Alright so I'm going to this comedy event that's hosted by abercrombie and finch for their employees. Alot of young hotties will
be there, I figure it might as well be a club since the ages will range from 1 7 to 30. There will prob be ALOT of amoging, a ridiculous amount. Mall store guy models combined with too much hot jailbait like ass in one place. I've got a wing but he's not a pua. He's got a gf so I shouldn't have to worry about him, even if I've gotta cut him loose.

Do you guys have any general tips for this kind of situation?

Jelly. I'm so jelly.

I would just feed off of what the comedians said and put your own twists on it. The girls will already be in good spirits, so laugh with them.

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Comedy shows are a good place to pick up women, as it's scientifically proven that they are hornier when theyre laughing, which is basically what comedy is

A good way I've found to get attention at comedy shows is to yell out input on what the comedian is saying. Just basic stuff like "I know what you're saying there" and "True Dat!" It lends to a cool interactive style of riffing like in Mystery Science Theater 3000 and girls always come up and talk to me after about how much more enjoyable the experience was. Definitely been able to get some number closes, if you know what I mean.

Good point. Another good technique is to heckle the comedian. Normally, the guy onstage is the "alpha male" of the room and all attention is on him, but when you heckle him all eyes are on you. It's scientifically proven that pussies get soaked for whoever commands the most attention in any given room

I wouldn't heckle, but I might be inclined to go online and find some good new jokes to use. Then just keep the comedy thing going while you work your sets.

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Alright I should be able to handle that. My wing should also be able to handle getting girls to laugh as well

On the subject of my wing, are there anytips or general strategies you guys suggest? I don't like to sound paranoid but the way it is now there's an above average chance that ill need to sarge alone. He's gotten temperamental when I've given him tips on how to get a gf (a hot one that he now has). I know that this is going to hurt my game if he doesn't commit but I'm actually pretty new at my job so I figure this is a bit of social value if anything.

Were going to go to the mall the day before so we can practice, so got any tips for him and me?

Seconding this. One time I went to see Aziz Ansari. He was kind of funny, but came off as really beta (small stature, inferior vocal pitch, text removed by moderator for violation of forum rules). I basically saved his entire bit by yelling "Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!" whenever he made a statement I agreed with. N-closed three solid HB6es that night. Guys, you have to be brave. Don't go with what the sheeple in society expect you to do. If they want you to be quiet and not "cause a disturbance" then do the opposite. That's what being an Alpha is about.

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