On my plenty of fish I decided to start fresh with a new account.
My new account about 2 in 3 girls I message reply to me. They say they love my profile and that I'm pretty hilarious. I even mentioned I'm in an open relationship on my profile too.

Here's a link to it. Check it out.
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=46100116

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Ok well it got me to laugh so I've no doubt it gets responses.

My only concern is whether or not PoF might decide to ban it, but I think I'll definitely give it a shot by trying something similar. Nice job man, cheers.

realistically I send messages like this "Your skin is sexy... which reminds me I need a new leather jacket. Care to go on a walk deep into the woods with me? 2am good for you?"

Which get's the girl to laugh. She'll say it's hilarious and we just talk normally and three asked for my actual profile or picture.

So, it is a pretty round about way to pick up chicks. But I don't really recommend it.

I love to send messages that say things like "Do you put the lotion on the skin on the first date? Cause I'm not looking for anything serious right now."

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Funny stuff.

Good way to stand out, too. But, in a funny, creative way.

It's just meant to troll really

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Yeah but I can see it working.

All the best openers are ridiculous and/or funny nonsense that has nothing to do with getting to know the person. They just get your foot in the door, then you can game from that point onward. You essentially turned the entire profile into one big opener.

In person all it takes is to walk up, online there's this extra step at the beginning to just START the interaction so I like anything that increases your response %.

I like the "shock" factor this has!

I modified it ever so slightly which made it a little less creepy! I am sending this to HB8+ only as I think it will be most impactful in this range.

"Do you put the lotion on the skin on the first date? Cause I'm not looking for anything "that" serious right now!"

Here are my responses so far:

HB 8.5: OMG....LMFAO...WTH is wrong with you?
HB 9: Lolllll...what..lol
HB 8: Bwahahahaha...Funniest thing ever!
HB 8: I hope this line works for you
HB 9: Sorry, I don't speak stupid!
HB 9: (Same girl) That was my drunk friend

Pretty decent response rate on this opener, I will try this on HB 6-8 this evening to check results.

It really is good to throw some funny one liners out at these girls and knock them off their pedistals a bit. Online dating sites give many/most of them big egos.

Peace...

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You need to stop bending over and letting her ass fuck your brain! - Heywood

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Can anyone copy here what the contents of the profile were?!

Yeah the link isn't working

Still doesn't work.

POF and sites like this are like a nasty club with 80% men and some arrogant chicks: too much men, too litte good women. honestly, dont wanna make it all bad, but which hot nice women needs a online dating profile.

so best online flirting is: facebook. why? because
a. everyone has it, even normal girls
b. they dont exept to get hit on

its like daygame got me quite a few dates.. what else for is the poke function?!

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