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Dismal Shark
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But the count for fat chicks is -1, remember? So technically, the count is only 5. We're still doing that, right?
Is there an adjustment factor for "free vs paid"?
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I hope French Canadian chicks count for at least a number between 0 and 1.
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But the count for fat chicks is -1, remember? So technically, the count is only 5. We're still doing that, right?
Hi, RedBarron,
I've heard "Doesn't matter, had sex". That's how annuitize should count. He may need to do more chubbies and averages before he scores with a skinny. VR
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But the count for fat chicks is -1, remember? So technically, the count is only 5. We're still doing that, right?
Is there an adjustment factor for "free vs paid"?
"Doesn't matter, had sex" means there's nothing wrong with paid. Most guys do not count paid for lay count. VR
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I hope French Canadian chicks count for at least a number between 0 and 1.
A French Canadian chick counts 1. 2 if you manage sex with 2 French Canadian chicks. VR
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Annuitize,

Here's an idea, but you would have to act fast. Volunteer to help Obama. In LA, more chicks will be helping Obama. Liberal in politics, liberal in bed. Not always, but more often than not. Passionate, not just for a cause. If you can go out with a bunch of volunteers to watch the election results and Obama wins, you'll get a celebration lay. VR
That's the dumbest idea I ever read. I fucking hate Obama and his pro-wellfare policies. He's not fooling anyone. We all know whose side he's on... I had sex with 13 girls in my lifetime, 9 skinny girls and 4 fat chicks (in that order; SSSSSSSSSFFFF). My last skinny chick was in March of 2008. Obama was elected November of 2008. You do the math. It's Obama's fault I can't get laid anymore by quality bitches.
This is the most brilliant post in a lifetime on this site.
Well, excuse me. How was I supposed to know that he blamed Obama for not getting laid? The important part of my post was the volunteering, not Obama. If he volunteered for Romney, that might work. It would be worth a try. VR
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Ok guys and girls. I opened up a set tonight and I want some feedback.

Target: Girl at the front desk at the gym. Blonde. Not super skinny for LA standards, meh. Let's just say she was average (HB5???). Kind of bitchy. Tough to approach for only being average.

Story: As I'm walking out of the gym, she's sitting there at her desk reading a book. I approached her from the side on an angle (learned from mystery) and asked "what are you reading?" She looks up and goes "It's a book for my personal training certificate course". I reply "Oh, so does that mean you can tell me everything I'm doing wrong in here everyday?" (supposed to be a neg, maybe I was negging myself, but I did smile as I was saying it. She says "I'm only on chapter 14.". I reply "Don't worry, by the time you get to 16, you'll have it all figured out". She laughs!!!!!! I take that as a cue that I hit my high point, so I rolled off, said "cya" and walked out.
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But the count for fat chicks is -1, remember? So technically, the count is only 5. We're still doing that, right?
Hi, RedBarron,
I've heard "Doesn't matter, had sex". That's how annuitize should count. He may need to do more chubbies and averages before he scores with a skinny. VR
VR, are you an AO guy? That's so an AO meme.
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Ok guys and girls. I opened up a set tonight and I want some feedback.

Target: Girl at the front desk at the gym. Blonde. Not super skinny for LA standards, meh. Let's just say she was average (HB5???). Kind of bitchy. Tough to approach for only being average.

Story: As I'm walking out of the gym, she's sitting there at her desk reading a book. I approached her from the side on an angle (learned from mystery) and asked "what are you reading?" She looks up and goes "It's a book for my personal training certificate course". I reply "Oh, so does that mean you can tell me everything I'm doing wrong in here everyday?" (supposed to be a neg, maybe I was negging myself, but I did smile as I was saying it. She says "I'm only on chapter 14.". I reply "Don't worry, by the time you get to 16, you'll have it all figured out". She laughs!!!!!! I take that as a cue that I hit my high point, so I rolled off, said "cya" and walked out.
Awesome -- I think you nailed it here! So are you gonna ask her out next time you see her?
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Ok guys and girls. I opened up a set tonight and I want some feedback.

Target: Girl at the front desk at the gym. Blonde. Not super skinny for LA standards, meh. Let's just say she was average (HB5???). Kind of bitchy. Tough to approach for only being average.

Story: As I'm walking out of the gym, she's sitting there at her desk reading a book. I approached her from the side on an angle (learned from mystery) and asked "what are you reading?" She looks up and goes "It's a book for my personal training certificate course". I reply "Oh, so does that mean you can tell me everything I'm doing wrong in here everyday?" (supposed to be a neg, maybe I was negging myself, but I did smile as I was saying it. She says "I'm only on chapter 14.". I reply "Don't worry, by the time you get to 16, you'll have it all figured out". She laughs!!!!!! I take that as a cue that I hit my high point, so I rolled off, said "cya" and walked out.
That's sounds like the right approach. Most of the time I attempt humor with chicks, I feel they end up laughing AT me instead of with me, and it makes me really angry. My therapist thinks I need to address those anger issues.
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I still can't believe my life has changed this much in the last 15 (or so) months. I went from being a fat piece of shit living in New England with a girl equally as fat to being in the best shape of my life and living in LA. If it wasn't for PdT, I'd probably be even fatter, or worse, married/engaged to F1. I'd also definitely be a huge donkey with no life experience. The only downside to these last 15 months is that my SOA exam progress has completely stopped, but I mean, whatever, I don't care...
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Target: Girl at the front desk at the gym. Blonde. Not super skinny for LA standards, meh. Let's just say she was average (HB5???). Kind of bitchy. Tough to approach for only being average.
SoCal girls, amirite?
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Target: Girl at the front desk at the gym. Blonde. Not super skinny for LA standards, meh. Let's just say she was average (HB5???). Kind of bitchy. Tough to approach for only being average.
SoCal girls, amirite?
Yeah I'm not sure what to make of it. They're definitely hotter than CT girls. I see em with jacked guys that look like theyre on roids. I also see em with tall, really really skinny guys with little girl arms. Not sure. I think I need to get a tattoo to fit in...
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I'm here.

Anny I don't know if you know, but 5 weeks ago I got laid with a girl who FOR SURE weighs less than 120 lbs. Only catch is that she is 41-years old.

I also found an internship in pension consulting!
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But the count for fat chicks is -1, remember? So technically, the count is only 5. We're still doing that, right?
Hi, RedBarron,
I've heard "Doesn't matter, had sex". That's how annuitize should count. He may need to do more chubbies and averages before he scores with a skinny. VR
VR, are you an AO guy? That's so an AO meme.
Hi, RedBarron,
Guy? Yes AO guy? I don't know that abbreviation. I haven't picked up ao fan. Yet. VR
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