Woody Allen K-Closing like a BAWS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nePSHhfgN-I

Transcribed below: Woody Allen, despite being incredibly neurotic and strange seems to bag himself plenty of saucy women -
he just seems to say whatever he is thinking. And on a date, both of you are thinking about that kiss.
Just get it over and done with!
What i'm saying here isn't in anyway revolutionary, I just love Woody Allen's technique.

However, don't just think you can do it as soon as you see her. You obviously need to have built up a fair amount of rapport and comfort beforehand, remember she still needs to want to kiss you back.

I worked it into a little routine referencing the film to make it easier as I'm not Woody enough to be able to do it straight as he does. But variations on a theme:
(If she has seen the film then she'll know what to expect when you start telling her about that scene and probably start smiling or something. idk)

I tried the version above today, got my kiss . Though 1 for 1 doesn't exactly count as proof of a science.
Anyways, let me know what you think or if you have similar alternatives.
(Don't mention digesting food though...)

p.s. As this k-close isn't actually necessarily closing, it's during your encounter (although it could be at the end), you can hopefully end the night with an f-close. (I know some people don't value K-closes, i suppose this is just a "K-get-it-out-the-way!")

This is great. Woody Allen is great. Thanks for that!

Pffft. No offense, but that won't work bro. It's a movie, not real life. It'll more likely go like this:

ALVY: Gimme a kiss.
ANNIE: No.
ALVY: Yeah, why not, because we're just gonna go home later, right?
ANNIE: No. I'm going to the gym after this and I have laundry to do later.

Then the routine comes apart at the seams after that.

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None taken.
And i certainly don't mean you do it word for word as it would definitely go the way that you mention.
That's a pretty creepy presumptuous claim!

But a variation on it or something.

A little off the point of your post, but need to make a clarification.

A K-close or Kiss Close does not mean it is supposed to happen at the end or close of an interaction. K-close just means you have reached or closed a milestone on your path to success!

I think in the right situation and with the right girl, this routine would be fairly successful! The problem will come up if she rejects you "verbally" it will re-enforce the "no" in her brain which will allow her to more easily reject you in the future because she has already done so. I find that moving close towards a girl without saying anything works best, if she pulls back it is all good because she did not re-enforce the rejection with a verbal response. This will not count as a rejection in her head because their is no re-enforcement and thus you should meet less resistance in the future.

Peace...

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Ahh I wasn't aware, thanks.
And very good point about the potential verbal "no".