| I notice girls are responding more to me since i changed my POF profile, basically i tried everything but still got no responses. So i decided not to give a shit and made my profile extremely ridiculous. Here it is: (can't post links..just started this account today)
Being Asian means i'm on the bottom of the totem pole when it comes to the dating scene, Especially for online dating. LOL black guys have it pretty bad too, man the things I've read from you women about black men...so very mean!! haha but at least you girls are acknowledging them..sh*twe asians are neglected so much you girls forget to write "IF YOU'RE ASIAN **** OFF" On that note i'd like to say if we had meet in person you girls would totally be mine. I'd be ****ing your brains out right now instead sitting on my toilet writing this. Yes! we asians like to **** just as much as the next guy. Funny thing is that when i go out, most of the time i am trying to convince the girl i'm hitting on that i'm actually am hitting on her! because you women rarely ever get hit on by Asian men. I hate to say this but its true, majority of Asian men are nerdy chodes. Lucky for you i'm not one of them I give women pleasure, if they desire, it is of course the greatest pleasure they will ever experience. I have loved many women, so completely that the sound of my voice in their ear could cause their body to shudder and explode with such intense pleasure that only weeping could bring them full release
Here is a lil bit bout me. I recently got a penis enlargement operation done, i am now a proud owner of a 4 incher..YEAH BABY!! the possibilities are endless now. I have had this pof account now for about a week, i did take it seriously at first but now i think its pretty lame. I like white girls but everyone of them on this site seems to only want a tall, dark haired, bright eyed, muscular white man..good luck with that. You know what i'm looking for? hot sexy horny girls, the chances of us finding them on this site is like trying to win the lottery haha! What i do like about this site is the ability to narrow down what ethnicity i want! It's like choosing what i want to eat depending on my mood, every **** tastes different.
i most likely will not respond to any lame messages like "Hi" but i'll tell you want I would respond to! here's a list
1.) Let's make some mixed babies
2.) you're a douchebag (or any variation of this because it means you actually wasted your time reading my profile haha)
3.) tell me you're a dancer ( i love dancers)
that's about it, hope you enjoyed my profile and if you took any offense to this i meant to disrespect im just having a lil fun! ;P "say im sick" pronounce that backwards and what do you get?
First Date
I blindfold you in a room lit only by a candle, and then i whisper in your ear to slowly undress yourself. As I smell your neck I tell you you smell good and its turning me on. I begin to touch you gently across your entire body being careful not the touch your nipples or **** and ask if this is getting you excited. you tell that it is and you want me deep inside you badly. I tell you not yet and lay you down on my bed to begin kissing you in the mouth, then the neck, then breast, thighs, knees, and then i work my way back up to your **** that is now extremely wet and juicy. I whisper and tell you you're glorious, radiant, spectacular, and perfect. then I...to be continued, if your wet and horny right now..then you're welcome go play with yourself now or holla at cha boy!!
im open to any help too
sarge on playas!
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