This is just a retelling of what happened...
I'm at home at about 10 oclock at night on a sunday, about to leave my basement jam apartment for the club. I hear a cold voice, "message recieved" urging me to pick my phone out of my skin tight red jeans. To my surprise, a girl whom I talked to for maybe 2 minutes on an online dating sight is blowing me up... Interesting. The message reads "Hey, my friends are begging for guys, wanna hook up?" Hmmm "this could be a test," i think to myself, "Better play it cool."
Siedways: Um.. what? Idk haha, guess I'd have to meet her?
Female: LOL yes you would haha. They are really drunk.
Hmmm...this may be for real.
After more conversation, "Ok," i tell myself , "beastmode. These girls want to fuck. Girls are horny. They want someone, a man, to bang them, tonight. Don't fuck up, fuck, don't fuck this up you pussy."
Drive there.
I see the girls signaling me as a get out of my vw jetta, its late, dark out, and all i see are silhouettes. I decide that the odds are in my favour here. I'm a man. I know how to escalate, this is routine.
I open the girls " Wait, you guys aren't like, sexual
predators or something? Cause I... I... can't ... I'm not like that." I am met with laughter and open arms with the group. Fuck yeah, clockwork.
The boldest of the group pipes up "Who is he!? Who are you?" I reach out the hand of god, through the clouds of glory, and ask "Who are you? Come here." I close my sweaty hand on hers, and pull her in. "I'm (insert name here
)." I ask her if she's drunk. She tells me I'm cute. I say thankyou. She keeps looking back at her friends as if saying "isn't he cute?" I meet the rest of the group then I decide fuck that, time to move this forward. I pick up the bold cutie and she wraps her legs around me. This is showing me she is actually interested. Oh, I was seeding for a bounce before, telling the cutie that i drive a jetta, she should come see it. So this pops up again, coincidence... i think not. She "HAS" to come see it. I pick her up. Trekking it to the jetta, and out of the darkness comes a feared creature. Heated and wrathful in its duty. "A cockblock!" I say to myself. "damn her to hell!!!!!"
I keep walking to the car, now everyone is following us.
To make a long story short, I got to the car. The girls wouldn't let their friend leave with me. I keep trying to get her to sneak off with me, but she reminds me of her friends. I get her in the driver seat, then tell her to slide over. She does but then leaps out the passenger door. "I tricked you hehehe!!" I don't react AT ALL and just sit there. "You can leave, it doesn't matter." I tell her. She gets back in, but now she won't close her door. I give her my key so she knows i won't drive away. We talk, and i guess the friends can tell im not some creepy guy who doesn't know how to escalate on girls. Like I'm not forcing anything... So the friend runs to the passenger door and SHUTS it. They are basically giving me their drunk friend to fuck.
As this happens i reassure the cutie that her friends are cool and they don't care. She turns on the lights in car, I sit there with them on , just to keep her comfortable.
FINISH HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I look over at her "You're cute. Come here, no come
here." And i pull her right the fuck in, hardcore makeout, immediately to other stimulations, no resistance so I tell her "Undo my pants."
Gotta be ready bro, you never know. Gimme lay, but I'll take it.
CHAT