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| SoSlick | PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:49 pm | |
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| Boyo | PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 4:25 pm | |
| Offline | | Member of MPUA Forum |  | Joined: Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:49 pm Posts: 148 Location: England | | Double check your grammar, spelling and spacing on paragraphs, otherwise pretty good. _________________ Limit Nothing. Achieve Everything.
My Journal: boyos-journal-vt137995.html
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| MMMMOnkey | PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:10 pm | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:43 am Posts: 3 | | Is this funny or is it just sad? I'm trying the "reverse psychology" angle.
hey there this is bro. I been thinking a lot lately that life sucks, life is pain and it is completely terrible and unsatisfying that no one likes me. So what, I have no social skills, A small penis, and stupid fat legs. What about my PERSONALITY. Oh right, it's shit. I like overeating, drinking too much, and taking copious amounts of vitamins to make up for it and balance it out. That would sum up my hobbies. Oh and I play guitar but not loud enough for anyone to hear because I'm too embarrassed. Also, my boring job allows me to practice meditation several hours a day which helps me to relax and ascend into the realm of the gods which is where I belong cause I am so cool. If only a girl was smart enough to see this, then she would be able to reap the benefits of pleasing me and extracting my godly juices from deep within my nutsack groin area. Oh woe is me.
I also enjoy tennis and driving cars. My car has a dent in it, because I live on the wild side. There's nothing I hate more than stupid conceited people, and it's incredibly boring to engage in small talk with old farts who have no shame.
Likes:
Money
Badass
Dislikes:
Russians
Dogs
Tennis
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| SoSlick | PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 3:07 pm | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Mon Mar 07, 2011 5:50 pm Posts: 24 Location: New Jersey | | thanks boyo... anyone else?
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