I've got quite an imagination. So...I want to be original and not use canned material from online. I'm looking for a guideline on creating funny/interesting routines. Especially ones that involve push pull! Thanks xD

try a book on writing stand up comedy... Comedy Writing Step By Step is a good one by gene perret... im kind of a newbie myself but this is what was recommended to me and it looks sweet

You go online to ask others how to make an original routine that is unique to you and doesn't sound like something you got online? Am I getting this right?

Nah, I get what you mean. You just need to know the structure of it so you can fill in the substance.

Based on what I know about game, you need to have DHV spikes, and more importantly, it has to be entertaining. I've run canned routines that I got online and it never occured to me that they were very straight forward and boring. No excitement, just asking yes or no questions and getting very bland answers that killed the vibe/mood.

You need to do multiple things within your routine. The opening honestly doesn't even matter because you need to blow right past that and get into the rapport and attraction building phases. Tell a story, kind of like how a stand-up comic would tell it. There's also a "device" that comedians use wherein they have a running punchline that they throw back into their routine to get laughs at opportune moments. Think: DHV, funny, playful, lighthearted, and upbeat. Avoid dark, depressing, shocking, sexual, and negative subject matter.

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