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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:28 am 
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So my ma just got outta the hospital a few days ago, and because of the surgical procedure, I have to drive her around to help her with her errands because she can't drive again yet. She wanted me to take her to dollar tree, so I went ahead and did. When we got there, I decided I would go in and stretch my legs. It's funny, but you almost ALWAYS see at least one attractive woman when you go in that store... Anyway, I go down the candy aisle, and I see this 4 set, consisting of three guys and a young girl. These kids couldn't have been much younger than me. 2 years at the most, which is no big deal considering that I'm 19. So this chick locks eyes with me and as David DeAngelo might put it, the shit was "On". Who knows, I may have even said something to her myself if she hadn't opened me. After all, I heard a very feminine voice and tried to locate it's source in the first place. Almost immediately after we locked eyes, she says, "Hey can I get your opinion on something? I'm trying to figure out what candy to buy." At first I was shocked. It was like a quick mind rape. "Did I really just get asked the same type of question that I might ask a girl randomly in an indirect fashion of communication? I guess so!" So I quickly recover and we start talking about everything on the shelves. I mention that I like chocolate, blah blah blah, suggest this, blah blah, I like this one, blah blah. It's funny, cause one of the guys in the set was dead quiet and obviously not very strong in any form of interaction. The guy closest to her in proximity was strangely pretty cool, and didn't seem threatened by my presence. But the last kid, fuck... he was annoying as shit. He kept laughing while I was trying to talk to this chick. Honestly, I remember him saying two times at least, "Dude she's only messing with you!" And hearing her each time say to him, "Shut the fuck up!" Haha, you could tell they were baked, but still. Even right when I was opened in the first ten seconds, he opened his dipshit mouth and she told him to fuck off so loud that everyone in earshot could probably hear her. It's too bad, he's probably so wrapped in juvenile bliss that he can't even tell how much of a peon he is. At some point she mentions that the candy is cause they're going to the movies across the street. It's probably just friendly conversation but why tell me right? It's not like she thinks I give a shit... Anyhow, I fee like I fucked up because after we talked for a couple minutes, I just kind of excused myself and moved on. I mean, I received a thank you. Lol, not even that that really matters much, but idk, I think she might've been into me, or at least though I was attractive. Not gonna lie, I was looking pretty good tonight in my black jeans, black chucks, and my beat up leather. One thing that I must say I take pride in is my eye contact. I almost never break it, and my eyes are giant and dark, so I'd like to think that gives me an advantage, if only slightly. So what would you guys have done different? I mean I know I kind of froze up and got nervous, but honestly, any tips or pointers? I can honestly take criticism. I just want to improve. Thanks dudes.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:36 pm 
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Dude you are too focused on outside appearance things like "yeah . . . at least I was dressed well." Instead of what you were supposed to be doing.

You should have said: "Hey, since we can't have a proper conversation because of this douche, I suggest we continue another time (wink), and so, what's your facebook/email/cellphone?" And if she had said no, you would not be whiny as fuck right now, at least.


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:48 pm 
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[quote="Mr. Marville"]Dude you are too focused on outside appearance things like "yeah . . . at least I was dressed well." Instead of what you were supposed to be doing.


Yea man, I know. I knew I was gonna catch shit for writing something like that, ^^^ haha.
I felt like telling him to fuck off, or to at least say, "Wow man, I' haven't even been here for 5 minutes and you're already starting to annoy me...."

I mean, she told him to fuck off herself, so i should've taken the hint that she prob wouldn't have minded if I told this loser to go play in traffic.

It just happened so fast, you know? I still need to work on my calibration.

And Marville, I'm not being whiny at all. Like I said, I just wanna keep trying to improve. I should at least be able to take some good things out of every experience, otherwise, I'll never learn!

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