IN my city the Nokia plant is closed after having laid off 1700 employees, thus I have been unemployed for 10 weeks. To get my benefits I must go the JC regularly and wait in line for hours. THere I see a lot of women siting and standing around in long lines. I told myself I might just as well try to game them, as single sets, double sets and they are HB 6-7-8s. (Which is great because I am afraid of 9s and 10s) Some of them show up lightly peacocked, made-up, and in designer jeans. Their faces look jaded, stressed or exzasperated; nobody smiles much. You may say I have no money to go out but they don't have any money either so based on this we are fine match. I think I still can demonstrate higher value by my various foreign language skills...

What I need advise on is how to open them: Should I say "Hi, how much social insurance do owe the governoment? Or what bills were you unable to pay this month?
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I'm not sure bro, but this gives me an idea. Find the local unemployment line in my city and go sarging there! I'll bust out my money clip and show them all I'm still gettin' paid and they'll be all up on me! Thanks for the idea, and sorry I couldn't be of more help.

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Those openers are kind of intrusive man. I wouldn't recommend them. Women like cocky funny. Go in with an easy opener and transition into DhV stories and kino.

Ok Thanks, but I was just kidding, of course those lines were rough, but I couldnt yet dream up any witty ones...

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On a serious note, avoid bringing up negative stuff like being broke or how much that place and unemployment sucks. All that will do is bring out the worst in the women and get them bitching and moaning and mean mugging.You're a pua, you should be bringing out the BEST in them!

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Anything that opens up to a story will do fine. Try something where you could get her opinion.
Hey can I get your opinion on this shirt. My cousin got it for me for my birthday, I like it but my buddy told me it looks bad. Lucky for me he has no style. But what do you think?
Her: I like it. It looks....
You:(wistfulness comes into play, carry convo using routines)

i would ask their advice on a cash in the hand job you've been offered. Make up some story about a job that sounds like it could either be legit or underworld. like you have to courier something around, but you're not aloud to know what it is that you are transporting- you could say its crates that are roughly the size of a person.

I'm going to try this out actually

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you can fake it till you make it, but if it feels REAL go with the flow!

Dude this is easy. All these chicks are hanging around, not much to do, and you all have something in common, and you just got paid.

Get a group of these girls to go get coffee or a beer after you get your check and look at the newspaper for a job. Plenty to talk about, get to know them, everybody just got paid and is feeling good.

Make some lemonade with the lemons!

If there's a cool guy at the JC bring him too. If you got 3+ chicks and 2 dudes that's good. And he'll think you're the man for hooking up these chicks to the bar/coffee shop, and for bringing him in on it.

Lol at the thread title!

Dude go up to them and say; "heyy, can you lend me a tenner please; my fish are dying (and then make a sad face)"

or "Heyy, nevermind this shit - I heard NASA were recruiting, lets go check it out!"

you could even open with: "I've not had a wash in days, need to buy soap baaaad; how do I smell??"

point I'm making is it doesnt matter in the slightest what you 'open' with, jus go and say 'hi' and wait for a response!

This is a little more on the predatory side, but you could tell them you are a photographer and are looking to pay models for erotic "publications" and "feature films". Then take them back to your "casting couch". Then when you're done tell them you send them a check in the mail.

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Yeah you are making a point, but you are also suggesting to be cocky. Important note: the hotter ones are not poor!! THey are just here because their rich father or husband told them to, to get their documents strait, get free medical, and get 200 EUR, or try to enroll in a free hair dresser course even when they dont want to work as hairdresser. They make those miserable faces because they have to stand in the same line with AFCs, and hard-up women, but actually they think they are better than anybody else. When unemployed they spend more, because from the JC they go shopping trendy clothes with their boyfriends credit card, go to the hair salon, then they visit their girlfriends and go together to the expensive erobic center. They lost the big car with their job, but they still have the small car....

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Does anyone else see how in a few short posts this thread has already gone ridiculous?????????

The girls look miserable because they ARE miserable, just like everyone else there because their mind is on unemployment, standing in sucky lines and the crappy dole they're about to get to last the the week/month/whatever.

In terms of pickup, it's not a nightclub! Its like a coffee shop or a bus or whatever, their mind is not on meeting guys and they are probably bored to death.

A pickup line or any sort of MM opener is just gonna be weird.

You know what might work? Chatting with someone who's not lame and dull and miserable like everyone else in there. Say Hi, crack a joke and get to know her.

It's not really a "gamey" environment. If you distract her from how lame the situation is already, she'll remember you, just don't come off weird and get her out for a coffee. It really cant be that hard.

On a totally other note. Use it for practice on one or two girls but someone who is NOT unemployed has already suggested visiting this place for meet girls? Come on man. Douchey doesn't even cover it.

Why deliberately go out of your way to pick up unemployed girls?

Yeah, I put this thread in a Hungarian language forum, and their advise was to offer the girls a real job! Unemployment does suck.

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