Made a bunch of profiles wondering what you guys think?
1.Well my life story starts like this. I was born in the Jungle and was raised by…wolfs. I then went to high school where I knocked up a girl. We had 3 kids and I got custody, Currently I have them stuffed away in my attic where I feed them cookies which are poisoned. So give it about another month and I won’t have any more kids. My last girl friend had a Dragon tattoo, She was a armature Tattoo artist. She forced a Tattoo on my chest. If this profile gets deleted it is probably because she killed me.
My friend is a red solo cup.
(Girl with dragon tattoo. Juno. Jungle book. Flowers in the attic = references)
2.
I'm looking for a girl who is honest, has the ability to shoot lazers out of her eyes and disintegrate people. Or the ability to make people fall on command..Ya... But if you can fly don't message me cuz people who fly are just evil. Same with people Under 5'9.
first date:
2:00Am in some downtown park. I don't know what we will have probibly some ally cat, but that not set in stone. Well what ever we eat it will involve cutlery. And Chloroform filled napkins so the night in the is a guaranteed knock out. After the picnic we'll probibly take a romantic walk to the down town police station where we will highjack a cop car. Then proceed to pull random people over just cuz we can. Then probibly crash the cop car in some high school. Then play tag using tazers.. cuz that's just the cool thing to do. Wake up in prision and get married after our sentences get carried out.
3 one:
Well, I relish the fact you mustard the courage to read this. I'll try and
ketchup you with my life so far, of being a hot dawg with the buns to match
I guess ill set the mood with a music video of my childhood:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe4EK4HSPkI
First off, most of the time I'm an introvert, but I have within me an extroverted beast! Don’t care to kill things
I like being independent. I don’t care much for materialistic things; I am usually thinking about the long run.
I have many hobbies, I start a new one every month or so. I kind of have ADD like that. Used to be addicted to soap
but don't worry I'm clean now. I take things as they come, nothing really stresses me out. Being fit is important to me
I take the wrong bus because I’m practising my 10k.. Not because I took the wrong bus. People..people.. Get it straight!
You're definitely shy when we meet, but that does not define you in any way. People would call you a free spirit.,
Won an award for being a world class cuddler. Sushi is your favourite food group, on the dance floor
you dance like you invented it. Always one to put a positive spin on every situation. You are independent
and want to or already traveling the world. You’re life is to busy for drama. Do you just kick ass at video games
No! you kick the ass of people who kick ass on video games.
Unique random facts:
I can wiggle my ears
I had a swollen saliva duck (most painful experience ever)
I hate cancer
Before you send me a message,
Since POF sucks at matchmaking I made this test to see if we’ll click. Pick one:
Movies or music
Power of invisibility or flight
Fun life or slow death
zombie apocalypse or Vampire hunters
Terms and conditions:
- must not be a couple
- must not be a gay guy (I have nothing against gays)
- must be
honest
I don't have my original profile which got the most hits. It kinda was a generic profile like im a laid back guy etc.. but it did have a cocky funny description for first date. It got me probibly the most hits but that is probibly cuz i made it when i first joined the site.
any critiques or ideas would be good?
and if you can give indepth critiques like what you like don't like, i know some are too long but state where it gets to long etc..
CHAT