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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:45 pm 
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I took this from somewhere, don't remember where. Keep it coming:

"When I was young, I didn’t know how to get laid... now I know, but when I was young... I don’t know how I did it. I was 20, and I met this cute girl in a club and we went back home together... and then we were kissing and fooling around, and I she was really into it, pulling my hair and stuff... but then I put my hand on her ass and she moves it away... ok... then we continue kissing, and I try again, I put my hand on her ass and she moves it... so OK, I leave her alone and we just go to sleep. So after a few weeks I see her again. And she comes to me and we talk... and then she says “you know... why didn’t we have sex that night?” and I say “I don’t know... you didn’t want to... you kept stopping me” and she says “oh yes I really wanted... I just wanted you to really be aggressive, I get turned on when a guy gets frustrated and just grabs me and fucks me...” so I said “you could have just told me” and she says “no... it must be real....” and I’m thinking “wat are you out of your mind?? I’m going to rape you and hope that you are into that shit? “ "

The way I figure it, when a girl says no it means nothing. She was given a pussy to have it fucked. She was given a mouth to suck dick, not to say no. She was given finger nails to claw the fuck out of the face of any guy who tries to rape her, so if she doesn't start clawing, she's down to fuck...even if she says no. It's really that simple.

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I took this from somewhere, don't remember where. Keep it coming:

"When I was young, I didn’t know how to get laid... now I know, but when I was young... I don’t know how I did it. I was 20, and I met this cute girl in a club and we went back home together... and then we were kissing and fooling around, and I she was really into it, pulling my hair and stuff... but then I put my hand on her ass and she moves it away... ok... then we continue kissing, and I try again, I put my hand on her ass and she moves it... so OK, I leave her alone and we just go to sleep. So after a few weeks I see her again. And she comes to me and we talk... and then she says “you know... why didn’t we have sex that night?” and I say “I don’t know... you didn’t want to... you kept stopping me” and she says “oh yes I really wanted... I just wanted you to really be aggressive, I get turned on when a guy gets frustrated and just grabs me and fucks me...” so I said “you could have just told me” and she says “no... it must be real....” and I’m thinking “wat are you out of your mind?? I’m going to rape you and hope that you are into that shit? “ "
Louis CK man.


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yes, that was Louis CK.

"So you're probably wondering why I'm sharing my precious time with you... well, I'm a big fan. How did you do it?"

"blah blah blah im confused blah blah"

"make it as a bodybuilder?" dead serious, start feeling her biceps... you can flex yours and pretend they suck compared to hers... the reversal makes this hilarious.

Everyone: 'OOOOH I SEE HOW THIS COULD WORK!'

don't actually try it if the women looks like a bodybuilder, that culd be... disastrous

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this could work as an opener or any time during a convo:

So look, about the sofa. They called from IKEA. They can deliver it tomorrow before noon. Now, we have that dinner with mom at 13:00 and you know how those things work, if they say noon it could be noon or it could be 14:00. So I told them to change the date but the next available date is ... bla bla bla

Basically start talking about some made up sofa from IKEA.

your turn.

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Look, You're really cute and I have to tell you something: I've been with 99 girls and..... I want you to be my 100th. I want it to be really special so I'm going to take a room for us in the four seasons and get room service and bla bla bla riff it.

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