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Leslie Anne Levine
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:11 pm 
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Ok guys and girls. I opened up a set tonight and I want some feedback.

Target: Girl at the front desk at the gym. Blonde. Not super skinny for LA standards, meh. Let's just say she was average (HB5???). Kind of bitchy. Tough to approach for only being average.

Story: As I'm walking out of the gym, she's sitting there at her desk reading a book. I approached her from the side on an angle (learned from mystery) and asked "what are you reading?" She looks up and goes "It's a book for my personal training certificate course". I reply "Oh, so does that mean you can tell me everything I'm doing wrong in here everyday?" (supposed to be a neg, maybe I was negging myself, but I did smile as I was saying it. She says "I'm only on chapter 14.". I reply "Don't worry, by the time you get to 16, you'll have it all figured out". She laughs!!!!!! I take that as a cue that I hit my high point, so I rolled off, said "cya" and walked out.
lol ur taking dating advice from george constanza? not gonna work haha
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what does "out sarging" mean?
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ooooooooooh, mine says "user online". i guess it's a fancy way to say "user offline".
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hey anny, who is that cute girl you have a picture with you up on facebook just now? any potential there?
Hey that's my new g/f. Yes, I sort of have a girl now. Streak still intact, we're taking it slow. Ughhh. Someday I'll get there... Sarging is the PUA term for out trying to get girls
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Hey that's my new g/f. Yes, I sort of have a girl now. Streak still intact, we're taking it slow. Ughhh. Someday I'll get there... Sarging is the PUA term for out trying to get girls
annuitize,
Great progress, man. How far have you gotten with her? What does she weigh? You can do this. VR
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annuitize,
This thread has over 150 posts. Soon you should start a new thread in "Closing and Day 2s" or "Field Reports" or "Lay Reports". You could use "Relationships" if your goal is more than just getting laid. VR
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hey anny, who is that cute girl you have a picture with you up on facebook just now? any potential there?
Hey that's my new g/f. Yes, I sort of have a girl now. Streak still intact, we're taking it slow. Ughhh. Someday I'll get there... Sarging is the PUA term for out trying to get girls
ttiwwp. pictures only ao fan can see dont count. sounds good but ur last gf was more a cook than a gf. i hope this one works out better.
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Believe it or not, well! We already had 2 dates so far. Expensive though... dinner the first night was $80 and $70 the second. She's a smart, successful women who is independent and very, very beautiful. Not really sure what she sees in me, but I'll take it. lol. If you want, p/m me your number and i can text you a picture of us from last night.

oh and i spend $95 at the car wash yesterday getting my Bimmer completely detailed on the inside just so that it looked perfect for our date.

i can't be spending all this money every weekend on this kind of stuff. who do ya think i am? gosuruss. lol.
annuitize, Good work. $80 and $70 on dates is a little high, but not too bad. You like her so far and want to score.

$95 detailing the car though. That's just crazy. It's not a jaguar or even a porsche it's a car. Even a jaguar or porsche isn't going to get you into bed with her. You are what counts, not a car. VR
lol what a waste of money. you could have sex with a skinny hooker for 1/2 the price haha
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Does anybody want to take the bolded? :lol: ao fan, shark, RR, Gobby?
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Hi, annuitize, bold what is important. Don't worry about the kind of car.
You are what counts, not a car. Does anybody want to take the bolded? ao fan, shark, RR, Gobby, if annuitize listens to you. VR
lol anny has to rely on his car. He has the personality of an apple core that was thrown away, missed the garbage can and not discovered for an entire year haha
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Leslie Anne Levine
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hey anny, who is that cute girl you have a picture with you up on facebook just now? any potential there?
Hey that's my new g/f. Yes, I sort of have a girl now. Streak still intact, we're taking it slow. Ughhh. Someday I'll get there... Sarging is the PUA term for out trying to get girls
lol "on the pull" is the correct term. sarging sounds like something you do in the bathroom haha
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Leslie Anne Levine
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lol im sick of this crap. you say you want to be out there banging hot girls, you post on PUA for advice, yet you don't get laid but instead have average looking gfs haha

teehee cut the BS. we're sick of it rofl
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Anny, is your "soon-to-be" gf Asian?
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Anny, is your "soon-to-be" gf Asian?
she looks asian to me. how did you guess? are you facebook friends with anny?
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Man, we've told you dozens of times 5'10" is the actual average.

Oh well, good luck with your new environment, anny.
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what happened to the pof girl?
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