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| Tony Stonem | PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:01 am | |
| Offline | | Member of MPUA Forum |  | Joined: Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:58 am Posts: 101 Location: New York, New York | | Gentleman,
I know some of you may not be fans of texting with a girl much (some prefer calls or just minimal texting), but I present to you a hand-me-down that's been responsible for lots of trouble (This is not mine)
This back and forth is great for rekindling an old spark or for starting a fresh one. And it's perfect for starting up a conversation. Here's how it goes:
me: did I send u a drunken text last night (note: I didn't even go out drinking the pevious night)
her : no... blah blah
me: good because I've just seem this txt message in my outbox and i wasnt sure if I had sent it or not.
(or: I have this text to you, but it says "delivery failed" and I wasn't sure if you got it or not)
her: (gets curious) what was it about... blah blah
me: well it was a drunken text so I don't think I should say
her: please (etc.
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me: okay take two guess
her: guess 1 "i love bananas" , guess two "marry me" lol, I don't know. tell me... blah blah
(at this point you don't reply her for some time, at least several hours so she gets really curious and it keeps playin on her mind, she's wondering what the hell was in that text. Which is good, very good because she's thinkin about you.
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me: both completely wrong
her: do i get a clue (If she says something else you can say, "I'll give you a hint."
me: it involves custard but thats all i'm saying (here you can pretty much say anything from funny, to sexual, to whatever! It was a "drunken text" so you have the freedom to take advantage of this and tell her anything. Be sure to make it sexual though.) _________________ Manipulation is such a strong word... I prefer persuasion.
Last edited by Tony Stonem on Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:41 am, edited 1 time in total.
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| NikAFC | PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 4:33 pm | |
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| Tony Stonem | PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 10:27 pm | |
| Offline | | Member of MPUA Forum |  | Joined: Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:58 am Posts: 101 Location: New York, New York | | Thank you, I was looking for that. _________________ Manipulation is such a strong word... I prefer persuasion.
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| NikAFC | PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:33 am | |
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| tongki | PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:32 am | |
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