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So these 2 guys were fighting over this girl, and I broke up the fight...She showed some IOI's before and thanked me for breaking it up, and said that she had a good time with me that night...She messaged me over facebook saying how mad she was at Alex my friend who fought and saying how she wished it didn't happen...what is something witty / flirtatious I could say in response?
I would say, "I don't know what all the fuss was about, I guess they haven't realized yet that beauty is a common thing.

What else do you got going on for you that's worth fighting over?"