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baracuda
PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:20 am 
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Any xmas or end of the world - thats is not going to happen anyway, status guys ?

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Heywood Jablowme
PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:47 pm 
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Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.

Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents.

I don't particularly care if any of you've been naughty or nice

General:

I do not like being told what to do unless I am naked.

Women say that size doesn't matter but I have yet to meet a woman that owns a 3 inch crooked vibrator.

What's the best comeback when a Man tells you to go make a sandwich? You better comeback with a damn sandwich

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A status that got me a look of likes is:
I just wanted you all to know that I'm leaving Facebook. This ride has been a blast and I've made a ton of friends who I really do consider friends in the truest sense. Your humor and wit is amazing. I'll miss all of you, but I've decided I need to spend more time with my family. So....see you after breakfast.

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ALPHA LiON
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I enjoyed this thread so I decided to start a new one regarding Facebook photos which are no doubt an even greater form of DHV on social networking in general. Link is below, I would appreciate your input guys...

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Good Facebook statuses surely reflects the person's personality.

Nonsense posts are from bored people and not really doing anything in life.

Good posts are from brilliant minds that are really thinking good things to share with others.

Facebook is one of the ways we can express ourselves.

Responsible people use it well.
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Here is a Christmasy one for you, shit tons of likes and comments....ALL girls.

I stole Santa's naughty list! and Ironically, it's almost identical to my friends list. How strange.

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-A hot girl who follows you around and shows up at your door is a friend.

An ugly girl who follows you around and shows up at your door is a stalker.

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KimPa
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Used this yesterday : "If the apocalypse doesn't occur tomorrow, don't worry…..It's not the end of the world."

Hottest HB I know commented saying : " (((( I was preparing for that..."
Can you think of any witty reply for that? :)

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ended up saying : "yeah what a shame.. Had all my swords and guns ready for this."

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"I'm sorry. You are right. Those pants don't make you look fat."
The only three things a woman needs to hear!

Lot's of likes and comments from girls

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"I can't stand people who put song lyrics as their status because they remind me of somebody that I used to know."

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Common sense is so rare it should be classified as a super power.

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baracuda
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Anybody got any decent ones for the upcoming month of febuary/fanuary ?

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February 14th might be one to think of:
Perhaps something like:
Got a letter from anonymous today, who's anonymous?

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Weak men are afraid of strong women.

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