This is my first attempt at a LR so hope its a half decent read for you guys, this is my full night out, so if you want to get straight to the point I recommend you skip ahead to #3.
Any BLOCK CAPS will normally refer to my train of thought.
#1. PROLOGUE
I was reading about the Apocalypse Opener for some time and came across yet another thread, which really motivated me and something just clicked into place and I thought to hell with it 'I WILL DO THIS - EVEN IF IT KILLS ME'.
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So night time comes around, do a few sets on my weights to get those endorphins pumping as I ready for a night out, purposely chose to go out later so it was about 11:45pm (clubs shut at 2am), I grab my car keys, and tell myself 'I CAN DO THIS' hopped in my car and drove downtown.
#2 NATURAL GAME
Parked up in the car, walked up to the nightspot and took a look over the balcony (choice of 4 clubs), which club had the best vibe, after a quick contemplation decided on (club name).
Shoulders back, spine straightened, I walk town the steps, joined the queue, scoped out the beer garden/smoking area, as the queue inched forward, paid my money at the door, first minute of being in the club, started sizing the place up: destination - the bar! to calm my nerves a little, took a casual yet longer route passing a few sets and got my usual tipple, whilst waiting for my order, turned my back to the bar, checked the sets I passed, some were out of my line of vision, but noticed a couple of receptive sets.
'F*CK! I CAN'T DO IT - IT'S TOO EARLY!', I started getting inside my own head, paid for my drink & took a swig, turned around again and my feet started walking, starting to retrace my steps, almost aligned with the closest set which was a 2 set, I almost bail, felt her eyes following me 'F*CK MAN YOU CAN DO THIS' then BAM! Double-take and I opened the friend who was a HB7 though, not my target.
I couldn't bring myself to use the line, I missed my opening and they were there together, so I just started shooting the sh*t, dropped a FTC (my friend was meeting me here - but he would never come) and a bit of fluff talk with some natural game, I notice my target who was a HB8 losing a little interest and disengaging from the set so I repositioned myself the other side of the friend to lock myself in with the table they were standing at and with my arm now around her lower back and threw a disqualifier at my target "I had you down to pull pretty much any guy in this place, you seem nice, but I noticed your friend here first" *cheeky smile* (jealousy plotline) she lapped it up.
The interaction goes of for another few minutes & in the end I wanted to move on but not before I took both their numbers - First set under my belt and to my surprise, a success, such a huge boost to my confidence.
I proceeded to do another half dozen sets with natural game with varying results, but managed to take another number from a HB8.
#3 CRUNCH TIME
It's around 1:10am, still no apocalypse opener, I knew I had to step up to the plate and do this sh*t, even if I failed miserably 'I HAVE TO DO THIS!' I go back to the bar for another drink, I needed something to get me through this, down the hatch in one.
I opened a HB7 next to me waiting to be served, I dropped the lines:
ME: “Hey, how’s it going?”
HB7: “Hey I'm good, you?” *quite upbeat and cheerful*
ME: “Cool. What are you doing later?”
HB7: “Err... I dunno, I'm with my mates.” *confused look*
ME: “Do you want to come home with me?”
Hold... hold... HOLD! *I couldn't help but crack a smile*
DAMN IT!, I lost it, her face pretty much said it all and I expected to be on the receiving end of some pain, so I launched into damage control and made a joke out of it,
"*laughing*... look at your face" she told me I've got some balls to even say that and she's not that kinda girl. I disqualified myself further and
"I just wanted to see how you would react".
Bit of friendly talk... time to move on.
So after shaking that off and calming myself down a little, I headed out to the beer garden, it was a little quieter, but still pretty loud, started scanning the place for lone HB's I just couldn't see any other viable way of trying this on a 2set, I felt very selective and constantly questioning my judgement.
I notice a lone HB7.5 who was sat down at a table, checking her phone, kept her in mind & still continued to scan, nothing much going, so I glance over at the HB7.5 again, still checking her phone and looking around seeming a little lost,
*DEEP BREATH* 'THIS IS IT' rock over and drop the lines:
ME: “Hey, how’s it going?”
HB7.5: “Not bad... you?”
ME: “I'm good. What are you doing later?”
HB7.5: “I’m not sure yet... why?”
ME: “Do you want to come home with me?”
Hold... hold... HOLD.
HB7.5: (No answer)...
*I feel my heart almost beating out of my chest, so much so, I feel my temples (the sides of my forehead) throbbing, it almost felt like I was nodding ever so slightly* - Possibly the longest 20 seconds of my life!!!
She averts her laserbeam eyes away from mine and checks her phone again... (Did she submit?!?) I was thinking to myself 'F*CK!!!' she isn't even going to say anything to even let me get my 'OK' response in.
B*LLOCKS TO THIS, I took the empty seat and tell myself 'YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL SHE ANSWERS YOU!'
Probably another 30 seconds pass, she's still busy on her phone.
Next thing I know, she gets up, still not a word... I think to myself 'NOW I'VE BLOWN IT' she leans in and softly says 'Let's go!' and she takes my hand. *JACKPOT*
Not to mess around, we leave the club straight away, I didn't really know what to say without ruining it, but I ask her to validate were we were going "so... your place, or mine?" we decide on mine and I tell her I've got my car.
So we make some small talk and on the way back to my car and I ask her name.
We get back to the car, which I parked in a dead end but lit street, behind the bus station, we get in and before I could even get the keys into the ignition to start the car, came a barrage of sexual cues, she starts to undo my jeans *the next 10 minutes I'll omit*
People were walking home, I could hear voices in proximity of the car and I was cautious of getting caught so I tell her to stop and tell her "save some for later".
We drive back to my place, proceeded to the living room and continued where we left off...
I'm not sure if I could pull it off again, but what I will say in this instance is...
MISSION SUCCESS!!!
