Hey,

So tomorrow I'm getting 18, and I like to take advantage of situational things like this.

And I figured that since most of you will not send me a birthday present, (aside from that creepy dude) I think getting me some awesome routines to use will be an acceptable gift.

I'll of course be throwing in some natural game as well, but I want something good for some individuals. (Kino routines preferred.)

Ideas?

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First of happy birthday! I think you could easily counter the "buy me a drink" shit test with something like:"What? It's my birthday not yours so you should buy me one" with a smile.
I'm going to be 18 in the near future too!

happy birthday dude ur now legal for all girls.
One of my favorite routines is the birthday routine u can use it even when its not ur birthday.
when ur talking to a girl mention that its ur birthday and then if ur in a club ask them to celebrate with u or buy u a drink. u can also say in a cocky funny joking way did u get me a present? and they might either play along and say yeah i got you a car or a puppy or something. or they will say no and u can say aww this is the worst birthday ever in a joking way.
but u can also use the birthday routine when u have a girls number not when u just met. u call a girl and say
you:hey baby whats up did i tell u its my birthday today
girl:really no way happy birthday
you:how bout u take me out to celebrate lol
girl: lol ok sure
and then go on the date

lets play rock paper scissors, if i win Ill give you the biggest wettest hardest kiss ever on my cheek
if you win you can punch me in the balls.

theyll play the game just for fun and continue there

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A bit of text game that worked for me on my birthday with a girl who i hadn't seen in 4-6 months (previously k-closed):

HER: happy birthday loser, have a good one xx
ME: cheers babe, when do i get my present??
HER: depends what you want?
ME: last I heard they were meant to be a surprise...?
HER: you also have to earn them
ME: geez, pretty demanding there (nickname)
HER: the present is definitely worth it...
ME: I'll be the judge of that
HER: reckon you'd be a good judge though?
ME: Joking? The best judge.
HER: maybe if you ever followed through
ME: maybe if you ever made me want to
HER: you know you do
ME: hah, good coming from you (nickname)
HER: I have no idea what you mean? haha
ME: it means you want me
HER: you wish i wanted you (name)
Me: haha you're dreaming

Two days later:

HER: i'm home alone....present time?

- F-Close - and she bought me dinner first
Based the convo on showing that I was the prize, not her. Also escalating through implying sex

Obviously had some history with her, so really more for HBs you have tried previously and probably needs the HB to already have some interest in you. Really requires HB to make contact, so not that useful for any new HBs but still worked a treat for me.