Well I went to a party last night. With my sister her girlfriend and a couple of my lezbian homegirls (one HB9 that I dated before she tured she use to give me BJ's all night lol but anyways) When we got there I was surprised to see everybody playing ROCKBAND the game (this game was the SHIT) so of course I became the life of the party (like I always do) and became the singer. Well any way, while I was singing and everyone was laughing I noticed a hot babe 10 latina/mix walk in I was like god damn(in my head
. But I swiched out of the game and opened her, but soon I realized all the girls at the party were ( Im from a big lezbian slash bi town) trying to game too. Of course they had no real chance lol,(I mean i'm TrojanMan) but yeah they weren't going to stop at nothing ( I thought I was on " A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila " lol). But anyway I ended up getting into it with one of the chicks (not my homegirl but my homies sister [she was hot TOO omg but a LEZBIAN]) because she was trying to make ME feel INFERIOR FOR BEING A MAN, She Kept making SNIDE comments about me being LIKE MYSTERY (As she eliquently put it) and basically beign a bitch all night.
SO I was Like "WHO?" but instead of realizing that I wasn't going to admit some shit like that, she kept on putting it like i'm trying to trick the girl into liking me (basically being a sore loser
)
So instead of letting her keep on I cut her out of the convo remeber I am the LIfe of the party, so she has to behave to get in with the crowd. But what was crazy is this bitch didn't fucking care at all...she just kept kinoing the chick. AND thats' whats not fair, is that girls can kino each other withought setting off any alarms lol. SO I was like what did you want to be when you were seven? and moved into the mehow pk routine, So I could get kino too. And from there it was just a chess match between me and all (like 4) the girls trying to pick this chick up. But yeah I ended up getting a Lucky Isolation after I left for a minute and then came back and passed her in the hallway. SO I moved into some kino and then DHV'd her and got the number, and then K-closed her (with the mehow forehead to forehead trick) she left soon after taht but she hung on my jock for the rest of the time she was there and the girls stop kinoing her cuz they knew that I blew them out. IM the fucking MAn ? lol haha
We going out this friday before I go back to my college (saturday) hopefully I can get a LR out of this guys Wish me luck. ITS NOTHIN LoL
CHAT
