What's up (name), I'm Harold. So, I'm reading your profile and you seem like a really cool and down to earth kind of girl. That being said I'm going to ask you the most important question in the history of mankind... Do you floss before or after you brush? I've always wondered that and I can't figure it out. Anyway I know how boring it can get here down in the (place we live in) so if your looking for someone to chat with hit me back, if not good luck with your search

Anyone? Critique it, or is it OK?

no, just no.

to long, to general, to passive, to fake (please never use the floss opener again).

You need to be aware of your environment and situation. That floss opener is alright during day game, but think about it. You're on a dating site, when you message a girl, she knows instantly you want to get into her pants. Why would you waste time beating around the bush? It makes no sense.

Pay attention to her profile or pictures. Notice the small things that most people usually miss. Or better yet make an insightful comment about her personality. Open it that way, she will knows you're genuinely interested in getting to know her, not fake and not beating around the bush or playing games.

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Haha, I thought i was funny. so screw me....


Why can't we all just post all the funniest shit we can think of to say to a girl, I think that would be the best PUA forum ever!!!

And by the way I think that these other guys are full of S-H-I-T.

Any time I neg a girl, I get a profile view pretty much. Whereas, I say bladiblah, really nice to meet you. I get no response, nothing, she just reads it and looks at the next message.

As for responses, it's hit and miss, but I figure if I get a view from a girl I messaged it means the message was good and my profile was bad.

I think it's funny but I'd only use it on a girl that looks like she just wants a guy to joke with her.

Too.

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hell no to this opener -.- the brush is so fucking old. if possible, always inclue something you note of her pics, so she can she that its not a cheap copy paste message! girls hate that!

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