Guys,

I started a FB convo with a new girl I met.

I THINK (??) it's been going ok, but I also get the impression she might just be stringing me along?! I think I need to crank things up a bit! Any thoughts or advice would be great! Thanks!

Here's the convo :

HB
hey nice to meet you man

ME
hey! How's it going? I just tried sending you a text, but it didn't work!
I met girls like you before!
Gimme your number again and I will see if it works!

HB
(Number)

ME
ok
haha! I think it's just because I've got a really shitty old phone!


HB
sure!

ME
hold on a second!
lol

I just sent you the best message you've EVER received in your life!
Did you have fun tonight?

HB
ahah hey my fav Englishman, got your msg, thanks
had fun? well, not that much, it ended too early

ME
hahaha yeah true! So, let's hang out later this week! I'm free on Friday evening....

HB
ok, let's see just keep in touch
I'm going to bed now, have to charge my battery

ME
ok sure! Sleep well!

(Next day. ME)
Hey! Batteries successfully charged?

HB
Bonjour! Yep!

ME
What are your plans for today?

HB
Have to sign some papers at the uni, then have some siesta and then just improvise

ME
I like your style!
I'm planning on tempting girls to my apartment with candy. So.... do you prefer Skittles or M&Ms?

HB
ahahah that's smart

ME
Haha! I think you like both, BUT you're also a bit of a rebel, so you like OTHER candy even more! Am I right?!

HB
oh my god, I see you understand women really well

ME
Haha! I do my best!
Hey, guess what?! Something CRAZY just happened!

HB
oh really?

ME
yeah!

HB
so what happened?

ME
I saw a news report saying how aliens are coming to Earth to take over the planet and take away all the smart, fun, sexy, charismatic people! Don't worry, you'll be fine, I'm just messaging you to say goodbye!

HB
Oh maybe I'll survive as I'm not that smart and funny
don't worry

ME
haahahahahaha! You seem cool and good fun! I like girls who are fun! Most people in this world bore me (boys and girls!)

HB
oh thanks
same here

ME
How much fun are you REALLY though, on a scale of 1-10? I'm guessing you're about a 7. MAYYYYYYYYBE 7.5?

HB
I'd say 1,5 as I'm afraid of aliens

ME
hahahahahha! Even cute little green ones with 12 arms and 16 different faces?!

HB
ah no, that ones are nice


ME
I'm glad we agree on that! Our mutual love of extra-terrestrial beings is yet ANOTHER thing we have in common!

HB
so nice to share interests

ME
Agreed! But we should "share" an evening together too! Hang out, have some fun, a few drinks, maybe some alien spotting!

HB
ok, we could someday

ME
cool

HB
have to go, have a nice day!

ME
I'm working tonight & tomorrow (you'll NEVER guess what my job is!) But I guess I could make time for you on Friday or Saturday night!

HB
You work for NASA I smell it

ME
GOD, you're GOOD!

HB
see u

ME
bye!

Any thoughts?

Well she started the conversation so I guess you left a really good impression in person. On chat however it seems like you are really trying to impress her.

For an example: you started with asking her a question, saying that you tried to get an hold of her earlier. Then you told her that you meet a lot of women just like her. Then you demanded her number to get hold of her again.

All of this was a response to her saying that it was nice to meet you man. Less is more so don´t write so long. Study up some text game and experiment with that in your future convos.

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Not bad, running all your canned game in one convo though???

She didn't seem to catch on....

Should have ended 1st your busier than that!

Are you gonna fall flat with out the canned humor or can you roll?

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

Cheers for the feedback guys!

Yeah, I'm not planning to rely solely on canned stuff.

What do you think about the fact she says stuff like :

"Yeah, maybe we can hang out" and "Let's just stay in touch."

A little bit non-committal? Is she just stringing me along? What do you reckon I should FB or preferably text her with next??

In woman speak; "I'm not quite comfortable yet, but interested" "let's see what else he's got?"

Prepare for small shit test.

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

Cheers.

So what text could I send to keep her interested and preferably heighten her interest? And when? I don't want to appear needy, but I want to maintain her interest, not wait too long, etc!

Thanks again!

You have at least built enough comfort for a fairly quick round #2.

On FB

Ex: You notice she is on....dick around for a few, then;

you; Hey! it's my favorite Alien

Her: Oh hi bla, bla bla

You: Yeah I was just checking to see if any hot blonde/brunette/redheads were stalking me LOL!

Her: I'm not a stalker, Bla, Bla

You; Connect to something of HER interest (You look good. how do you stay in shape?)

Her: Oh I Bla Bla

You: Cool, Keep it short, Hey I gotta jet but, do you like Ice Cream?

Her: Yes duh

You: Well I only like quality stuff, I'm going to Stone Cold Saturday, Maybe I'll let you join me, if you promise to behave?


Her: I course I'm a GOOD GIRL!

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

Haha! That end bit is superb! Thanks man!

The ice cream thing is actually a good idea, because a) it's hot where I live and b) one of my best buddies works at the ice cream parlour, so he can DHV me!

Update. This is the latest development :


ME
Hey! It's my favourite alien!

HB
oh hello

ME
2nd favourite actually, but you get the idea!
I'm just checking Facebook to make sure that no hot blondes/brunettes/redheads were stalking me! I hope you're not a stalker!

HB
just a brunette

ME
haha
actually, for an alien girl, you actually look (pretty) good! What do you do to stay in shape?

HB
Mmm thanks, I'll consider it a compliment I do everything, and don't have my mom with me, so nobody cooks for me

ME
awww
lol
Hey I gotta go now, as I'm at work, but before I go.... Do you like ice cream?

HB
even more than candies

ME
haha

HB
keep working man bonne soirée

ME
I'm heading to Haagen Dazs on Saturday afternoon! If you're a good girl and you promise to behave, I MIGHT let you join me!

HB
I'll pray

ME
haha! I'll text you beforehand and let you know what time you're meeting me! Bye bye!

HB
ciao


I think she's playing me, she's losing interest and is sarcastic as hell! Thoughts?

Playing you? or more like playing along!

Just chill dude, did you get her #?

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

Yeah, I got her number easily very early in the proceedings!