| I'm in Toronto and every year they have a huge all-ages clubbing event called Unity on boxing day. I was never one for the clubs, but I decided to go with some friends of mine since it'd be perfect for sarging. Unfortunately, I had some intense approach anxiety and needed some courage. I looked to the Irish for guidance and managed to down a mickey of whisky before I went, and I was ultimately loose and on top of my game. I'll skip to the best sarge I pulled off.
Aside from gaming in the line and approaching virtually anything with a vagina, I number closed a couple of girls. This was the best encounter. My buddy also had some extreme AA and unfortunately didn't drink with me, so he was all on his own. I sniped a 3-set, all HB7s in the distance sitting in this lounge area and pushed him telling him to open using the "my buddy wants to break up with his girlfriend" opener. I told him I'd take a grenade and be the guy with the girlfriend.
He approaches and I see them lean in and listen...I can tell he didn't get rejected and they were responding well to him, but his confidence was 50/50 and it showed. I knew I had to rush in there and save the day soon. I walked up to them non-chalently, instantly took a seat next to one girl and said "I have to call my girlfriend in a minute, what should I say !?" as if I had known them all along. The girl beside me was really receptive. We talked for a minute, I introduced myself and ran the cube. I also ran Mystery's knee-compliance test which worked and dhv'ed myself. After about 5 minutes, I decided it was time to call it quits and bail before someone blew it. I looked at her and said "I'll tell you what, I'm going to give you my phone and let you type some numbers. Some day I might call those numbers and see where they'll take me. Here" and I gave her my phone. It was ballsy, but it worked every time that night. A few minutes later my friend left without a number, but that was his own fault.
This is where it gets really funny. A short while later, I was gaming some other girls by the bar and managed to let a mother hen get the best of me. I took it in stride and as I turned around, the girl my friend was gaming was right behind me in my face wearing a playful smile. She leaned in and said "so do you use your magician stuff on alot of girls?" and I realized that my friend also used the cube on her. It could've got ugly but I quickly played it off and said "I'm a fun guy to be around. I like talking to whoever I can...this is actually my first time clubbing, what about you?" She got distracted talking about that and I ran some kino on her. She dropped a huge hint saying "you would be fun to hangout with" and I replied "give me you're number and maybe you can find out". I number closed her right in front of my friend, who was pretty mad after.
There was more success after, but this was the most memorable. The fact that I got their numbers after telling them I had a girlfriend was especially funny. Good times had by all! Cheers.
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