THE PICKUP GODS SENT ME A UGLY GIFT



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 7:09 pm 
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The virginity loss (descriptive asssss FUCK)

It was probably about 3 weeks ago maybe 4. I was on my way home from school on a cold frigid day. I was kinda disgruntled and relieved at the same time because "I HAVE FINALLY FIGURED OUT THE BASICS OF PICK UP" i thought to myself "now I just need some fuckin results" (its all about connecting emotionally and physically). I drive into my apartment complex and park in front of my building.I sigh as I roll up my windows and shiver a tiny bit as the flow of cold air is disrupted. I exit my car in an abrupt manner and begin the short walk up the stairs. I get about halfway up then I hear...

..."i didn't know you lived here!!!" yelled from across the parking lot. I turn around and standing behind an open car door is a tall lanky girl. I think its another girl i met in the parking lot earlier in the week so I walk back and talk to her.
"ohhh hey" i say realizing it aint the cute girl from another day

- "hi i'm SFG(sent from god)"

"i'm great-1"

- "You have such a great sense of style!(IOI) i always see you at school and say hi but you've never stopped"

"huh i dont remember that" I give her a hug as a reward

- "yeah i saw you at the waffle thing"

"yeah I remember you now" *hug*

-"you really like giving hugs"

-"give me your # so we can hang out" (IOI)

She is 6 foot, unattractive and super skinny but to be polite i give her my number. Then...
...I notice she is loving the hugs and her...eye. contact.is.like.a.wolf.LOOKING AT A WOUNDED CARIBOU :shock: !!! its fuckin ONNNNN

-"I make fudge all time and I bake if you ever want some you can come get some"(IOI)

"well let me have some right now"

- "well okay, get in my car and we can go to my building"

I get in her car and SHUT THE FUCK UP its wayyyy easier to kill attraction than the rebuild it. Shes doing all the talking. Shes qualifying herself and telling me all sorts of things. We get to her building across the complex. The only thing I say is "I think your accent is sexy" to build sexual tension. I get out and walk toward the stairs but i'm trying to look smooth and my foot catches the curb. I trip and almost fall.

SFG - "ha ha you almost fell"

"no i didn't you didnt see anything" :oops: :lol:

We walk up to her apartment, a one bedroom (no roommates), and she opens the door.

-sorry its soo dirty, normally i dont let people in when its dirty just let me clean up.

"naa its okay"

I step in the door and shes picking up. She passes me some fudge. Its aight but that aint what I came for and we both know it.

-"its soo dirty i'm sorry"

"naa it aint a big deal" I give her a hug, the sexual tension is tangible. I'm horny assss fuckkkkk
even though this girl looks like miley cyrus, tall blonde, ugly and beat with a stick.
We are looking deep into each others eyes. I look down at her lips and go for it. (this is the first time i've ever done that) Our lips press. I peck her soft once, twice, then i suckle on her lip. We stop kissing and true to bitch nature and asd. She goes right back to talking about her house. As if nothing happend! She shows me her disney movie collection. I triangular gaze again and kiss her. We start making out. I steer her towards the bedroom and lay her down. Its going down. I kiss her and bite her bottom lip. She sighs long and hard pleasurably while we continue to kiss. Shirts come off. Her breasts are small and wierd looking. I'm a little disgusted as a realize AGAIN that this girl isnt beautiful shes trash, garbage, SHE AINT SHITTTTT!!! but fuck it the pick-up gods have blessed me. They want me to take that first step. I roll over and she gets on top. I go for her zipper.

-"we just met like 5 minutes ago in a parking log" (token resistance, ASD)

"your right" *deep sensual whisper*
I instead pull out my willy lol
she grabs my dick

-"why are you so badddd"

"why are YOUUUU so bad" lol i didnt know what to say so i repeated what she said
I tell her to suck it

-"okay just a little, im not about that life" (more token resistance)
My dicks in her mouth, the head is sub fucking par. I dont care I'm trying to cum. She wants me too but a cant.

^me and this girl literally met like 10 mins ago in a parking lot, I AM A PUA^

she stops mid-head to ask me -"what do you like about me",
I skipped qualification and look it came back up during the close. You cant skip steps really dj fuji talks about this and so does savoy

She continues to suck but i cannot nut. She gets tired and we stop.
We begin to connect emotionally. She is talking about how she wants to be a rapper and her passion for rap music...Shes a white girl. We continue to fluff about where we are from, majors ETC ETC. I tell her she cant turn me on. She is rubbing all on me and kissing me. I turn around and get her on the couch. I'm kneeling on the floor and shes splayed across the couch.

I am rubbing that pussy through her pants. and making out with her. She grabs my hand its puts in down there....I open my eyes while we are kissing and look at her. DAMN SHES STILL UGLY. I put my fingers deep in and rub the upper inside, le g-spot. She is squirming all over the couch and moaning. She moans and sensually whispers "fuck me"

I pull down my pants pull em out and tell her to put it in for me. (I didnt want to get the wrong hole) She is on her back and i go to the foot of the couch where her legs laying. She grabs it, squirms and I enter. I begin thrusting my hips hard. I dont have on a condom and this still doesn't feel as good as advertised. I'm trying to make it clap porno style while i pull her hair and kiss her neck. She tells me to put her legs on my shoulders. I comply and start beating it up. (I make her say my name lol extramask did this in the game so why not). My dick continues to pop out cuz i'm getting too wild. She cums then I cum.

I take a good look at her. YUCK ...shes still trash. I make an excuse and HIGHTAIL IT OUTTA THERE lol.


Teachable points:
In the beginning you see she opens me. Good game is not about being sexually aggressive its about being receptive the the girls that are down. She then IOI's me and tells me a way I could Isolate her. I know its on because she is holding eye contact and she wants to see me again. She doesn't shy away from my touch at all when I hug her. I stopped talking on the ride there because it is very easy to kill the tension. She wants to fuck me and I'm horny. The only thing i say is "your accent is sexy" and that raised the tension.

Sexual tension coupled with emotional connection is essentially what game is. You find ways to rattle her emotional state (push pull), then you connect with her (connect and qualify). Then you get her comfortably with you physically (comfort) and you create sexual tension (seduction). ALL METHODS essentially are just finding ways to do that. Some times you can skip the emotional part and just go straight physical (60's method, bits and pieces of gunwitchs method). If you have purely physical it wont turn into a LTR or relationships. If you have purely emotional you won't get lays and seductions. In order for complete success with women you have got to be good at creating and sustaining both. :P

When I isolate her the tension is fully raised. I can feel it and so can she and it has to be released through sexual acts or through supplicative gestures. Supplicative gestures include: laughing, talking too much, shying away from her, pleasant small talk, general fucking TALKING. YOU WANT TO FUCK THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP (i've learned this). This is why if you have ever been kissing a girl or being physical/flirting physically with a girl sometimes you or her laugh. That's a tension break, your trying to stop that little uncomfortable awkward feeling that is sexual tension AKA you want to fuck each other. There is tension and I use a triangular gaze to kiss her.

She doesn't want to acknowledge it so after we kiss the first time. She giggles and begins talking about Disney movies to break it but I keep it up and kiss her again leading to the bedroom. YOU HAVE TO LEAD THE INTERACTION that's what dominance is. Women naturally follow strong me. I TELL HER to suck my cock. I didn't ask.

Also since i skip qualification she asks me why i like her in the middle of sucking my dick. You always gotta tell her whats cool or different about her so she doesn't feel like a slut. You also notice she gives token resistance for the same "i'm not a slut" reason. In order to get the lay i connected with her emotionally and we got physical and the rest is history.
The whole thing took 2 hours including 30 -40 minutes of sex.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:42 pm 
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Excellent, excellent, EXCELLENT post. Thanks for the break down!

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that my freind took me a year and a half, learn to read the sign and become receptive! Thats way more important than anything else. Pickup is a read and react sport

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 3:38 am 
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Good story.

I also feel that occasionally fucking a girl far below your standards builds character and helps with game; as long as you dont put much effort into it. This was a very low effort caper.


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good FR. you did well, but cos you fucked one girl it doesn't make you a PUA. point two, what's with the misogynistic derogatory comments about the girl?? Being a PUA isn't about calling women ugly trash. And more to the point, if you thought she was so ugly....why fuck her? have some respect.

Being a PUA is about being more confident, sociable and having the skills that impress women. I've been applying these things for years now, and i STILL wouldn't regard myself as a PUA. come back when you've used it to fuck 10 HB10's....then call yourself a PUA!


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what's with the misogynistic derogatory comments about the girl??
WTF is this now Vogue magazine? Does the community here really want posters to remain PC. His descriptions added value and comedy to the story and were in no way superfluous or unrelated to the post. The only issue I have is with people posting pictures of chicks, thats disrespectful on a personal level. As we dont know this fugly warpig who loves fudge from a hole in the wall, no reasonable person should be offended.

And I didn't see anywhere the OP implied he was a PUA.


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what's with the misogynistic derogatory comments about the girl??
WTF is this now Vogue magazine? Does the community here really want posters to remain PC. His descriptions added value and comedy to the story and were in no way superfluous or unrelated to the post. The only issue I have is with people posting pictures of chicks, thats disrespectful on a personal level. As we dont know this fugly warpig who loves fudge from a hole in the wall, no reasonable person should be offended.

And I didn't see anywhere the OP implied he was a PUA.



LMAO kids kids kids stop arguing but that was funny

i respect your opinion

in regards to calling myself a PUA. A big part of the game is inner game correct. well " You are what you say you are" as the old saying goes. Its a positive affirmation! No this lay (my first) does not qualify me as some type of professional or guru or anything of the sort. I do think that this lay gave me a great understanding of the game, I'm getting better, and since i'm learning the pick up arts/seduction. I consider myself a PUA I may not be as good as alot of people but i'm getting there everyday. So No i'm not amazing but I do my best and i'm a pua and will continue to believe with every ounce of my being that until I become good enough for others to consider me a PUA.

in regards to calling the girl ugly trash. I did objectify her but only for the purpose of magnifying the story shes not really trash shes a human being. But she was still unattractive to me and I layed her only to get my foot in the door. I couldve continued to wait my whole life for some "right girl" who may never come (i'm a late bloomer the whole waiting thing aint worth it) or I could work with what i've got and practice.

once again i respectfully disagree with your opinions
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It must be hard, Great-1, fucking 6-foot tall, skinny blonde ugly pickup God sent 'trash' just to get your foot in the door. Hope you get a lay soon with someone who doesn't resemble something that one would take to the dump. :roll:

Seriously, you must be highly caught up on looks to describe someone you seemingly had a good time with as straight out ugly garbage. Just last night I payed to have sex with a gorgeous prostitute but still I'd rather take a so called 'ugly gift' any day of the week. Looks aren't everything, well, especially not to a degree to objectify your partner in such a way that is most likely an exaggeration.


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great post, even better title! would read again.


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Good read we all have hit an ugly girl before


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true thanks for the support, means alot

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We are all hitting those ugly bastards sometime (mostly its in beginning and drunk, funny isnt it)

You gotta start growing yourself up from somewhere, now as you felt like that you know you have aimed too low. You gotta push yourself to next level all the time if you wanna become better, just like at gym you gotta add more weight once in a while if you wanna keep getting stronger

That mostly means you always feel uncomfortable when picking up "girl next level", next time its easier and easier, before you push yourself again to "next level"

Good luck m8!


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The only thing running through my mind while reading this was "This guy is a fucking legend..." What an inspiration, honest to God...

Great-1, I salute you! :D

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thanks bro i'm not all that...yet but if i keep workin i will be, we all will be

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haha funny as shit.... we've all been there bro. and we never forgot those ugly ones. hahaha so deal with it and live with it.

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