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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:42 pm 
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Recovered from what i thought was for sure the end of my night. My ex gf picked me up from the bars, made me promise i wouldnt try to have sex with her, i said of course not.

We got home put on a movie, and soon we were hooking up. suddenly, she hopped up put on all her clothes and started to walk out. When i asked why she pointed to a used condom on the floor.

"Listen, I never once told you I wasnt hooking up with other girls, I invited you over here not because I want to get back together but because I want to have fun. You knew coming over here that me being me of course there are going to be girls at my place and of course I am going to be having sex. If you don't want to hang out because of that fine, than head out the door, but I have a good time with you."

She laid back down and didn't talk to me for about 2 minutes, then I fucked her all over my place and came in her.

DONT APOLOGIZE!


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:25 am 
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FUCKING...


I need more posts like this so I'll start to game again..forgot how fucking fun it is.

Well done bro'! 100% MEN!

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in her? Well are you ready for this?


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HOLY SHIT ALPHA MALE STUFF RIGHT THERE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Dude, good job. But why'd you cum inside of her? Do you want kids or is she on the pill haha.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 6:25 am 
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haha shes on the pill, i woulda wore a condom but she had told me a few weeks ago that she would never hook up with me until i got an STD check cause id been with other girls, so not wrapping it was just rubbing it in her face that I do what i want.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 5:42 am 
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Last night she calls me again, tells me to come get her. I say i'll think about it. I call her a hr later and ask if she still wants to hang. I pick her up and bring her to my place. I go lay in bed and turn the TV on, she lays on my couch and says "have you fucked any other girls in that bed since the last time you washed the sheets"

I said "why would you ask that, A its none of your business, and B, if the answer is yes, which you know it is, why would you want to hear me say it."

she lays silently on the couch and i lay in bed watching my movie. Finally after a few minutes of silence she gets up and walks out and says "you are such a dick"

I lay in bed and wait for the knock at my door. I walk over and open it and then walk back to bed without even fully opening the door (I live in a studio). She comes in and says "really? you couldnt even open the door?" and starts bitching.

I say "listen, you are so concerned with where this is going and what we are doing that it makes this miserable. I invited you over to hang out and watch tv and be in the moment. If you wanna know what our relationship is, here it is, we aren't getting back together."

She cries. I tell her, "listen, I dont wanna fight about something that doesnt matter, lets just have fun and see where things go. What do you want to do?"

She starts to answer that question "i want for us to..." i interrupt her. "No, what do you want to do now?"

She pulls up some funny videos, we start laughing, and within 20 minutes I F-close and pass out.


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YEAAAAHHHH

nice work


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:32 am 
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WOW.

I'm not some AFC thinking:"This guy is awesome".

I'm an full on motherfucking player saying:"This guy is amazing".

Oh and by the way,you're an asshole...Sorry,it's the truth.
you handled the sit' very well but,you hurt her too much..I don't like that.

I love women,I don't just fuck 'em cause I want too..I share it with them.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:20 pm 
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I love women, but its complicated with her. She really did a lot of terrible things to me, I'd never treat anyone else this way. For her, I was a nice guy for 2 years, let her walk all over me. An asshole is the only thing that she responds to now, if I am even a little nice she pushes me towards a beta backslide. Thats not to say I don't treat her well when we hang out, I just chose to be very stern on her asking me shit that doesnt matter. I've gotta correct her behavior, and I have to make it clear I am the opposite of a beta bitch that will deal with her shit tests.


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So this relationship is bad for the both of you..Drop it before things get ugly...Ummm...let me rephrase:ugly-er.

Happy gaming bro'.

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Thats the truth. Had oneitis forever, can't afford a backslide with her. Rarely speak to her anymore though.


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Loving the way your smashing the baggage with an Ex. Nothing worse than an old LTR trying to make you Beta again.

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After last time we fucked, i got the "i realize now you don't love me anymore you just want to fuck me." and i didnt hear from her for a few weeks. Last night she texts me while i am at the library

HB- You know we can't hang out anymore, it's not fair.
me- okay.
HB- did you cook that chicken pot pie we got at the grocery store?

I was working at the library and it took me a while to respond

HB- okay wow ignore me now.
me- I'm in the library.
HB- oh im sorry. I'll just go to bed then.
me- okay.
HB- unless you're leaving soon?
me- yeah ill call you in a minute

I went and picked her up and came to my apt. We put on the TV and i kept working on my homework. I took a break and went and tried to hook up with her. got the ASD. She kept going on about how all i want is sex and she's not a piece of meat.
I told her, thats my line, im the piece of meat, i know you texted because you miss me fucking your tight little pussy.

She got mad. STOP i'm not having sex with you.

I told her woah don't get ahead of yourself, i said you missed it, not that id do it. and I went back to studying.

Finally we fucked, she went to sleep and I went to class in the morning. When i got home, my place was cleaned, all my laundry was done and folded, and she was sexting me within an hour of her leaving. As i am writing this she is laying naked in my bed post f-close.

Went from not speaking in weeks, to fucking twice in a very busy day, and my apartment and clothes are clean because of it.

Damn it feels good to be alpha.

Happy Sarging.


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I'm sorry but why are you telling me that?

(I mean,C'mon-We gave you advice and you said you understand...What the heck is the point in bumping this again?)

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:47 pm 
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this is a lay report section, so naturally i am gonna keep a log on here with her, i dont see what the problem is with that. it may help someone not get taken advantage of by a crazy ex. its not like i called you and said i have to tell you this story. You don't have to read it if you think im an asshole or don't want to hear it.


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