Hey guys,
Just wanted some feedback on text game I was running over a couple of days. The lines denote a day has passed.
Here it is:
Me: Add me on facebook so I can invite you to the party. (I'd already invited her to a party, she agreed and seemed quite enthusiastic.)
(She adds me on facebook and I invite her to the event. She accepts the invite on facebook, however she doesn't turn up on the night.)
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Me: You missed out bigtime.
Her: On what?x
Me: The party, it was mental!
Her: Awk yeah, there was a wilder party in my pants

x
Me: And why wasn't I invited?
Her: You can come next time

x
Me: Decent. What's your schedule like this week?
Her: All booked up, sorry

x
Me: A likely story. Fancy meeting me in town sometime?
Her: I'm through most thursdays

x
Me: Thursday it is then. I'll give you a text nearer the time.
Her: Sweet, see you then

x
Me: Also, you're coming to my party on Friday.
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Her: I am? X
Me: Not anymore. Had to cancel, something came up.
Her: Awk, that sucks. We should still have a party in my pants though

x
Me: Sounds like a plan to me. Just found out I'm ranked 6th in the school for bad behaviour. What is life?
Her: I'm ranked joint 3rd for best exam results

x
Me: Well sorry einstein.
About 45 minutes pass
Me: Ugh, talk to me, I'm bored as fuck
Her: Nah. x
Me: I'll just have to text some other girl then, won't I?
Her:...and what a shame that would be x
Me: Sarcasm's the lowest form of wit darling
Her: Your comeback is so original
Me: At least I didn't have to resort to sarcasm
Her: WELL SORRY X
Me: Fucking should be. How are you going to make it up to me?
Her: By fucking you hard with my tight wet pussy x
Me: I was thinking a blowjob would suffice, but okay.
Her: Bit cheeky thinking you would get anything at all. x
Me: Try realistic.
Her: You seem easy. x
Me: You offered.
Her: You agreed. I could have been joking about it x
Me: You made the effort by asking. I just claimed my prize. (Note: Fucked up a bit here, I know) And don't you think that's part of the fun?
No reply back. Anyway, like I say, some feedback would be appreciated, particularly about how I should have responded to her calling me easy.
Thanks in advance,
Vicious.