| Hi all,
It's been about a month since I last posted here, and I'd like to believe that I've grown, both as a human being, and also as a PUA. Your sometimes harsh criticisms rang true with me, and I have taken a much subtler approach to my game. Well, guess what? It's worked wonders.
First of all, I no longer peacock. The giant foam cowboy hat is gathering mothballs in storage, along with my parachute pants and several pairs of Groucho Marx glasses.
Secondly: negging? Out the window. It came as a surprise to me, but if you're nice to women, they are more likely to feel comfortable around you.
Third: Subtlety = Key. I've found that women are much more receptive when they can't detect your PUA techniques. If you treat them with respect (or pretend to, haha) they will generally be more aroused. Listen, I love objectifying women as much as the next guy. For a long time, I had no idea why objectification was such a negative concept. I mean, most of my favorite things are objects (Xbox, ham, monster truck); but if you talk to women like they're human beings, they are FAR more receptive.
Like I said, I've done a lot of soul-searching over the past month. I've developed a little list of do's and don'ts that some of you may find helpful. Constructive criticism welcome!
DO's:
1. McDonald's Monopoly promotion is a great time to sharpen your game. If you get a good game piece, you can thank the cute cashier for being good luck. Women love being told they bring good fortune - it's been like this since the Middle Ages. Likewise, if you get a common game piece (hello, Atlantic Avenue!) you can subtly rib the cashier. Something like, "Hey, can I get a refund! Yeesh!" shows you have a sense of humor, but are also pro-consumer rights.
2. Amazing place to work your game: aquariums/zoos. A lot of cool and funny-looking animals, which means you can make humorous comments about them. For instance, if you are at the baboon exhibit, and a baboon shows its big red ass, and a hot girl notices the big red ass, you can say "Heh, you should see mine." She will be intrigued and amused. Note: do not say this if you actually do have a disfigured ass.
3. A clip-on tie works just as well as a normal tie. However, if things are getting hot and heavy, feel free to excuse yourself to the bathroom to take it off. Alternatively, if you are on a bed, hide under the blankets.
DON'Ts:
1. Like me, you may have noticed that a lot of college girls carry whistles on their keychains. As tempting as it is to grab the whistle from her and blow it (as a joke), do NOT do this. For whatever reason, it really ticks them off. Not sure if it's like a sorority thing and only members of the sorority are allowed to blow the whistle, but on more than one occasion campus security has chased me down. Again, just because I blew the whistle! Obviously, this flies against the entire idea of subtlety, so that's why I've placed it in the DON'Ts column.
2. Don't say that you have a kid. I don't have one, but I thought that if I told this one girl that I did I would appear caring and virile. She asked me what his name was and I blurted out the first thing that came to my mind: Master Chief. Big mistake. She basically shut down right away.
3. Don't play the sympathy card. Under no circumstances should you bring up Irritable Bowel Syndrome. It will come up naturally.
Well, I hope those tips helped. Again, I just want to thank the community for your constructive criticisms. I really think I am developing important PUA skills. Some of your ideas, by the way, are fantastic! Faking an accent for the night? Genius! Haha it definitely helps that women believe just about anything.
Thanks again, and may the game be with you.
- Darth_Goatee
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CHAT
