. Oh and to put the icing on the cake, first thing Hater chick said when she saw me was "Wow okay, don't let this go to your head, but you go a lot bigger" ahahah. To quote my female friend whom I am now in the process of closing (Hater chick’s best friend) “So I heard you like wheel hardcore now eh? It is like you left for the summer and came back a new man"`

So there is basically the how Thomas Anderson was born, I know it was long, and I promise my actually field reports won`t be this long. One day I will post the craziest story of my life thus far, I highly recommend you read that once I post it! hopefully everyone enjoys the field reports! Thanks for reading

Sorry for the long back story, it was mainly for my friends. Feel free to reply! I would love to hear back from people, that would be awesome! any mistakes you think I may have made let me know, (although I will say a lot of stuff I'm not going into too detail because then this would take forever to read/write)

So I figured today would be as good of a day as any to write this first field report. It's been a hell of a week thus far, filled with a lot of downs and a few ups. This is the first week back to school (university), and because I am supposed to be living in a party house we are supposed to be having a party on Saturday, a kegger to be more exact. Thus this entire week I have devoted solely to hyping up this party, thus I call this week "Hype week". The goal of hype week is to open as many sets as possible, talk for a few minutes, hit the hook point, and then invite them to the kegger on Saturday. Funny enough I am the only person in my house who actually is doing hype week, the rest of the house just kind of sits there and expects a party to magically appear, (I.E lets me do all the work, and thanks me by making fun of my efforts). Regardless it has been a crazy week, and I'm sure ill get a few solid stories out of it.

So two nights ago I went to the club for the first time. Not really the first time I've been to the club, but first time going to like the club district, rather than just like the on campus club. None the less I hate clubs, have been avoiding them at all costs and prefer house parties because I can actually spit my game there. But this is hype week, and staying in was not an option. I have always been one to now lead by example, so despite hating clubs, I still had to go, because missing a night of hype was not a option. Long story short I convinced a single housemate (I live with 7 people) to actually go out and we meet up with a good friend and headed off the club. Conveniently three different groups of girls that I was friends with were headed to the same place, with each group varying from 5 - 8 girls each, I knew I would be in a very solid position and could show some very serious social proof. However most of these girls were pretty lame, and would actually fuck up my game (some of them would do it purpose) which is why I choose to not go directly with them. But none the less I know being seen with large groups of girls, especially ones that would be flirting with me, would be awesome and would help me open new sets.

When I first arrived at the club with my two friends (both guys) we began to talk to a set of guys in front of us. Shortly after a three set came and stood behind us in line. I knew based on the length of the line, I would have about 10 minutes, to talk, but I was in the middle of a conversation with these guys in front of us, so w.e I just thought to keep talking, and turn in about a minute as to not be totally rude to these guys (I know, three second rule...). Literally a few seconds later one of the groups of girls show up, there are probably a total of 10, maybe 12 of them. I quickly say hi, and don't actually talk to them at that point (despite being pretty good friends with all of them). Now I wanted to wait and finish this conversation, but one of my AFC friends had a different plan, he turns around and opens with something like "Hey ladies". Now I'm like well, fuck, I'm gonna have to neg them hard in order to recover from my friend here (He likes to be as direct as possible), so after about a minute I turn around as I over heard say she was talking a class I took last semester
Me: "Hey did someone just say they took _______, I wasn't really listening"
Her: "Yeah we (two of the three) both did"
Me: "Awesome, the reason why I'm asking is because blah blah blah"
Her: "Haha did you have the british guy, blah blah blah"
Me: "Haha yeah he was aweomse, blah blah blah"
Me: *Half turn* "O quickly before I rejoin me friends here, out of curiosity how do you all know one another"

I ran a number of routines, and actually didn't really neg, which I probably should have, but based on there appearance (HB8,8 and a 7) and there reactions, I didn't really see the need. Also I knew we would get split up in a few minutes and all I cared about was hyping the party, so just focused on making sure they would come. Funny enough we ended up talking shit about a group of girls the skipped some of the line (my chick friends, funny enough, they hated on hater chick, for those who read the back story). Number closed, and feel good that they might show up on Saturday.

In the club I decided I would use a new opener, "angelina jolie or jennifer aniston" that my wing Neil had made up. It was quick, easy and I thought it would work well on these drunk chicks that can barely hear a thing I'm saying. I also followed my golden rule "Don't look at the dance floor, Don't pay attention to the dance floor, Don't talk about the dance floor, the dance floor doesn't exist". I have full confidence in my material and myself, but dance floor game, well that has nothing to do with talking, and talking is how I spit my game.

Regardless I open my first set, a two set and it actually didn't go very well. I did the best friends test, (I actually like never do that, but I just read it again a few days back, and thought I would add it to the arsenal) and
Me: "You know what's funny is.... *she cuts me off*"
Her: "You know what's funny is we actually meet two days ago" (they said they meet a year ago)

So I responded by throwing a neg, and finished my routine, and bailed (For that set I just wanted to see how the opener worked, I had never done it before or seen it done). I was upset, that actually really wasn't normal for a girl to act all bitchy like that so early into the conversation, especially considering I gave a time constant, rooted the opener, and everything.
My mistakes: I leaned in, they were seated, and I leaned it, I know I shouldn't have right away

But my first minute of a set game is the most tight, obviously, I have the most practice with that. Couldn't figure out why they had such a bitch shield, they were HB8's at besttttttttt, more like 7.5 and girls that attractive tend to be attracted to me rather easily, a lot of times they will hit on me just based on my appearance. Then I realized my friend

My friends mistake: Leaned in, faced his body towards him, and much more.

When I had opened, I just opened, three second rule. I just say the girls didn't think, went talked over my shoulder and ask them to help us settle a debate, I didn't tell my friend that I need to open alone. And I realized that there was my big issue in that case, that and maybe she was just naturally more of a bitch. (Although there are no bitches, only my mistakes).

After that I actually wasn't doing well at all, it was very surprising, I opened probably 6 or 7 more sets by myself, and only thought about 2 went any bit well. One for example was a three set, 1 guy (hitting on a girl hard, so I would simply steal the set, its easy) and two girls. I opened by totally ignoring the girls, and asked the guy where he had bought his shirt because I had the same one, and I let a girl borrow it blah blah blah. And then moved into other routines. One girl was just so disinterested, and basically ignored me from a second I walked in the set. And this girl had no right to be ignoring me, she was like a 6, her friend was my target, and she was talking to me fine. It was just really weird, kind of hard to explain, maybe she was just drunk. Now looking back on it, she was basically not hearing or listening, but looking at me the entire time... the two other people were also both looking at me, I was the center of the conversation, and they were entering my world, but for some reason this girl despite having her friends beginning to like me, and despite showing no signs of wanting to leave just was gone for the conversation. The reason why I say this is because I tried to bring her in like 3 times, and she replied every single time with the same word "What?" and her friend would tell her, then give a real boring answer.

Well basically the night got REAL! at the end. I broke my golden rule and took a step onto the dance floor, literally one. And no joke 3 seconds after I take that one step a girl comes up to me and puts her hands on my cheeks, smiles and is looking at me. The girl lived in my residence before and she was hella cute! but I never talked to her! The funny thing was I always always wanted to talk to her, but never really got the chance, I even went out of my way to add her on Facebook, despite only having talked to her for a short few minutes one day (didn't even say names that time) which is extremely uncharacteristic of me. So I'm smiling mainly because I'm thinking Holy shit awesome! I always wanted to meet this chick and I say

Me: "Hey how are you!" (I didn't know what to say.... I mean could someone tell me some good stuff to say when I chick you've never talked to walks up to you and acts like your good friends?)
Her: "Hey"
Me: "You lived in my residence last year right! Yeah! But I never really got a chance to meet you"
Her: "Yeah! I did, I know right, I always saw you around though"
Me: "Yeah I, I know I lived in the same building as you for 8 months but I never got your name"

So we exchange names, although I already knew her name because I would always tell my friends I wanted to meet that girl!

Well the night goes on, and one of my AFC friends, who defines the word direct is basically trying to now hump this girl, and proceeds to slap her ass a good amount of times. She of course is not feeling this and I just go pull some routines on my own friend to cock block him (he was cock blocking me, so fuck w.e) and start talking to her. She proceeds to say she is coming to my party on Saturday, before I even said anything, (said she saw it on Facebook) and continues to say
Her: "You know I always thought you were really cute" and like 10 seconds later
Her: "Hey this is my housemate ________, hey I always thought he was so cute but I never meet him"

*If anyone has any routines or lines to use when a girl says this, please let me know, because I just said like Thank you. Maybe that's good, but I don't know*

So at this point I'm just riding a fucking high, here I am, wanting to meet this girl from the minute I saw her, and here she is telling me she wanted to meet me, fucking awesome to say the least.

Well the night goes on, and I ended up knowing one of her roommates (I had no idea who her roommate was, she knew me from something, and I was just rolling with it. I found out a day later that I actually did know her though....) so I ended up talking to her, ended up getting invited back to these girls house. I said I would go, but knew I wasn't going too. The goal was done, she would be here on Saturday, and hype was my goal that night, the whole having girls wanting to have sex with me part was just a bonus. But I knew that if I went, I would actually decrease my chances of having sex with that good looking girl, it was night the right seen, I had only like 20 minutes of interaction, if that, so I really doubted that, I figured I won't need to seven hours, but maybe two would do, hopefully it will be an easy lay. Figured by not going, saying I meet up with some friends, I would actually be DHV'ing, and would leave this girl wanting me, ensuring a second meeting. I could explain in more detail why I thought it was the best move, but basically that just the really simple version.

So yup that's basically the main point of the night, would love to hear back from some people, Thanks for reading

It was a decent read. (yes i read all of it). I feel like you shouldn't point the whole "look at the field report" arrow over and over. Some parts I got a little bad because you hinted at it so many times.

It would be a better read overall if you chopped it up into paragraphs that stay on subject then interchange into different topics that you discuss in his and repetitive read. A lot could be summarized and given in a shorter presentation (please edit). Like sometimes it just feels like you typed what was ever on your mind and repeated yourself and said the same thing in many different ways (i forgot the actual term for it sorry).

In hindsight, chop it up, edit it, put some indents, use some punctuation and better vocabulary lol.

Other than that, the field report was good in my opinion. I like how you pointed out what you and your 'wing' did wrong so people like me could also read it and take a mental note of it and understand how the process works and on. I'm new to this forum in the posting department and that's just my 2 cents from a 17 year old inexperienced chump of a loner.

Hey thanks for the advice zellomugi. When I get a chance I will read over the back story and try to edit it down for sure.

But for now I got another field report for you guys. I actually have two solid reports, but I'm just gonna talk about last night while its fresh in my mind. So last night as the night before the (hopefully) big party that I've been hyping up this entire week. The week didn't go nearly as well as I planned it and ended up opening far less sets than I had planned. Mainly because no one else in my house would hype for there lives and it started to really get under my skin that I was the only person actually hyping while my housemates made fun of my efforts. But whatever I guess I'm the only person who actually cares about not attracting my name to a failure of a part. I prefer to DHV, not DLV, but what can I do now, I tried.

So last night was a big night for hype, or so I thought. My friend was having a party and I knew she lived with all girls, and that she had a pretty awesome house, so I figured there would be a lot of girls there which would be perfect. When we got there, that wasn't the case, there was about 30 people there in total, about 8 - 10 of which were girls. To top that off, I'm not one to be phased by the boyfriend objection at all (attraction is not an option) but when I see three different girls making out with guys more than once, I tend to think I probably shouldn't try to go after that girl. There ended up being about 5 single girls (or just girls without there boyfriends literally next to them), and two of which were my good and thus of limits to myself. But I was about hype, not trying to close or anything, so I wasn't phased. I always say I think I'm the best dude in any given room at any given time, and thus if there is even a single girl, surrounded by 10 other guys all trying to hit on her, I will win and ratio doesn't matter for that reason. But I had another goal that night, my friend is visiting and I wanted to teach him some game. I taught him 3 simple, but awesome DHV/magic routines, plus two really simple openers. I knew he would be skeptical I mean considering my friends have seen me to my shit to success hundreds of times, and still think its bullshit, they still believe it won't work, and have never asked me why or how it works, I'm kind of used to people doubting me. So I knew I would have to open a set, just to let him see that hey this shit really does work. So I do, I open using the two part kiss opener, and everything worked very well, as usual, then I wanted to get him to open, (because there was only so many girls there, I couldn't open like 5 different sets, because than everyone would have been opened).

Long story short, he didn't believe in the material, and thus choose to not open anyone, which was extremely disappointing. But none the less, after a long wait trying to get him to get over his approach anxiety, I just forced his way into opening a set using a magic routine (where you guess a person birthday).

I first did it on these three guys standing next to a good looking girl, it worked extremely well, and they were freaking out about it. I knew by doing this, this girl would at least see that I'm interesting, I mean by the end of the routine, about 8 people were freaking out about it, which was nearly a third of the people there are that point. So I then turned to the girl, who was in a three set (two guys one girl), and I couldn't have been more wrong. This girl like totally ignored everything I said (its a very quick opener too, so that's just impressive) and kind of never even gave me a chance to root, time constant, neg her, anything. She just wasn't buy what I was selling, however the two guys were semi friendly, weren't being total bitches about it. So I just continued, only talking to them did the routine, and that was that, the girl had left half way through. I was really confused, and I still am, I know there are no bitches only my mistakes, but considering she was just like blocking me out, from the second I walked in, after I just had one third of the party going off about how awesome that thing I just did was, I don't know. Had to be something before, or maybe she was just in a bad mood.

Later in the night, at a different party we stopped by on the way home, I opened a four set (three girls one guy) with my normal opener, went well, then I moved into that same magic routine, and the weirdest thing happened again, one of the girls just gave me a blank stare. The routine involves a girl writing a date on a piece of paper, so went I went to hand her the small piece of paper and a pen, she just stared at me, didn't say a word, I knew that stare, it was like the "why are you talking to me, I don't want to talk to you". Which was confusing as fuck considering I opened then, rooted the opener and than rooted the magic routine as well, and it had went well, no real signs of anything bad, but none the less the other two girls were happy to do it, and we did the routine and talked for a minute, invited them to a party then left.

One last time we did this routine, when two girls as used an indirect opener on me and my friend. They asked
"Would it be insulting if a girl said she would prefer a bagel over having sex with you"
My friend jumped like right into the magic routine, which I won't have recommended, but he's new to this so whatever, as she was writing the date down, I turned around, and two people came out of the house we were in front of, they were friends with the two girls. They walked up and stood around and watched what we were doing, as to not be rude, I introduced myself to the guy first, (with a handshake) and went to go shake hands with the girl when she gave me this blank stare. I was phased by this one, it was actually an after thought, wasn't like game material, and I knew I was leaving in a minute, I just said hi to the guy, and these two girls that stopped us, so I just simply being polite, and this girl looked at my hand for a solid second, then my face again for another second, then finally shock my hand in the most half as manor. I again didn't know how to act in this situation, I was already in the set when the new guy and girl approached, and I've been in that situation tons of times. I normally just repeat my opener I used on the set at the beginning to them. But in this case her friends told her "Hey this guy guessed his friends parents birthdays, so were just seeing if he can guess my birthday" that was it. So the girl explained the situation, and these girls actually stopped us, so they were being quite friendly from the get go, and I couldn't figure for the life of me why that girl would be so reluctant to shake my hand. But whatever, we did the routine and this one went really well, the girls were freaking out for quite sometime, and I actually wanted to leave on a high after inviting them to the party, but they wanted to stick around because they were so "impressed" they thought "that is actually really impressive".

Maybe its the routine, because literally every time we did it last night, I got that same blank stare from at least one girl. It was the first time I tried that routine in about 5 months, and about the 10th total time I've done it. I don't know, if people have some more experience with magic tricks (not cards tricks though, I find those to be different), is that blank stare kind of normal? Because I quickly looked up some videos online, and saw a lot of the times when people did tricks to random girls that involved them doing something (more than just picking a card) they wouldn't want to do it. Saw one video, this guy on YouTube (Distribute reality, he's actually sick), asked for a girls phone, and 8 different girls all just said they forget it at home after giving him a blank stare for about 15 seconds. Maybe it was just the way of the routine, but I don't know, some advice would be awesome.

Alright so got a kind of different report today, but quickly before I get into that, for those who have been reading along, thanks, and Hype week was a success. Had an awesome party, around 200 people came, and we turned away about another 50 or so. So overall worked out pretty well, I didn't spit any game that night though, was busy working the party. (I did get about 4 different hot chicks numbers but that's nothing, didn't even get a solid time bridge).

So I went out to this kegger on Friday night, and after being there for a little bit, talking to some friends there (I know probably half the party) my buddy called me in to play flip cup. I agreed, was just going to play a few quick games. So I went up to the table, and without even thinking I just asked a good looking girl that was standing right next to the table if she was playing (just to make sure I wasn't taking her spot). Basically went like this
Me: "Oh sorry were you playing here, I'm not taking your spot or anything am I?"
Her: "Oh no, I suck at flip cup, I'll just watch"
Me: "Non-sense! It's easy! here we need an extra player anyway, you can be on our team"
Her: "Haha alright"
*We play a game, win, she doesn't do bad*
Me: "You see, there is nothing to it, blah blah blah"

Now the different thing about this, is that I didn't actually intend on spitting game, I was just being friendly and polite as I would be to like a guy, an ugly girl or anyone else, but this girl was good looking, which was awesome. So we continue talking for about a minute, then I leave to rejoin some friends. I come back into the room about 10 minutes later, and she is sitting up on the couch (like her feet on the couch, she's sitting on the top part). Without thinking I just talk up to her, sit next to her, and ask her how the games went, just briefly talked about flip cup, and then it finally hit me, "Dude, this is a hot chick, spit game, what are you doing". Haha so then the games began. At first I didn't notice, but I opened her with the whole lame flip cup thing, I realized that it followed almost the same format as any indirect opener, rooted, and I even used a time constant, although I didn't even intend to.

So basically that went well, did a few routines, talked for about 30 minutes, she asked for my phone number, so we exchanged numbers. Continued to talk for about 15 more minutes, then left because I wanted to hook up with another chick. For those of you who read the back story, Hater chicks best friend (who is hotter then hater chick herself btw)

So this is where this whole thing gets interesting. So I go to the house, talked to hater chick and her other house mates for about 10 minutes, then go downstairs to the other chicks bed room to "say hi before I leave back to the party". So I go downstairs, jump onto of her (in a friendly manor, like a hug) then proceed to just talk to her and such. She was sick, a under the covers, so that throw me off. Basically there is a reason why I call hater chick well "Hater chick" she is a fucking hater, her friends (minus this girl I'm in bed with) are haters, if I was to make a move, and fail, I would never hear the end of it, even though I would just not talk to them anymore, I still feel like I need to succeed to rub it in. Now I'm never afraid anymore to be blown out of every set I walk into, I'm always open to risk it all to learn something new, but this is a simple calculated risk. It's pretty clear I could hook up with this girl, given the right chance.

You know what, no I'm just being a bitch. But whatever, so I talked to her for about 30 minutes, and then the girl from the party texted me asking where I was. This girl (hater chicks friend) took my phone and texted the girl "I'll be there soon babe"..... because she thinks that is a good thing... For the love of god, correct me if I'm wrong, but never text a chick you've been indirectly wheeling "babe" at 2:20am, like Anti slut defense triggered! That sounds a hella lot like I'm saying "Hey I want to come back and have sex, you gonna let me fuck?" But maybe I'm over reacting. I tried to work some damage control stuff in, and I think I fixed it, because she is still coming over next Saturday.

But regardless, So I was being a bitch, (I'm talking about hater chick's friend here, sorry if its hard to follow) and went back to some AFC shit I did back in the day before I had the balls to make a move on a girl. I brought up the fact that she tried to make out with me at my party (she didn't, but she did say "Hey were at eye level, we could totally make out right now"... I didn't not even ask why, okay I just missed the hint, along with about the other 150 I've gotten) Basically went like this

Me: "So you totally tried to make out with me at my party on Saturday"
Her: "No I didn't, that def never happened"
Me: "Yeah it totally did, like I walked up to you guys I was on the street, you were on the curb, blah blah blah (explained what happened)"
Her: "Nope that never happened"
Me: "Listen deny it all you want, and I am very flattered and who could blame you right" (cocky funny haha)

So that kind of sounds like a bad thing, but all I got from it was good signs. I can't remember the entire thing, but like she was just denying that we talked, but not in a serious way, like joking. Like "Humm I don't know, my memory is pretty blurry about that entire thing". Long story short, I bitched out.

So the next day I head over again, I had reason to believe that she would be coming out, but she was still kind of sick I guess, but none the less, talked to her housemates, hung out with them, and a bunch of other friends, but I was determined to hook up with this chick, and get it over with so I could one day move her into MLTR status, and not have to deal with her house mates anymore. So basically bitched out again, but for better reasons this time. She wasn't has social as the night before, and yeah shitty situation. So me and one of her guy house mates (my friend actually) were talking to a party, just to two of us because everyone else is lame as fuck! and I brought up the girl, and he basically went off about how she was playing guys! How she would kick guys out in the morning. Stop talking to guy because they would get to attracted, and of course how hot she was. Basically he was saying this chick was like a female me, just with way, way! less knowledge. At this point I realized I was fucking up! this shit would normally work for most girls, but this girl was the kind of girl to be like "Alright, sex then get the fuck out" and I was treating her more like an average girl, that would want comfort and shit. So basically I'm pumped about this now! I realized that she was kind of playing me, when she was drunk, she legit wanted to hook up, but when she was sick, she was like nawww. So basically I will be going into a dual with a girl who wants to play me. But now that I know this, I can DHV like a mofo! I know exactly what she wants, (me) and how I will allow her to get what she wants. I will let you guys know how it goes, I should have some awesome reports coming out in the next few weeks. If anyone has any tips would love to hear them

Hooked up with three hot chicks in a 18 hours period.... *Check*

Got a dandy for you guys today! And I got some question in it as well. Despite the success, I still fucked up, I gotta get better, can't make these mistakes, but was faced with some unique situations. Some advice would be awesome.

So let's jump into this! Friday night comes along, and like always, I wanted to go and party! Spit some game! and get better! So its about 8pm, I finish doing school work for the day, walk down stairs in my house and ask my housemates what's up tonight. They all say there down to go out, but they don't know of anything, so like every other night, it is up to me to go out and find a party. Well I didn't have success with my duties, and everyone I asked was either not going out or going to this club (all of them the same club though). Personally, I hate clubs, I don't F's with the house music and shit, and would like to avoid them if at all possible, but when faced with going to club or staying in and watching a fucking movie, I would prefer the club. So I walk downstairs and give the guys the news

Me: "Everyone is going to this club, and no one knows of any parties, so let's just go to this club"
Literally every single person in my house (7 including me) all said "Nawww fuck that, let's just get drunk and watch a movie".
I briefly get upset saying something like "omfg, there is nothing else going on, I hate clubs but it beats doing the same shit we do every other night"
Some housemates: "Well a month ago you wouldn't have wanted to go to clubs, so fuck you"

I didn't even respond, I thought "well that's because we actually went out before! All any of you ever do is fucking boring as shit! Watching movies, playing xbox on Friday and Saturday night! I'm not the one who changed! I stayed the same, everyone got fucking soft as fuck!" But I didn't speak my mind. Instead I went to my room, grabbed a 6 pack from the fridge, shut off my light, sat down, starred at a wall, defeated.

(Okay the reason why I posted this above despite not really being about game, is because this is a legit issue, and a giant one at that, I'm now in a situation where I won't wheel one night, because no one will want to go out! and I don't feel comfortable going solo (Once in there though, I feel great talking to new people). I'm a pretty popular guy, but in terms of friends I can hang out with one on one, (like legit friends, not Friday night buddies) I have a smaller amount, maybe like 20 - 25, and basically 80% of them are now soft as fuck. Never going out. And the thing is, back home, when I'm not at school, I party the least out of my friends. So that really puts stuff in prospective. I don't know, if anyone has advice, or has dealt with this situation before, some advice would be awesome!)

Okay now to the real field report! After starring at a wall for about 10 minutes, I texted a few more friends, I gave my mom a text (yes I texted my mom haha, quit hating) just telling her I felt defeated, and that I should have came home that day, and probably will be home tomorrow. More importantly I got a text from this one girl. Now last time I checked this girl had a boyfriend, and to top that off I wasn't get friends with her so it was pretty random that she was texting me.
Her: "Hey! what are you doing tonight?"
Me: "Hey, idk yet, I was thinking of going to __(the club)__ but my housemates are totally lame! So I might be forced to stay in "
Her: "I'm at ______ house, Were going to that club. You should definitely go!"
Me: "Yeah maybe, idk though, I'm not a big fan of clubs, but maybeee"

Whatever you get the point, so I took the "You should definitely go!" as a good sign, and after being in my room drinking by myself, feeling defeated, I got a little boost. Then one of my housemates texted me "I MAYBE down to come out tonight" so I got another little boost. He came to my room, I showed him the texts this girl had sent me and he finally agreed to go. I still wasn't 100% back in the swing of things, still was upset by the path my social circle was heading down, and realizing I would probably have to move on to achieve what I want to achieve, but this gave me the boost to actually go.

So in line, were waiting and we meet this actually awesome girl! Was really chill and good looking (HB8). I didn't run any routines, wait that's a lie, I ran a half, then some girl tried to fight this girl I was talking too. Haha was pretty run, don't gonna explain but the girl I was talking to didn't do anything (called her friend a bitch) and some random dust chick (unranked) was like "Who you calling a bitch you stupid hoe! I will drop you right now" haha nothing happened though. But she was with some guys in line, so first actually I went off talking about how I lived in a party house, and how they had to come by. I actually got the guys numbers first (throwing in a comment about my fake ex girlfriend) just to make it not look like I was hitting on the chick, (there was a possibly she was dating one of the guys there, I ask what the relationships were, they didn't say they were dating, but they did kiss, soooooo). Whatever I got the chicks number that's what was important, time bridged to hang out with them next weekend and boom were now in the club!

Here is where it gets fun! So we walk in, see a few girls I know, talked to them for about 30 seconds, then saw the girl who texted me earlier. So I went danced with her, and made out with her with like 5 minutes of entering the club. I guess she didn't have a boyfriend, or maybe she still does (her friends were kind of acting like she did) but whatever either way, doesn't matter to me. So as I am dancing/making out with this girl (HB7.5 some people say 8, really cute), I give the signals to my friend to wheel this other chick (mint and she puts out). So he ends up dancing/making out with this other girl within about 10 minutes of entering the club. So the nights going pretty well, and I am riding a high from the get go. So after about 10 minutes of this this girls leave to find a friend or some bullshit, and me and my buddy go to find some other friends we know there.

*LMFAO!!! The third chick I hooked up in this field report just walking in my room! While I was writing this! hahaha! no bullshit!, I changed the tab, she didn't notice*

So we quickly ran into some friends, then take about 5 steps and I see this same really cute chick from the "Hype week" field reports. So I say hi, she stops and walks up to me. I still riding this high of like extreme confidence here so I just built of that.

Her: "Hey! I need to stay with my friends, I’ll find you later alright"
Me: "Non sense! well find your friends together in a minute, but were going to dance together first"
Her: "Haha, nooo but I need to stay with them" (Literally as she turned around and backed up butt up on my dick and began to grind)

Well that happened for about a minute, then I actually said, "okay you should go find your friend, I need to find mine your keeping me here for to long!" (I totally was already with my friends, but that like 101 stuff, gotta say that)

So she leaves, about 2 minutes later, find the first chick (lets call her chick 1 from now on) and began to dance/make out with her again. That happens for a few minutes, me and my buddy say hi to a friend quickly, then I go back. And when I go back, I notice that the cute girl (let's call her cute girl from now on) dance like right next to chick 1's group. I panic-ed because I want wanted to hook up with both, and I know if one say me making out with a different girl, well that would lower my chances. So I turn around, walk away, explain the situation to my friend, came up with a quick idea, but when I went back they were both gone.

We later found out that they both left the club entirely in the 1 minute span I was gone. So I texted chick 1 and long story short she came over back to my place. This is very interesting here! So I'm making out with her on the bed, I undo her bra, and say "take off your shirt". She does, but then she redoes up her bra for some fucking reason, and now I'm totally confused. This was funny because I like stated my intentions with every thing I did (that's like a thing I kind do now but not this extend). Saying stuff like "Alright I'm undoing your bra now", "How about we take of these pants", but that's not all.
I said stuff like:
Me: "Okay so what's gonna happen is, you're gonna roll on top of my, putting your right leg in-between my legs, and then we will totally make out"
Later on after like two - three minutes of making out, I would say
Me: "Omg you see I was totally gonna do this, but you put your left leg rather than your right, so now you messed up my whole plan and I'm just confused and don't know what to do"

Now keep in mind she is half naked, well more than half, and proceeded to be totally naked.

Well after a pretty funny 20 ish minutes, we have give each other the hands nawm what I'm sayn . And my go to line in this situation is "Should I get a condom" so I said that and she replied with a "Psh no".

Now normally I would have taken that, worked in a bj, tried for sex later, but I had an issue. The house mates were getting on my case for not closing, they said I open very well, but I can't close, and I was pissed, so I had to prove them wrong. So I decided to go for broke! Sex or bust!

So I said the condom thing again, she said no again, and stopped the whole hand shit, and I was like "da fuck". So it took me a minute to remember, and I'm soooo pissed I forgot, but I was facing LMR.

I literally said "dudeeee" when I realized it was LMR. So I turned on the freeze out, but I bitched out, I didn't go full out freeze out. I just sat up, turned on the tv and asked her if she wanted to watch. Well it didn't work, fuck! That was my go too LMR tool. Well long story short, I buckled and just gave up after a bit, she wasn't having any of it, so I just starting to ask logical question (I know I shouldn't have) just to find out information, I was wondering why she won't and such so I could learn better for next time. Well I just ended up sleeping in the same bed and cuddled with her, and yes she was naked this entire time. So the morning came, cuddled a bit, made out a bit, and she went home.

So now its Saturday, and yes I'm still riding a high, so long story short, after rubbing in how awesome Friday night was, everyone in the house agreed to go out for a change. Of course this wasn't the case, one house mate bailed on us. (to top that off, one of my house mates were gonna get in a fight, so we all had to back him up, after hearing this, and after I texted my house mate "Yo where are you, were getting in a fight, we need back here" he choose to ignore the texts... ugh just thought about that, like wow... we never ended up having to fight)

So Saturday, one day after everyone said they didn't want to go to a club, they all wanted to go to a club. The difference? There was parties to go to instead. But w/e so I went, danced in a circle (totally against my golden rule, the way I dance with a girl is if she like dances up on me. I know I asked cute girl to dance on Friday, but that was a unique situation, I can't explain everything with that) but whatever. I was there with a girl I hooked up with a number of times and stuff, but then I saw cute girl! I waiting to long to approach the first time I saw her, but I knew she would see me at some point, so I pawned this girl I've hooked up with before (let's call her Chick 3, I know there is no chick 2 stfu). I danced with chick 3 for about 5 - 10 minutes, and was totally confident that cute chick had seen me dancing with chick 3, and a few of her friends for that matter. So at this point I walk of with one of my buddies (same guy last night) and we sit down, I simply told him "When I randomly walk away, follow me, when I talk to some hot chick, talk to her friends, you know one of them". That's literally all, I didn't name names, I didn't want him to over think. So we walk back, I see cute chick dancing with her friends, I us all of my three seconds to get focused. I take a deep breath, turn to her and say hi

Now I've just started watching these guys "simply pick up" on youtube, and I don't agree with everything they do, but none the less, some things are awesome. I always do these indirect approaches, in every situation, but I said fuck it! let’s go direct, she is already into me
Me: "Hey you are just too cute I had to talk to you"
Cute girl: "Haha thanks"
Me: "So where is that dance you owe me from last night"
*We dance and shit*

She turns around, Now I'm still like beyond confident for some reason, I got a half ass three IOI's but I had like spend literally 2 minutes with her, but w/e I was like I'm still gonna kiss this girl I don't care its happening. So we actually kind of talk, she drops me some compliments, I dropped her more, I still don't know why, that's so not me. Then I said something like:
Me: "So you gonna give me kiss"
Cute girl: (I can't remember exactly what was said, but there was a no in there somewhere)
*Now my PUA instincts kick in*
Me: "Hey I never said you could, just looked like you had something on your mind. Ill tell you what, you can give me a kiss on the cheek though"
*She does it* I forget the exact words but I flipped it after that to make it look like I said no to her kissing me, that was cool

This entire time, her friends have been calling for her to come, and finally she says:
Cute girl: "I've got to go with my friends"
Me: "Yeah geez, you've got to stop keeping me here, I need to rejoin my friends, you've been keeping me here for too long"
Cute girl: "Haha alright give me a kiss on the cheek"
Me: "I'll tell you what you can give me a kiss on the cheek"
*She goes to do it, I just turn my head, start kissing her a bit,* I stop and say:
Me: "I've got to go to rejoin my friends"

So that was that, I'm gonna message cute girl today, and probably be more direct than normal, but I can talk on Facebook, thus I can us like every line I have, literally copy and paste, which is nice.

But I later went home, Chick 3 came over, S'd the d, but that like boring shit, like just another chick, wasn't challenging so not worth writing about.

So that's how I got three chicks in like an 18 or 24 hour period, depending on how you look at it.

Hope you guys liked that one. If you guys have any tips on how to fight against LMR that would be awesome!! I was totally stumped. and any comments, questions or tips would be awesome!

What's up players! Haven't had a good field report in the last two weeks, which is pretty lame but because my buddy commented on a picture of me and a chick friend with the caption "Love you!! <3" I felt like I should talk about this topic. He commented "Friendzone!!!!!!"

So how about that Friendzone huh, It sure is something isn't it! Before I get into talking about the "Friendzone" and how to avoid being in the friendzone lets define what the friendzone is!

I, Urban Dictionary, and many other define friendzone basically as "Being very close friends with a girl with the intention of hooking up with her, while she sees you only as a friend". This whole idea of wanting to hook up with the girl is very key, and thus made me very pissed off when my chick friend started talking about how I'm in there friendzone. First of all, just like dating high class individuals, girls take great bride in saying they rejected a high class individual, such as a football player, or a famous actor, it gives them self worth, a nice little ego boost. And being a cocky funny individual that is pretty successful at many ventures, a lot of girls do consider me some what of a high class individual. Thus these girls whom say "Your 100% in my friendzone" just want a nice little ego boost! The reality of the situation is these girls who say they friendzoned me, I actually never had any intention to wheel, and never made a move on once (well expect one girl actually flirted a lot of one girl, actually got a little hj, slept with her naked, but didn't have sex with her though haha, then after that night, she was back in my friendzone), while they actually showed interest me. I friendzoned them! And if I wanted, I knew because I friendzoned them, I could one day rekindle that attraction that they once had, and hook up with them.

What I'm trying to get at here, is to friendzone the girl before she friendzone you. I mean of course like if you want to/can wheel her, DO IT! But in situation where for whatever reason you can't wheel them right at that moment, situations like these (One girl was a girl I was wheeling best friend, another just an attractive girl that I wanted as a friend for the simple reason I didn't have any chick friend I wasn't hooking up with) I find it best to friendzone them first.

Personally I would actually intentionally create attraction, by DHV'ing and whatever else it may be. Once they are attracted to me. Once the easy part is done, I would go to the girl and talk to her about a girl. Everyone who has been in the friendzone knows that feeling, when you think she might like you, and you like her a whole lot, and then she brings up how she has a crush on a guy or whatever it may be, its pretty crushing, basically Complete role reversal haha. Now following saying stuff like that, within the week I would create more attraction, flirt a bit even and get that kind of flirty friendship going. Where it won't be weird if she sits on your lap, or if you two cuddle or whatever. But the important thing is that YOU are the reason your not hooking up. Your the one saying "I think we should just be friends", not literally, but still. This is exactly where I am with these chicks that said they friendzoned me. I could touch there ass, boobs, whatever, but "I'm in the friendzone". Once you've decided that you want to now hook up with them (again this is a really rare situation where you want to friendzone a chick) is the tricky part and requires commitment! You just gotta do whatever it takes to hook up with. That might mean ignore her to a month, come back and turn on the charm really hard. That might mean just turning her head and kissing her at any point. If your grabbing her butt, the guess is that she is still attracted to you. Really hard to explain, but it actually works pretty well. Again very rare situation, basically from what I've experienced, friends with benefits only last so long before they want to date, or don't want to hook up. So if you wanted to be friends for a long time, with the option of one day putting the d in the v. Also would work if you are dating a girl and can't hook up with other girls, (minus the whole literally grabbing of tits and stuff, flirting is the same though) This is how I would recommend to do it.

I'm gonna say this now, if your currently in the Friendzone... the actually friendzone... Then you've got on option in my mind, forget about the girl... for now. or totally, either way. The answer to this is complete change! After coming back from a summer of working out, learning game and more, literally every single girl who I was "friends" with (not very good friends, but friends none the less) wanted to hook up with me. If the girl friendzones you, I would say drop her, and get better in every single way. (Not just for her, but for yourself, and more importantly to wheel other girls). Now after a year or two of little to no contact, she see's the new you, and trust me, if you play your cards right, you'll have her no problem.

Now this is actually were I shine, not being put in the friendzone in the first place! Now if you really never want to get friendzoned, just don't be friends with chicks unless you can hook up with them. Basically ones you realize you can't just bail. Simple right?

But actually let's say this girl didn't fall for all your tricks, and she isn't easy. The kind of girl who it will take a long time to have sex with. The 7 hour rule breaker! These girls are out there, and these girls are the most likely to friendzone your sorry ass. To avoid people put in the friendzone, show little signs of attraction with the girl from the get go! Make your intentions clear, you are not looking for a hot girl to be friends with, your looking to have sex with a hot girl. I always make my intentions clear but in a very discrete way, Don't say "want to fuck", but show that you want to in a discrete enough way that she won't be creeped out. Flirt with her! Don't wait till the third time you meet up with her to finally start flirting, flirt from the first meet. Get physical! From the get go, you need to get physical with this girl, she has to be comfortable with you putting your arms around her waist, shoulders, whatever after the first meeting. Now this is tricky, but don't rush things, if this girl is a hard to get girl, you don't want to force her hand into the "friend or sex" card to quickly, and by rush things I mean take it slower then normal (normal being the 7 hour rule!) but it is really really really important that you don't wait too long. By waiting to long you run the risk of being put in the friendzone, the last thing you want is any emotion connection (I don't want to ruin the friendship shit) before you start hooking up. Now this goes for all girls, but still, if you do this stuff, and build off of it every meeting, you will one day be able to hook up with her. Trust me, coming from experience it is a lot easier than a lot of people make it out to be.

What up players, The interesting thing about my game, and how I proceed to spit my game is the fact that everyone doubts me so much. I took it upon myself to stop being a teacher and become a student of game when I first joined to community, which meant I would no longer tell people what to do or say, and more importantly never mention anything about the community, or the type of game I spit. I figured after everyone saw me change people would natural come and ask me what it was that I was doing differently that worked so well. Well I couldn't be more wrong, so this one felt really nice.

Last night I went out to a local bar with a friend where we meet up with a whole big group of friends. To top that off, there was tons of old friends there. Lets jump right into this!

I was standing between two of my friends sitting down at a table (the bar was packed, wasn't enough seats for everyone) when I noticed a two girls eyeing me down. I held eye contact for about 2 seconds on the first look, which would normally be enough for me to go talk to them, but I was being a bitch. After I noticed she was defiantly looking over in my direction on purpose I said to two of my friends "Yo guys you see those two chicks straight in front of you, they are looking here, lets walk up to them and say something really dumb". So after talking for a bit we decided I would say:
"If I had a beard would you fuck me"... but only after opening with "I just kicked a that guy in the nuts" like one directly after another though
So I walked up, sat right now next to the hotter of the two girls, and said exactly that!
Well after running game (time constants, negs, dhv's, the whole deal with this one) for about 5 - 8 minutes I began to make out with the hotter of the two girls, but of course that wasn't enough! I was putting on a show for all my friends, showing them that I was indeed a pick up artiest, and I could pick up girls anywhere, anytime!
So after getting both of the girls numbers my friend came and sat next to the less attractive one, I introduced everyone (although I didn't know the girls names, they told me I just didn't bother to listen) so i basically just told them my friends name. After making out with this girl for a little while longer she kept pointing out how everyone was watching... probably because I told my entire group of friends "your going to want to film this" before I approached, and they were probably in shock I was able to make out with the girl so quickly after doing such a dumb opener. But none the less, I was bored, I had made my point, so I left and rejoined my friends, just about right after sitting down my friend said:
Friend: "dude go help ____ out with the other girl"
Me: "Okay"

So re-approached, and well instantly pointed out how they were such a cute couple. Told the girl to give him a kiss on the cheek, made something up about how she kissed him on the cheek meant she wanted to kiss him on the lips, said I would make out with this hotter chick if she makes out with my friend, and boom, she began to make out with my friend, Looking back I don't think my friend said a word that entire time, I was just wheeling for him, wing man points! took about... a minute and a half to get those two to make out. Now I stayed around to wing him for about another five minutes, then went back to rejoin my friends again. Sat down at the table and simply said "you guys enjoy the show?"

I've learned is that having friends who doubt your abilities can be a blessing, because after you become good PUA (and I think I'm far from considering myself a good PUA) you have someone there to rub it in there face.

Putting on a show... I like the concept though, maybe i'll film this kind stuff one day