First of all, Happy Holidays everyone. Hope your December is treating you well.
I'm just curious as to whether or not you guys have any Christmas-specific techniques you use at this time of year?
I've got a couple:
1. The Mistletoe Trick
This entails physically attaching a piece of mistletoe somewhere on your body. The ladies will appreciate your sense of humor (usually mistletoe is attached to the ceiling) and their curiosity will be piqued. Now, if you are lucky, they will kiss you immediately. Otherwise, use it to strike up a conversation. Joke about the mistletoe. If the girl you are talking to has tattoos or piercings, you can pretend the mistletoe is weed (she may pressure you to smoke it. DO NOT DO THIS). If you do not have mistletoe handy, literally any plant works. Nobody knows what mistletoe looks like.

2. Gift Game
Bring a wrapped gift to a bar or club. Give the gift to a lady. Now, the tough part here is getting the gift into the club. Bouncers do not like you bringing wrapped packages into the club, EVEN IF you put a nice bow on top. They will ask to open the gift. Unless the bouncer is a hot lady, don't let them. They will not let you into the club unless you leave the gift with them, or let them open it. If you are refused entry, simply wait outside for a woman to go for a smoke. When a lady is smoking a cigarette, she is more receptive to your advances (science). Give the smoking lady the gift. She may drop the gift into a mud puddle. Do not worry. Pick up the gift, wipe it off, and insist she open it. You may have to open the gift for her. Open the gift for her. It is a sweater - inexpensive yet classy. If she drops it in the same mud puddle as before, just leave. It's not your night.

Well, those are my techniques. Quick note about the second one, I've only tried it once, so I don't know if it even qualifies as a technique. Probably needs some work. Anyways, would love to hear all about your Holiday techniques.

May the game be with you,
Darth_Goatee

One field tested technique I've tried in holiday seasons of yore is wearing a big ole Santa beard to the club. Really cool piece of peacocking that's got me a lot of attraction right off the bat. No joke girls will just come up and be like "what's with the beard?" I like to reply with some sort of cocky/funny line like "If you keep asking questions you'll end up on my naughty list" or "I grew it to tickle your thighs when I lick your p*ssy tonight "

edit: definitely make sure you try and calibrate that last line as it has got me in trouble before

My favorite techy (technique) is to squat down on the floor of the bar(or Chuck E Cheese, for the teens reading ), legs spread wide, then say, extremely seductively, "who wants to sit on santa's lap". The endgame here is that she will sit on your lap. This works better in a chair

I work as a mall Santa, and it is a GREAT way to meet girls. They literally wait in line to sit on your lap. Instant kino.

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I use a simple opinion opener. Pretend like you talk with your friend about what to give your parents for xmas. opener could be:

"Hey, we need some female thoughts about xmas. every year the same question, what do you give your parents for xmas?" anyone can pull this of.

if you got balls go with
"hey, my friend whats to buy her mother underwear for xmas, do you think thats correct? "

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The upside down christmas tree opener, which can also be used as a middle game filler. Goes like this?

"Have you ever heard of an upside down christmas tree?"

Most girls will say yes, and act like they are shutting you down like you thought this was some unique thing only you know about. Don't let that phase you. Ask them what they think about it. They'll likely say it's stupid or lame, or they'll say it's cool. Whichever one they say you take the opposite opinion. Tell them you just saw one at your friend's apartment and you think it's cool/lame, depending on their opinion of it.

If they haven't heard of it then describe it in detail and get all excited about it. Most poeople will think it's a neat/funny concept the first time they hear about it. It will make you seem interesting.

If all else fails, there's always the dick-in-a-box.

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I'm pretty interested in all of these ideas because it seems like it could open on a chick who's more reserved and religious (forbidden fruit ) I usually stick to the classics regardless of season or holiday (proud logician and athiest) although my situation is a little different because I only get to hone my craft at work (full time job plus Counter Strike server admin is like two jobs with 16 kids ). Usually it goes like this, "welcome to best buy ma'am our adult dvd section is right this way." Then and there i take their hand and start dragging them away. Sometimes thry recoil but its usually a big laugh once i explain that we dont really carry adult dvds.
I guess I could try to tie in something about Santa Claus porn?

I also like reminding people that the true purpose of Christmas is not about giving each other gifts, it's to celibrate Santa's birthday.

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I love the line of:

"Keep that up and your getting coal for christmas missy." Or something along that line.

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Hey mall santa, you sure you have the correct skin tone for your job? Because I usually see Santa being all rosy cheeked/nosed. But then again, I'm sure you don't agree with having elves with "incorrect" skin tone. Could you please elaborate on what you mean by this "incorrect skin tone" that you mentioned in another post?

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Buy some coal from ebay and carry around small nugets of coal, hand them to her and tell her shes been a bad girl. It works wonders. Get a santa hat, tell her "you are going to slide down her chemny on christmas and give her more coal for being bad. Tell her "you have a big sack with coal in it." sexualize the convo.

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