This report is kind of long, So I highlighted where she said "Thats the best line ever" if you just wanted to read what I wrote her lol.
Here is how it went down..
I went out to the club. I saw a HB 8 that looked familiar, I wasn't sure where I known her from. She was standing with 1 other girl. So I approached.
ME: Hmmmmm... I know you..
HB8: I know you as well.... But from where??
(After a few minutes of trying to figure out where we known each other I could tell it was going no where. So I decided to leave the set)
ME: Well have a good time tonight! I'm sure I will see you around..
HB8: BYE!
(After about 45 minutes passed I thought of another opener for her and decided to re-approach)
ME: I found out how I know you!
HER: How?
ME: We met a few weeks ago at this bar. You walked by me and said 'Hey I know you' and we couldn't figure out how.
HER: Haha I guess we will never know.
ME: I got an idea.
HER: What?
ME: Lets make up an epic story on how me met!
HER: Haha ok!!
(I put out my arm and tell her 'Come Here')
(She walks towards me and I put arm around her hips)
ME: Picture this (I wave my free hand in front of us as in we are looking at an amazing sight) Since we both are caring, and protective people we met while volunteering at an orphanage. Unfortunately there was a bomb placed in the building and we risked our lives to save every orphan!
HER: HAHAHA OMG Im an Explosive major (or something to do with bombs.. idk)
ME: I know, remember? After I saved you from the bomber I made the program to lead us to the bomb so you could defuse it. But you ended up making the timer go from 1:00 till exploding to 15 seconds.
HER: haaha I remember, The building blown up as we jumped out!
ME: Yep, luckily I saved the box of kitties before we left.
HER: hahaha OMG YES!!
(I toss her away)
ME: (Towards her friend) Sorry I didn't mean to be rude. Im XXXXX
FRIEND: Im XXXXX
(at this point I start to get to know her friend. I ignore my target and only reply when I have to)
During the set I had to go because some friends were calling for me.
ME: it was nice meeting you!(to friend) And Ill catch you around. (to target)
After about 20 minutes I decided to close. So I ran into my target again. (She was still with her friend)
ME: (to her friend) Can I borrow my friend for a second, She will be right over here. Its important!
FRIEND: ummmm ok?
ME: (To target) Come here (Starts walking away)
HER: Ummm whats going on?
ME: Im worried about your safety.
HER: haha what?
ME: Look, all these women keep hitting on me and Im afraid if they see me talking to you they might get angry and try to hurt you. (Grab my phone) Put your contact info in here before they see.
HER: AHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS THE BEST LINE EVER! OF COURSE YOU CAN HAVE MY NUMBER!!
ME: Who said it was a line? Im just lucky that Katie Perry is still in LA shooting a new music video. She is the worst girl of them all! she is super jealous.
HER: AHHAAH I am XXXXXX by the way (I finally got her name lol)
ME: Grab your cellphone for me
HER: ummm ok? (pulls out her cellphone. I text 'hi')
ME: Thats my number. Since we are Best friends forever now I want you to send me the most EPIC first text message ever! Be creative, but dont be sexual.
HER: OK! hahah
ME: You have five minutes! (Give her hug and walk away)
Ill do a report on what she texted me later. Right now Im tired!
Hope you enjoyed!
-AFCME
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