Ok hence the title of this post this is..it is actually funny!!! Well to me anyway..

So, I get on myspace IM one night(dont remember what night exactly), an old "friend" messaged me. We talked for a bit, then he hit the sex subject. This was a trip right here, the guy is 29 and a virgin!! I could not believe it. His reasoning is above me for he believes his religion is what has kept innocense. His father is a preacher in a small community around where I live and that is where he instills his faith. With that being said, he plans to NOT have sex until he has wed. (which I gave him kudos for)LOL.

Moving on, he asked me if he could come and get me so we could go watch a movie and perhaps make-out.. I dug my heels in the ground debating whether I wanted to or not for I was feeling quite feisty and wanted some action and knowing in the back of my mind that there would be no action. I said what the hell, so the guy came and got me, got his place, and talked about a minute trying to discuss what movie to watch. Wouldn't you know he had the movie Transformers. Somewhere during the middle I guess, I was into the movie but he was getting restless(hmm, wonder why), so he is sitting up and I lean up and start rubbing his back and could tell he is enjoying this ya know. Then we focus on the movie a little bit. After 10 minutes of rubbing his back, he rubs mine

It's nearing the end of the movie because well they are in battle, but anyway, I start rubbing his neck and out of nowhere he kisses me. well ok, I kiss right back. So he slides me down on the couch where I am lying down and we make-out for what felt like to me hours but only minutes..I had to train him how to kiss appropriately because the poor lad keeps thrusting his tongue down my throat..ugh..well I pulled his shirt off over his head and he says I cant go any further. Well, I said I understood and just kept on kissing and caressing. He pulls my shirt off......uh oh heres come the LMR.. He said that he really really shouldnt be doing this and at the time he said that, I just sat up a little and gave him a long passionate kiss and said, "I know" and I just just kept going and didnt stop.....then I guess you guys can figure out the rest!!

Nice Girl! You handled LMR well, and you closed the deal. I'm so proud my little Paramour is growing up so fast . Seriously, good job and good post! Careful boys this one has teeth

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It was a little bit into the post before i realized paramour was a girl lol....

In a way he may have played you, maybe I am thinking too deep here but he said he would not have sex until he was married and maybe that got you to want something you couldn't have . Just a thought .

LMAO, considering HE had no game behind this so called motive, I highly doubt he was playing me. I kow a player when I see one.

Note: If I did get played (which is never) then there is a reason I allowed it to happen, so rest your mind I do know what I am doing. LOL

I'm wondering how well this would work for a guy that actually HAS game? I've got decent game, but it's been....a while and I'm a little bit nervous that I might have lost some skill and be a bit awkward at first. I mean, how does one go about telling a girl that he's chosen to be celebate because he didn't have the ability to pull the girls that he liked, so he didn't settle for the ones that were just OK?

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Would you really believe a guy that tells you this?
Interesting technique the guy has there.

Tell a chick you're a virgin (disqualify yourself), she lets down her guard and you take advantage of her when the time is right.

It must have made you feel, sort of irresistible.

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I had no idea Paramour was a girl until I read this post too lol.
I dont think she was played, she got exactly what she wanted, you cant be gamed when you get what you want.

Yes of course.

But the implication is what's interesting.

Are we to believe that to be successful with women sexually, men need to be deceptive in this manner?

Some women perhaps.

And what would have happened had he approached this situation with Paramour in a more conventional sense?

Paramour do you think this guy was really a virgin, or was he playing you to get easy sex?

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LOL, yes he "was" indeed a virgin. I knew it, he knew it, his friends and family knew. When a man doesnt know what the hell to do in the form of sex at all. Then that should be a dead give away Starbuck. This poor soul didn't know what it was like to carry out the acts that he and I did til I came along. He has only kissed a woman. He didnt use his faith in vain. I know what I want, when I want it, and I usually go right for it!!

[quote="Rye Lee"]I'm wondering how well this would work for a guy that actually HAS game? I've got decent game, but it's been....a while and I'm a little bit nervous that I might have lost some skill and be a bit awkward at first. I mean, how does one go about telling a girl that he's chosen to be celebate because he didn't have the ability to pull the girls that he liked, so he didn't settle for the ones that were just OK?[/quote]

Well Rye, I am confident to say that it would work for a guy that HAS game. Yes, it is deceptive to say the least, but most NORMAL women admire a man that has higher beliefs than his own ego and some guys are able to use this type of behavior to achieve what they seek. Oh, and I CANNOT see a guy becoming celebate for that particular reason.

You don't believe that guys can have the same standards as women and not have sex if they can't get with girls that actually interest them? You think that if a guy hasn't had sex in a while, he would rather sleep with a girl that he isn't attracted to, rather than remain celebate?

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[quote="Rye Lee"]You don't believe that guys can have the same standards as women and not have sex if they can't get with girls that actually interest them? You think that if a guy hasn't had sex in a while, he would rather sleep with a girl that he isn't attracted to, rather than remain celebate?[/quote]

Youre getting off subject Rye, we were talking about one of the main subjects of my LR, not men in general. But yes, I do believe men and women have the same standards but depends on the man and woman. Hmm, was that directly to me Rye..LOL... I think if a guy who was celabate for my subjects reason (being of faith and following the path to rightousness)..LOL. then I believe he was seduced because he is weak. He gave in for the sole reason that I seduced him to the point where he realized that he is indeed HUMAN. Obviousely people dont sleep with just whatever, they have ATTRACTION bulit somewhere between them. Whether you say you have attraction or not, there is a reason why you chose to F*close that person.

lol, i thought you were a guy at first. so i was like, "hmmm, i didn't know there were gay pickup artists," !!!!

lol.

Par! We finally meet in the forums! Give daddy Roads a kiss...no not on the lips sweetheart...

Props to your sarge, and well done!

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