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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 1:56 pm 
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Alright, how about you take a look at this article, it covers all of the basics:

http://www.amerika.org/social-reality/g ... ed-on-you/


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Annuitize,

Here's an idea, but you would have to act fast. Volunteer to help Obama. In LA, more chicks will be helping Obama. Liberal in politics, liberal in bed. Not always, but more often than not. Passionate, not just for a cause. If you can go out with a bunch of volunteers to watch the election results and Obama wins, you'll get a celebration lay. VR


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Annuitize,

Here's an idea, but you would have to act fast. Volunteer to help Obama. In LA, more chicks will be helping Obama. Liberal in politics, liberal in bed. Not always, but more often than not. Passionate, not just for a cause. If you can go out with a bunch of volunteers to watch the election results and Obama wins, you'll get a celebration lay. VR
That's the dumbest idea I ever read. I fucking hate Obama and his pro-wellfare policies. He's not fooling anyone. We all know whose side he's on... I had sex with 13 girls in my lifetime, 9 skinny girls and 4 fat chicks (in that order; SSSSSSSSSFFFF). My last skinny chick was in March of 2008. Obama was elected November of 2008. You do the math. It's Obama's fault I can't get laid anymore by quality bitches.


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Another Friday night alone with nothing to do. Went to the gym to do legs, then came back in my apartment and had steak with brown rice, then hit the gym again for a 1 mile run plus some abs. I feel pretty good, but really depressed at the same time... I think the depression is starting to get to my workouts


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That's the dumbest idea I ever read. I fucking hate Obama and his pro-wellfare policies. He's not fooling anyone. We all know whose side he's on... I had sex with 13 girls in my lifetime, 9 skinny girls and 4 fat chicks (in that order; SSSSSSSSSFFFF). My last skinny chick was in March of 2008. Obama was elected November of 2008. You do the math. It's Obama's fault I can't get laid anymore by quality bitches.
Annuitize, Calm down. Blaming your sex life on Obama may not be the dumbest thing I ever read, but it's pretty far up there. As to my idea, focus on the idea, not the specifics. If you want to work for Romney instead, go that route. There won't be as many girls working for Romney in LA, but there will be a few. Those few may be impressed by the rare event (in LA) of a new male for Romney. Romney won't win CA, but any celebration party and celebration lay will be based on national results.

Would the idea work with a third party candidate? You might score with a willing volunteer, but celebration lay isn't going to happen. Most places they won't even have any parties or results-watching as a group, and if they do they won't go wild if they got 1% more votes than expected. VR


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Annuitize, keep an open mind about suggestions. Not all are right for you, but some are, and even the ones that appear wrong may have some merit. Think about your SSSSSSSSS or those plus the FFFF. Were any democrats? You probably don't even know about most of them. Would you reject a skinny Obama supporter now? That's well over half of the skinnies in LA. I was just suggesting you go after that over 50% while you have a good route to scoring with them. If you want to go after Romney skinnies instead, do it.

If you haven't had sex with a skinny since 2008, why try only for skinnies now? Additional rejections won't help that Inner Game someone else spoke of. Take the advice or not, but consider it. VR


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You do the math. It's Obama's fault I can't get laid anymore by quality bitches.
Change! :lol:

In my opinion, pumpington gave the best advice here: become confident in yourself, realize that your self-worth is not dependent on others, be they friends, random girls in clubs, or Obama. Once you feel good about yourself, others will too. And that is what will get you laid, not cheesy pickup lines.

By the way, in my experience, even most smart chicks don't like talking about politics, but who knows? If politics is what gets you going, you should totally go for that.

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my sister joined a volleyball team and made a ton of friends that way. The purpose of these teams is mostly for happy hours after the games. Although, she's really outgoing too, so probably easy for her once put in a social situation.
Volleyball could work. Like basketball, 5'8 is a disadvantage for a guy. As long as you have the right kind of team, one emphasizing the happy hours after the game, go for it. Any coed sport would be good. Lifting is good but doesn't help you meet girls.


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Annuitize,

Here's an idea, but you would have to act fast. Volunteer to help Obama. In LA, more chicks will be helping Obama. Liberal in politics, liberal in bed. Not always, but more often than not. Passionate, not just for a cause. If you can go out with a bunch of volunteers to watch the election results and Obama wins, you'll get a celebration lay. VR
That's the dumbest idea I ever read. I fucking hate Obama and his pro-wellfare policies. He's not fooling anyone. We all know whose side he's on... I had sex with 13 girls in my lifetime, 9 skinny girls and 4 fat chicks (in that order; SSSSSSSSSFFFF). My last skinny chick was in March of 2008. Obama was elected November of 2008. You do the math. It's Obama's fault I can't get laid anymore by quality bitches.
:lol: i bet obama got laid by a lot of quality skinny chicks.


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my sister joined a volleyball team and made a ton of friends that way. The purpose of these teams is mostly for happy hours after the games. Although, she's really outgoing too, so probably easy for her once put in a social situation.
Volleyball could work. Like basketball, 5'8 is a disadvantage for a guy. As long as you have the right kind of team, one emphasizing the happy hours after the game, go for it. Any coed sport would be good. Lifting is good but doesn't help you meet girls.
oh, i was just using that as an example. i think that any sports team that has girls and happy hours would work.


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oh, i was just using that as an example. i think that any sports team that has girls and happy hours would work.
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WFH makes it easy to be antisocial. Why not join a coed sports league just to get out & talk to people?


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And who cares what sport it is -- anything you can genuinely enjoy will work. The girls will know in a heartbeat if you're faking it.


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my sister joined a volleyball team and made a ton of friends that way. The purpose of these teams is mostly for happy hours after the games. Although, she's really outgoing too, so probably easy for her once put in a social situation.
Volleyball could work. Like basketball, 5'8 is a disadvantage for a guy. As long as you have the right kind of team, one emphasizing the happy hours after the game, go for it. Any coed sport would be good. Lifting is good but doesn't help you meet girls.
oh, i was just using that as an example. i think that any sports team that has girls and happy hours would work.
Sports team, huh. Could be good, but I'm not really good at sports.


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Volleyball could work. Like basketball, 5'8 is a disadvantage for a guy. As long as you have the right kind of team, one emphasizing the happy hours after the game, go for it. Any coed sport would be good. Lifting is good but doesn't help you meet girls.
oh, i was just using that as an example. i think that any sports team that has girls and happy hours would work.
Sports team, huh. Could be good, but I'm not really good at sports.
With the sports teams like the ones through zogsports where I am, I think there are different levels you can join. You can join the level for the not serious players who are just really there for the happy hours. I don't think that you have to be any good.


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