I would agree with that criticism, it seems your playing it safe. What you have is nice , funny filler material with the right frame but you are going to have to sell yourself a little bit, that means turning off some chicks but attracting others by being bold. Its liek a resume like that, the best resume for one job disqualifies you fo others, jack of all trade resumes dont work, neither do those types of profiles. Your profile says "nice, probably cool fun guy"; that isn't enough. There is no main section where anyone would get a sense of your status or your potential.

Perhaps talk about what your passionate about (exaggerate your passion), talk about how your job inspires you and others, talk about your future and how you always get what your after, take the reader on a positive trip. Also act more picky in who your looking for and set boundaries, be somewhat more Alpha, make your profile something girls aspire to qualify for.

All these things can be seen on other guys profiles, id keep looking for those types of examples, girls love that shit