Thoughts on my OK Cupid profile please??



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:05 pm 
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Hey guys! What do you think? Bear in mind that my original profile is in French, as I live there. This is a translated version for you:

About Me
I'm English, but been living in France for a while. The ladies love my sexy British accent!
I love meeting new people, going out, laughing, having fun.

I play drums. But if you can't keep up with my rhythm, don't waste your time contacting me! I have an action-packed life, you need to be able to keep up with me!

Literature is one of my passions. I'm in the process of writing a novel, but if you want to know more about that, then YOU should write to ME! Before I become too famous! Haha!

Family & friends are very important to me. I'm looking for a woman who's honest & genuine, exciting, cultivated, funny and intelligent.

Everyone knows that English food is the best in the world! I love cooking not only FOR women, but also WITH them! That way, we can learn things together, and you'll be able to taste my brilliant British buffet!

What I’m doing with my life
Translator, language professor and master of seduction!

I’m really good at
Conversation, kissing, cooking & I'm a "cunning linguist" too!

The first things people usually notice about me
My smile, humour and self-confidence.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Too many to list! I love to talk about my literary preferences, but not in just 2 or 3 lines. Ask me (interesting) questions!

The six things I could never do without
Family
Friends
Football
Alcohol
Women
Literature

I spend a lot of time thinking about
How crazy you'd have to be to NOT message me!

On a typical Friday night I am
Having fun! In whatever way I feel like! I live life to the max!

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The most private thing I'm willing to admit, is that certain things need to remain private!

I’m looking for
Girls who like guys
Ages 20–32
Near me
Who are single
For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

You should message me if
You like my profile, if you like to have fun, enjoy life, laugh, enjoy the good times!
And if you're cool, fun and funky enough for me!


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:35 pm 
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Well, for one, saying you're a "cunning linguist" is basically saying you suck cock well, which I don't think is a DHV for most women... Also it's just blatantly lifted from Austin Powers isn't it?


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:48 pm 
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Thanks for the feedback, however :

By referring to myself as a "cunning linguist", I was attempting a wordplay on "cunnilingus". Nothing to do with sucking cock!

And I wasn't thinking of Austin Powers films either!


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